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Didn't know how to express that I was happy my friends are coming over

So I told them I was going to throw rocks at them

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Sending you to a comedy club the way you're such a joke.

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Would you like to join my religion

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😻💀😭💪💚

Yeah pretty much sums it up

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Chat please give me art ideas

Also should I post my art here?

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[itsmemot]

What do you think post nut clarity is like for someone with a nut allergy?

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*Walks up to two men in a straight bar*

So which one of you likes to take it up the ass?

*I am immediately killed on the spot*

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I cried for like an hour over a video of a little girl stomping on some beetles.

you have cried over a small bug

so no but my boyfreind probably has bc hes scared of ladybugs

go again?

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I truly hope bro finds a partner equally as passionate about shrimp and they live happily ever after taking care of shrimp

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

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I’m sorry

I may have edited the Greece flag

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Screw the "idgaf attitude"

I do give a fuck.

My emotions are part of me and they make me who I am.

I care too much and that's okay

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How do you think I feel beiNG CUCKED BY A PILLOW! 1! 1!! (Peaks mic)

@patchhampter

The New Blood store sure is something. Image description in alt text.

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At the moment how I feel

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Chat.

Chat I am shitsing.

Chat is this a good enough reason to end it all.

Chat I have diarrhea.

Chat.

Chat please.

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Gonna drunk a monster. Idc if my pregnant.

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The curve of the horizon is just a fisheye lense that God has on life