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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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IM F***ING DEAD?????

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MURDERBOT | 1.07

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that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

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digestion and assimilation, masquerading as inclusion, interconnection, and kinship -> Midsommar (2019) & Sinners (2025)

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

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You really should give it to him

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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Funeral procession

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.