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Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

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if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

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bro you just posted sal

you are going to gain subscriber

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Hey I just wanna say that all your Homestuck headcanons are valid as FUCK and I love both them and you

Oh my thank you. I'm glad someone else gets to enjoy them with me.💖

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Reblog if you’re LGBT and ship Sheith

Want to prove a point to someone

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That is CRIMINAL to send him back! That judge must be republican

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Re-reading of “Stabbed Tongue”, 1968, Lygia Pape. It’s a photographic work that is about the military dictatorship of 64 in Brazil and the censorship and repression that overruned the country back at that time. I’m sharing this here because TODAY (28/10/2018), 54 years after the beginning of the dictatorship, we are facing the risck of absolutism again. Today is the day we are going to decide, by voting, who is going to rule our country for the next 4 years, and the favorite candidate is a menace. Why do I say that? Because he openly admited to be racist, misogynist and homophobic. He openly supports TORTURE and has threatened to send away, aka exile, or arrest anyone who goes against him. Some public organs of the ILLEGIT government have already started censuring protests and the political positioning of public universities. Women, black people, lgbtq+ people are becoming targets of Bolsonaro’s violent supporters. And nothing is happening to stop them. So here I am, fighting against this fascist the way I still can, through my art.  Respect Existence or Expect Resistance.

Releitura da obra Língua Apunhalada, 1968, de Lygia Pape. Língua Apunhalada é a fotografia de uma língua esfaqueada, que trata sobre a ditadura militar de 64 no Brasil e a censura e repressão que assolavam o país naquele tempo. Nas palavras da artista, “naquela época, era uma informação cortada, e é como se eu estivesse cortando a língua das pessoas”. Bem, 54 anos depois do início desse período sombrio na nossa história, pelo menos metade do país insiste em esquecer ou relevar tudo isso que aconteceu, e em apoiar um candidato a presidência que representa um risco enorme à Democracia. Esse mesmo candidato abertamente incita ódio à minorias e desmerece sua luta por direitos. Enquanto isso, o mundo todo tem alertado do perigo da volta do fascismo, de um regime autoritário… Já ouvi de muita gente que “aaah isso é exagero, não vai acontecer”. Mas as provas estão aí, evidentes, jogadas na nossa cara. Basta querer ver. A censura já começou. Universidades públicas que são ameaçadas por se manifestarem contra o fascismo, imprensa que não pode falar que o Jairzinho apoia SIM a tortura… Não para por aí. O próprio candidato já afirmou que, quando eleito, vai mandar pra fora ou pra cadeia toda a oposição. Isso é repressão, puramente repressão. O vice de Jairzinho, o famigerado general Mourão, além de ter defendido mais de uma vez a ditadura como uma possibilidade real, foi apontado como um dos torturadores de Geraldo Azevedo, artista querido do meu Nordeste. Mas por que isso incomodaria o presidenciável em questão, se ele mesmo já homenageou publicamente o coronel Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra por ter sido o algoz da presidenta Dilma Rousseff? A fala desse homenzinho, que destila ódio e preconceito por aí, vem fazendo com que o cidadão de bem brasileiro se sinta no direito de se assumir racista, homofóbico e misógino. Vem fazendo com que os casos de violência direcionada à mulheres, negros e lgbtq+ aumentem assustadoramente. Assassinatos, lesões, ameaças… O medo é real, essa violência mais real ainda. Medo por meus amigos artistas, medo por todas as pessoas queridas que se encaixam em qualquer dos grupos citados acima. Medo por mim, que sou mulher, feminista, artista. Mas não podemos nos calar, porque o ódio não pode vencer. A candidatura de Jair Bolsonaro é uma afronta à democracia e aos direitos conquistados com tanta luta e sacrifício. Por isso, hoje, 28/10/2018, precisamos ser conscientes na hora de escolher quem vai nos governar. Se você acha que votar 17 está justificado por causa da corrupção, se você tem ódio do PT e por causa disso você decide que tudo bem fechar os olhos e relativizar a TORTURA, a HOMOFOBIA, o PRECONCEITO, o problema não está mais no partido, está em você. Aqui não se apoia opressor, nao se apoia torturador, não se apoia fascistas. Aqui a gente só vota em quem prega igualdade pra todos, em quem valoriza a educação, a arte e a cultura. Por isso eu voto #Haddad13 sim. Se fere a minha existência, serei resistência. Paz.

