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Still thinking about the first description I got of Labubu:

Seven year old: It’s a monster with seven teeth. It’s not a scary monster. It’s SUPPOSED to be cute. And it has like, ears.

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TFW the fic commenters absolutely 100% Get It

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The trick to writing is to keep having ideas. Failing that, keep having the same idea over and over until you have a 5+1—surprise, you just got more ideas.

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Murderbot Diaries: System Collapse

Yes. Yes good. Immediately salivating lmao.

So, theory: [redacted] is an uncomfortable conversation about The Relationship and murderbot refusing to process it lol

Omg the show about humans leaving their original planet for the first time (plus rescues and monsters and throwing rocks) is 1000% The Expanse isn’t it? Aww!!!

Hitting blackout zone and losing the ability to eavesdrop on ART (alpha) and its humans spiking threat assessment. Chef’s kiss. “Its presence is much smaller but we’re still gonna watch TV” redacted is their wedding.

Okay yeah redacted is a massive ptsd breakdown abt the virus isn’t it. Sorry for making light mb…

Oh no poor murderbot. We are absolutely flipping out about this.

It doesn’t watch new shows without ART anymore omg marriedddd

Wow this is. This could be the last murderbook?? This is full circle. It’s creating media! That’s the whole thing! It’s writing fanfic with ART awwww

“I’m not meant to function without multiple simultaneous inputs.” I am feral about this.

“I took over, gently slipping the connection away from it across our shared processing space.” Hello??? HELLO?!? This is so romantic stop.

“ART slid into the shared processing space with ART-drone. For a brief moment, there was two of it.” Why is this sexy to me lmao. Jeeeesus. With the being wounded and the coming home to powerful supercomputer ughhh.

“Console each other” ART really said now kiss about it. Like. Yeah i died a little bit you should probably tell each other how cool i am and let me watch.

ART seething with jealousy lmao. Oh my god throwing three to the wolf—you like learning stuff here’s a giant spacefaring pedant for you to listen to.

Wow. Great book. *immediately heading to ao3* *fandom murderbot* *filter by explicit* lol. Lmao even. (edited to add: okay so fandom explicit is not the same as my explicit, filter by not explicit and hello this is the perfect fic right here GOD.)

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genuinely i think everyone would be so much happier if we simply accepted that fanfiction isn’t supposed to be realistic at all, it’s just supposed to make you happy. ​these freaks are currently 20k words into pining for each other while living under the same roof and working the same job, fuck realism tbh

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41,737 words and they have finally kissed.

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Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) Dir. George Lucas

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which ao3 tag are you?

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DabuQlu’DI’ yISuv!

“When threatened, fight!”

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Baby's first blorbo, drawn at the age of 13 in an extracurricular art class I went to Wednesday evenings: it's Sarah "Mac" McKenzie!

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Cap 4 hit streaming too late lmao. The fixation is deaaaaad. RIP

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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

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*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

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I’ve published 41k words on ao3 across 11 fanfics. This wip is 30k. Lol.

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Rarepair life be like: *reading the same three fics over and over and over*

(And I wrote them… They’re my fics… It’s just me over here.)