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hi

I hate blondes 

Sorry if you’re a blonde. but like- they really just piss me off. swihing their fucking hair around like its pretty.

😫 “Pretty” sure that shit’ll look good pulled out and in my fist tf come at me pls🙏

#BRUNETTES RULE THE WORLD BITCHES

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Just spent an hour writing a fanfic short just to delete it. Got bad writers block. help.

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lol

No one- Me for any male who has a sir kink 

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Shout out to all of vinnie’s hoes. AKA ME😍 n u I think we should like- Move on🙏 LETS BE REALISTIC <3 💥👊😫 its sad ik but like cMonEeE BBYYYSSS

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Vinnie's POV (5 months ago)

"Pretty kitty" i mumble to Hera softly as i stroke her back. Soft mews erupt from the feline, along with deep purrs. I enjoyed my cat, her black, grey and white fur, making her look beautiful even when she manages to piss me off. "You and the cat still makin' love, or can i come in?" Jordan said, standing in the doorway, his sandy blond hair a fucking wreck, but none the less it fit him. "Seeming as you're already..in." i mumble. "And i wasn't makin love to Hera, i was just giving her attention." "That's what they all say." he says wagging his eyebrow, in a segestive way. I give him a glare before going back to giving love to my cat. The soft furr leaving tingles on my fingertips, This always calmed me. "There's a party tonight." Jordan continued. "I know you dont like parties but i was kinda hoping you'd come to this one. A new tik toker is being added to the Hype house, we get to meet her then." He was now leaning against the doorway. I dont want to go. honestly. "You have to." Jordan said reading my mind. "I've got a stream to do." "Nah, Thomas already got that cleared, everyone is free tonight." i sigh "Is this really such a big deal. Do i haveee to go, or is this just a "lets make her feel welcome' meeting?" "Both." he said simply, his eyes daring me to keep going, i wanted to, i really did want to piss him off, instead, i began to scratch Hera's head, her purrs sending relaxation into my body. "Fine. i'll go the fucking party." Jordan claps and locks his fingers in place. "Lets. fucking. GO!!" he shouts

Dress. Dress. Suit. oh GOD. ugly suit. i counted once, twice, maybe even three times how many people were here. And thats number is three times less, than the "Let loose" or "have fun" talks i've gotten. "No really!" nailea laughs, her voice rough and funny as always. "Let loose hacker, enjoy it." she knows i hate parties, she's even offered to take me back to the house. "I'm good." i said once more, sullenly, sipping my flat sprite and watching everyone dance. Felt like hours. Me. Flat drink. People dancing. "Hi." a random voice said next to me. The voice oddly pleasuring. I turn and look down, being met with the biggest green eyes i have ever seen. "hi.." i sigh out reluctently, my face felt warm, very warm. "i'm vinnie." She laughs, mouth open head back, a silly carefree laugh. "I know." she sticks out her hand. "i'm Elora." Even her name fit her. I gave her face a once over. Her face voidant of makeup. The only thing on her was some lip gloss. and maybe some mascara. "Nice to meet you...Elora" i bet i sound like a fucking weirdo. "Nice to meet you too Vincent."

An hour later.

"Wait, wait, wait," she said laughing so hard she was clutching her stomach. "You're telling me, you hate being shirtless?" "Yes!" i shout shoving a cookie in my mouth, loving the look on her face and the taste of the cookie. "BALOGNIA" she pouds the wall, her laughter getting louder, we were currently standing by the food bar, everone else dancing while we stayed in our little worlds. "Whats so funny about it??" i ask, my hand on my heart as if im wounded. "Hold on." she says breathlessly. "You..Are Vincent Cole Hacker.. wait scratch that. You're Vincent shirtless Cole Hacker..plus have you forgotten your tiktok account?" "You watch my tik toks?" i ask, feeling just a tiny bit flattered that she's watched enough of them to see the pattern. "Is that all you cought from what i just said?" "Sure is."  a cocky grun spreads on my face.

Late late that night.

I didn't get her number. i wish i did tho. i lay lazily on my bed, editing a tik tok i just made. I even captioned it with the nickname she gave me. i hit play on the video, Gangsta by Kahlani began playing. (vinniewhore -omg look at the discription😫) (Bells- who thought of that? bc i know my vinnie didn't) (Perkysockcubine-💥💥😍) (TheOriginEL-Glad to know you caught something else from the conversatin Hacket.) I sat up in the bed, my fingers simaltaniously clicking on her profile. it's private so i go to twitter. (You're conversation with TheOriginHa) Vin- I never got your number

ELA- lackin

Vin- can i have it?

