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having curly hair is so fun because people will constantly get mad at you and tell you you're faking it

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having curly hair is so fun because people will constantly get mad at you and tell you you're faking it

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me to me

imagine being this annoying I could never

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imagine being this annoying I could never

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reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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another house doodle.

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And it gets gayer with every rewatch!

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House MD text posts pt. 1/?

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I had a dream I was telling House my head hurts and he asked me if it happens around men and when I said no he put a rainbow heart sticker on my forehead and said "congrats, you're just gay" and left the room.

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hi i think youre scary wanna kiss

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*me recommending house to people*: yeah its great, it tore my soul out and has replaced my brain and every wednesday we watch wilsons horrendous dancing skills, but 10/10

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dr house faking his death just so he can avoid going to jail and instead spend the rest of Wilson’s life with him complete with the two of them riding off into the sunset together sounds like something you would find in a hilson canon-divergent happy ever after fix-it fic posted on ao3 and not the actual ending to the tv show. and yet

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just wanted to weigh in on the trend