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So I did a costest of Otabek Altin.

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Female Stiles Stilinski Headcanon

Fem! Stiles would be a total badass. As the Sheriff's only daughter and with an extended family who's mostly involved in some way or another with the military or law enforcement she was trained from a very young age to kick ass. Her life motto is 'everything's a weapon if you're creative enough' and she is. It's a little terrifying all of the ways she knows how to kill or maim someone.

She deadass told Chris Argent to his face that one of the differences between them was that she didn't need a gun to kill a man. He's lowkey been afraid of her ever since. She thinks it's hilarious to talk circles around people who annoy her. She also thinks it's funny to make people underestimate her so that when she does kick their ass it's that much more rewarding. Derek agrees.

Derek respects the hell out of her. He grew up around strong independent women so he's always treated her as an equal. She's probably the only person Derek trusts. He wants to protect her but he knows that she can mostly handle herself so he usually lets her.

When Peter kidnapped her she talked him into giving the alpha spark to Derek by telling him that Kate deserved a fate much worse than death and she'd help him get revenge. And she did, when the cops came to arrest Kate for the murders of the Hale family she lost it and began screaming about how the werewolves were all monsters that needed to die. She was of course deemed crazy and sent to Eichen House.

Peter adores Stiles. He thinks she's the most hilarious person to ever exist. He was highkey trying to hook Derek and Stiles up the second she turned eighteen. Neither of them had the heart to tell him that they'd already talked about their mutual attraction and decided to wait until she was of age to begin dating.

They married three years later and had four kids; the eldest a quiet intelligent boy named Claud, and a few years later another boy named Tate, a few years after that twin girls named Talia and Laura. Tate and Laura are both rambunctious and playful while Talia is more quiet like Claud. Claud did inherit Stiles's sass and is lowkey petty as hell.

Claud met his boyfriend and future husband by making him laugh hysterically in class with the sarcastic comments he constantly made under his breath. His younger siblings adore Claud. He's strong and smart and funny and it's looking like he'll take over as Alpha one day.

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DaveKat Headcanon #3

Dave generally calls Karkat anything but his actual name. He will use endless variations of Karkat but he will only ever use his name when things are serious, they're having a quiet moment alone late at night, or in bed.

Karkat has a rule about the shades. Dave can't wear them to bed, when they're getting intimate, or when they're making out. He's also been trying to get Dave to take the shades off when they're watching movies or it's late because wearing them in the dark isn't good for his eyes. It's been kind of slow going but Dave's agreed to try it just a bit.

Karkat loves looking into Dave's eyes, especially if they're kissing or making love (even though Karkat would never admit to calling it that, Dave finds it really endearing) because Dave is actually a really intense guy. Beneath the irony and ice cold coolkid exterior Dave can be really serious. Karkat just finds Dave's intense and hungry stare very enticing okay! You try not getting aroused when Dave Strider has the full force of his smoulder directed at you, actually no don't do that Karkat is the only one allowed to see that and he will fucking murder your dumbass if you even think of trying to take his man.

Karkat and Dave are both ridiculously possessive. Dave is a lot more subtle about it though, with an arm casually slung over Karkat's shoulder or around his waist, a gentle but firm kiss to his mouth and a stoic, piercing glare at the assface who was stupid enough to flirt with Dave's Karkitty.

Karkat is not subtle at all with his jealousy. He glares, shouts, and has on occasion fought a bitch. He leaves huge vicious bite marks and hickeys down Dave's throat and on his shoulders. Sometimes he feels a little guilty about the deep bleeding marks but then he remembers how Dave groaned and gently raked his nails down Karkat's back and he feels better.

Both Dave and Karkat are kind of painsluts. Hickeys, when your mouth is bruised and maybe even busted from kissing too hard, lightly bleeding claw marks down your back, spanking, bruised knees, sore hips and jaws, and then the aftermath.

Juice, fruit, and bites of dark chocolate, gently washing each other and patching up any wounds that may need it. Changing the bedding and crawling into fresh sheets together to cuddle and fall asleep. Waking up sore and bruised but happy the next morning.

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Humanstuck DaveKat Headcanon

So as Dave is a celebrity by association because D is a world renown director and Dirk just casually building an AI that can think for itself and to a lesser extent Bro's smuppet empire when Karkat tells people that he's dating Dave almost no one believes him.

