#original: friends

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Rooster: Where's Maverick? Iceman: Ugh, he's at home not doing the dishes, even though our deal was that he would! And I'll tell ya something - I’m not doing them this time! I don’t care if those dishes sit in the sink until they’re all covered with...I’ll do them when I get home!

[itsagentromanoff]

Natasha: I wonder what age it is that you stop being able to put both legs behind your head.

Tony: Oh, I can still do that.

Natasha: How are you still single?

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: I'm always right about these things. Coyote: No, you're not. Last week you thought Bob was trying to kill you. Hangman: Well, I'm sorry, but it's hard to believe that someone would tell a story that dull just to tell it.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: Jacen, do you think your favorite animal says very much about you? Jacen Solo: You mean behind my back?

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: You made Sakura cry!

Sasuke: Sakura always cries!

Sakura: Not true! *starts sobbing*

[lilisouless]

Jesper: I can't believe it

Nina: it wasn't a real shotgun

Jesper: yes but still, you trew yourself over Kaz instead of me, you choose Kaz over me!

Nina: not exactly...i actually trew myself over Kaz because...my sandwich was there, i was trying to save my sandwich

Jesper: you risked your life...for a sandwich?

Nina: i wasn't thinking, it was a moment of heat!

making a friends rewatch, everything that can turn into incorrect crows, will turn into incorrect crows

[sunnysideprincess]

Howard: So, who's the mystery man?

Tony: Well, he's a Captain.

Howard: A real Captain?

Tony: No. A Captain of ducks. Of course, he's a real Captain. And he's handsome. *hugs Steve* And he's sweet. And I know that you'll like him.

Howard: Well that's wonderful, that- *sees Steve and Tony hugging* I-

Tony: Dad, it's okay.

Steve: It is, Howard.

Howard: Peggy? Can you come in here? Now!

Peggy: *rushing in with her old gun* Hey! Look what Jarvis found!

Maria: Oh dear, I'll take that!

[letitrainathousandflames]

Obi-Wan, taking the passenger's seat on Anakin's cloud car which he uses for undercover missions: *reaching over his shoulder* where- where is the seatbelt?

Anakin, nonchalantly: oh, there isn't one. The EMT had to cut it after one of the crashes.

Obi-Wan: I'm sorry, "one of" the crashes?!

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Bess: Logan? That’s a great name. Logan: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

[ask-giovanni-and-ghetsis]

Giovanni: What are we doing?

Ghetsis: Wasting our lives.

Giovanni: I meant for lunch..

[incorrectlasthours]

[James drunk in Paris, having a mental breakdown and talking to Cordelia and Matthew]

James: Aaah, love. L.O.V.E, love.

James: “L” is for life, and what is life without love?

Cordelia: By the angel, are we supposed to answer?

James: “O” is for… “Oh wow!”

James: “V” is for this very surprising turn of events

James: *turning to Cordelia and Matthew* which I’m still fine with by the way.

James: “Eeeee”… is for how extremely normal I find it that you two are together.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Slider: Ice, that's like your fourth cup of coffee! Iceman: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Maverick started snoring! Wolfman: He’s really that loud? Maverick(grins): Oh, you should hear me. Iceman: It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic! Maverick: Look, I told ya, I’m not going to any clinic! I don’t have a problem, you’re the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic! Iceman: They don’t have those. Maverick: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you’ve just had your first class!

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: See, Barnes, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?

Bucky: I'm not sure.

Tony: Rhodey seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.

Bucky: I do have feelings for you.

Tony: You do?

Bucky: Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.

Tony: See? Why, Barnes, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you... [Bucky kisses Tony] and you do that... [they kiss again]

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: Rooster seems to think that you have feelings for me. Phoenix: I do have feelings for you. Hangman: You do? Phoenix: I feel that you are very annoying.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Corran Horn: Where are you from? Lujayne Forge: Kessel. Corran Horn: I'm sorry? Lujayne Forge: I said Kessel. Corran Horn: No, no, I heard. I'm just sorry.

[forumjutsu]

Sai: I think it would be appropiate to have a match while we wate, given we are an even number of people.

Sasuke, Natuto and Sakura: ....

Sakura: We are forbidden to compete in anything unless Kakashi-sensei specifically requires it.

Sai: Why?

Sakura: We had a race and things went a little out of hand.

Naruto: She means Sasuke went crazy and broke my nose.

Sasuke: Accidentaly.

Naruto: It was so not an accident! He saw I was about to tag him, so he throw a big fat elbow in my face and kept running.

Sasuke: To win the race, by the way.

Naruto: Of course not! It didn't count because of the spectaculary illegal nose-breaking, remember?

Sasuke *to Sai*: I won the race.

Naruto: Then how come you didn't get the Team Seven Cup?

Sai: There was a... Team Seven Cup?

Sakura *sadly*: It used to be, but Kakashi-sensei said the were not winners that day, so he took the trophy...

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto: *holding their tears*

Sakura: ... and threw it in the lake.