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The two types of “Talk to me, Benji”

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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ethan getting fucked on a regular basis would definitely solve some of his problems. he needs to be someone’s lap dog

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Ok I guess MI8 really gets me….so I’m doing benthan now, cool

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"ethan-like lover" has returned to me once again but i'm just thinking about how funny it could be this time. benji brings his hot new brown-haired rock climber boyfriend to drinks with the team and luther just bursts out laughing the second he sees him stood next to ethan . benji is visibly withering away and the poor boytoy is actively connecting dots in his head while ethan's just there like :)???

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i know this is true because neil jordan told me

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1959, a Greaser works on his car in Brooklyn. 

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me after watching dead reckoning

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Fandom is a machine that turns military propaganda into yaoi

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god that man is pretty.... guards! I want him thrown at my feet bleeding from the face and puffing raggedy breaths on the double. chop chop

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you there 🫵 sexualize this old man with me.

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Sailors are lonely people, and that is why they emphasize their loneliness. Probably all of them are a little bit crazy, more or less, because no sailor can ever explain why he goes to sea, and why he never leaves it.

'Something About Sailors', published in gay magazine Der Kreis / Le Cercle. Reprinted in One, the Homosexual Magazine vol. 5, number 5, May 1957.

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

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shoutout to McQuarrie for saying on the Empire Fallout podcast “[Julia’s husband] knows there’s a hole in his wife’s past. And now he can see that the hole has returned. He’s not thinking ‘does my wife still love the hole?’ He trusts her completely. He’s thinking ‘what does the hole want from my wife?’” describing Ethan as a hole is 1) thematically resonant because that man is a black hole to everyone he loves 2) really, really funny

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I love the fact that even tom cruise wasn't a fan of straight storyline in top gun (1986). paramount wanted top gun to be straight but everybody else on the set had another vision.

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just thought about beach boy tommy kazansky spending more time in the office and his tan starting to fade so he drives an hour out of town to find somewhere with tanning beds and staff that wouldn't know an f-14 if it flew straight at them

the girls in the shop think he's a sweetheart and complain about boy problems with him. he offers to scare off anyone that bothers them and they offer to fight maverick for not getting his head out of his arse fast enough. they have no idea he's military so he can let his hair down