Gamzee believes him of course and maybe Tavros too because while Karkat is known to be quite sarcastic why would he lie or joke about dating Dave? Most of the trolls just think he's being sarcastic or trying to fuck with them. The other kids at school are actually really mean about it and mock him endlessly. Then Karkat accidentally let the bullying slip to Dave, who of course showed up at his school the next day and just planted one on Karkat in front of everybody.

He had a rap battle right in the front lawn of the school with Tavros with his arm slung around Karkat. He also somehow managed to go to every class with Karkat without being noticed. He spent every possible moment with Karkat tucked into his side. Dirk had installed Lil' Hal into a pair of Dave's shades and he recorded the entire day; when watching it back later the Strider bros all nearly pissed themselves laughing. D sent a limo to pick them up from school, Karkat turned redder than a crab.

Needless to say no one ever fucked with Karkat again.

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Matching Cheshire tattoo I just got with my brother.

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Homestuck Trash #5 (sleep edition)

Dave has mastered the ability to fall asleep anywhere in any position. He can sleep standing up if he has to. Since no one can really tell that he's asleep people have had full conversations with him while he's sleeping. He's also an incredibly light sleeper so he kind of remembers what people said to him while asleep. He doesn't dream much but when he does it's always about his death in some form or another.

Karkat doesn't sleep much and has gone days sometimes weeks without sleeping, but when he does sleep he has to be almost completely cocooned in blankets. He wears socks to sleep because he's always fucking cold.

John has to sleep on a bed with his sheets and pillows, without his bedsheets he just can't get a good nights rest.

Jade falls asleep randomly, anywhere anytime.

Gamzee has to be cuddling something or someone to get to sleep. He just can't sleep unless he's snuggled in with something.

Tavros has to sleep curled up and if he's sleeping with someone (cough 'Gamzee' cough) he has to be the little spoon.

Rose sleeps like the dead, funeral position and all. Kanaya sleeps on her stomach.

Nepeta sleeps curled into a tiny ball, she often forgets to pull the blankets up or falls asleep on the couch. Equius always ends up putting the blankets over her. She makes little cute huffs as she sleeps and sometimes it sounds like she's purring.

Equius sleeps on his back, arms straight at his sides. When he's really tired or on the rare occasions he gets sick he snores.

Sollux sleeps starfished across the bed and breathes through his mouth.

Both Feferi and Eridan sleep on their sides. Feferi left and Eridan right. They both have to have something playing as they sleep. For Feferi it's the sound of ocean waves, Eridan prefers thunder storms.

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DaveKat Trash #2

The first time things get ahem 'intimate' Karkat worries that he's going to turn Dave off or maybe make him not want to be matesprits anymore because of how aggressive he gets. I mean there was a lot of biting and clawing and afterwards Dave had very deep bleeding bite marks on his neck and shoulders and his back looked like Nepeta had used him as a scratching board. He shouldn't have worried, Dave was actually really into all the scratching and biting because it meant he was making Karkat feel good.

On that note this does get awkward for humanstuck DaveKat as there's no hiding the marks Karkat leaves on Dave. Dave mostly leaves hickeys on Karkat's thighs unless someone makes him jealous, which doesn't happen very often, or Karkat asks him to.

Bro likes to embarrass Karkat by asking Dave about the marks on his neck and back whenever Karkat comes over. He literally never asks otherwise, he knows he taught Dave well in the matters of being safe and taking care of your partner and vice versa.

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Homestuck Trash #4

Both Dave and Gamzee are ridiculously flexible. They can perform insane acrobatic tricks which baffles literally everyone who has seen them. Gamzee does them mostly when he's bored or if someone asks him to. Dave does it to stretch out and keep limber because, as previously mentioned pulling something in the middle of a fight would be motherfucking stupid!

Dave constantly sends Gamzee pictures of gothic clowns and asks if Gamzee is related to them. The possibility blows Gamzee's mind everytime.

Gamzee doesn't get jealous or angry very often but when he does, holy shit. For example when he found out that someone was mocking his Tavbabe for being paralyzed the murderous rage he went into had everyone tiptoeing around him for months.

Karkat actually has a very soft and soothing voice, but only Dave has ever heard him actually speak like that, mostly because Karkat spends all his time yelling at all the bulgesucking nooksniffing douchecanoes he got stuck with as 'friends'.