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Rhodey: Anyway, I know it's hard to believe, but when I first got to college I was a little bit of a...

Sam: Dork?

Steve: Geek?

Bucky: [passing by] Good-time Sally who gave it away for free?

Tony: I was the tramp, you old bitch!

Bucky: [walking away] Liking him...

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Tony: [about Steve] I don't know what I'm going to say to him.

Bucky: You don't have to say anything.

Tony: Are you proposing that we sneak around Buckaroo? Because you know, I am that kind of girl.

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Tony: You can't tell me what to do!

Steve: I'm not. I'm telling you what not to do!

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Tony: Listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.

[Steve makes a strange face and sits down]

Bucky: So basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.

Tony: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.

Steve: But you don't remember sleeping with her.

Tony: Yeah but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable, you guys know.

Bucky: What, how do we know, we never slept with you.

Tony: And who's fault is that?

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Tony: [entering fully dressed] Good morning everyone.

Bucky: Doll, why aren't you undressed?

Tony: You know, I've dreamt of you asking me that question.

[to the team] 

Tony: Only you guys weren't there.

[to Bucky] 

Tony: But Steve was. What that man can do with a feather duster! Don't ever let him go.

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Tony: Hi, sorry. This is Barnes. This is Quill. Quill, Barnes.

Quill: Is this your dad?

Bucky: For shit's sake, slightly older, better-looking friend.

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[Tony agreed to work on Bucky's arm]

Bucky: Okay, then, see you at our date.

Tony: It's not a date.

Bucky: Yes, it is.

Tony: Not really.

Bucky: Pretty much, it is a date.

Tony: Definitely not.

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[Bucky walks backwards as Tony approaches]

Tony: [Bucky pushes Tony away as he's kissing him] Ok, look, I've been alone for years, so either we're doing this right now, or I'm biting the bullet and I'm doing the old guy!

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Steve: Buck, Tony and I aren't even married!

Bucky: Are you living together?

Steve: Yes.

Bucky: Are you raising his kids?

Steve: Yes.

Bucky: Are you having sex?

Steve: No.

Bucky: Then you're married!

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Take the stairs

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Tony: [to Steve about Bucky] Does he speak?

Bucky: He does. Yeah, he can sit, stay, and roll over if you have any treats.

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Steve: Spooning is nice.

Tony: Yeah. But not as nice as forking.

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Bucky: You totally want me.

Tony: Buckaroo, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.

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Bucky: [shouting from the bathroom] How many times do I have to tell you to replace the toilet paper when it's empty?

Tony: I'm in the middle of something.

Bucky: So am I!

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Why did I just learn that Mysterio aka Quentin Beck was stalking Peter before he showed up

I’m gonna need to rewatch SpiderMan: Far From Home again

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Tony: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Steve if we broke up.

Steve: Why not?

Tony: I'm a very vengeful person.

Steve: Really?

Tony: With access to weaponized material.

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Steve: I like your moxie.

Tony: Aw, and I like your grandpa words.