ELA- 👁️🫦👁️ ELA- No.

Vin- TGRFED WHA?

ELA- i'll give you my instagram tho

Vin- ): fine

ELA- cry baby

Vin- 🙄🙄

ELA- TheOriginalHJ

Looked it up, smiled and followed.

(DM message from ELORA_Jakens)

(Wanna bet by morning i'll have 100+ dms)- E (no)-v (why not?)-E (bc you'll win and take my money, i'm boke)-v (broke*)-v (#boken 🫤💔💔❤️‍🩹💀💀)E (stfu before i unfollow u)V (im scared.🥲😮‍💨)E

i laugh outloud, hera beside me, cudding my leg. Guess this is how heartbreak starts.

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Vin

Anyone know vinnie’s Favortie color? people say its Orange but i lowkey think its red or blue 🤷

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Fuck

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just found out something abt a person i admire. that was really sad. Like cry worthy sad.  Lemmi just say, yk who you are, and if i ever meet you 🙏 like ever, im going to beat the shit out of you. \: mf sexually harrassed this person and took their V-rginity. Fucking disgusting. 

💗Go to hell💗 RESPECTFULLY

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^ SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

bulge😫

i would do anything to suck him off

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Look at me- V.H

Vinnie Hacker Fanfic. Hope it doesnt suck, give me feed back!  tell me if this should become a book!

V POV

PRESENT-

I’ve thought long and hard about this, about what im going to do when i finally get a girlfriend.

One that actually sees me. Sees me for my mind and my humor and not my body. So when i’m sitting on my bed, a girl in my arms that im head over hills inlove with. It kinda catches me off guard. I didn’t expect her to be my bestfriend, i didnt expect her to be dating MY bestfriend. “You’re my bestfriend, Vinegar.” Elora  whispers, the thickness of her crying still edged into her voice like honey on bread.The word friend hurt. More than it should have. I should be happy i’m her friend. i really should. I just cant force myself to. I can’t just smile and keep it in. It hurts too much. “Els..” i run my fngers through her long dark hair, waiting on her eyes to find mine, the dark, rich, hazel that captovates me. “I’m in love with you”

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POV

You’re watching a Miraculous ladybug fan made edit, and they do everything ass backwards, so now you’re screaming, crying and throwing up.

Me rn ^

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Me drawnig at 2 am

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AYO BRO

But replace vinnie with a different person and you’ve got yourself a twin dream with me

imma tell y’all about my dream

so for some reason I was on a college campus that wasn’t mine? it was weird bcuz my EX WAS THERE AS WELL??

AGAIN WEIRD

anyways, i got asked to go to this movie review thing for a film class, so i went and i was like hm this is interesting

and Jett was like are these spots taken and i was like no, and Vinnie was like okay sick is it cool if we sit with you, we’re not really in this class

and i was like weird bcuz I’m not either lol

and Vinnie sat next to me and kept looking at me and i could feel HIM LOOKING AT ME

and i turned to him and i was like babe take a photo it’ll last longer

and he was like “maybe i will”

and my dumbass was not slick in this dream bcuz i had my purg hoodie on

“I like your sweater, where’d you get it?” He had the nerve to ask me

i was like 😐 idk some tiktoker made it

and then he proceeded to give me his number and texted me where they were staying

and so I’m a simple woman, i got myself cute and went

when i got there, it was only him there

and i was like oh? are you here by yourself

and he said nah the other guys went out to eat, but i wanted to take you somewhere

and i was thinking I’m about to get murdered huh

we went out to get burgers idek I’m not from Seattle so it was a trip alright

we came back and we were talking and stuff, and he asked if i wanted to smoke with him

i was like I’m good but ty for offering and he immediately felt bad for asking, i was like chill lmao

and then we made out for a long ass time

man likes to grab EVERYTHING while making out

and then i woke up bcuz i was confused bcuz it felt very real, it was weird

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Random girl- oMg gUeSs wHaT i DiD tHiS wEeKenD me- 🫤 Random girl- iWenTsHopIhNghGgg aNd iGoT a nEw bOyFriE- wHaT’S wiTh thAt fAcE? Me- *shows her the image* Random girl- sHuT thE fUcK uP fReAK 🥹🥹 girl looks like a dead rat istg

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This mf got a whole new level of amazing dressin up as the best SH ever 🥹🥹

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Vinnie- i have no game. NONE Also vinnie- Making this video ANOTHER VINNIE- his entire fucking tiktok account

💀💥