j1mins-j4ms

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"Satoru is a pervert!"

tw: age gap, perverted!satoru, reader is OVER 18!, abuse of power!!

KEY: e/c: eye color

a/n: HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN MORE THAN ONE MONTH i was too lazy to continue my 3 drafts so im blessing you guys w this enjoyyyy!!

It was a normal sunny day, right?

That's what Satoru thought, atleast.

He was a simple man, he followed the law. He was a well-known and respected police officer. Well, even if he was, it was wrong to even like a.. school girl, right?

A regular shift, walking around for any crimes, that was until he bumped into a midget. It was.. surprisingly soft, in fact, a pillow could be less softer than what this thing was made up of. He looked down, locked eyes with a girl. Looks like it was an actualy living being. The soft, baby-like features melted his heart, as the e/c eyes showed through, flashing her soul towards him. He just wanted to pick her up and carry her away to his house, to elope with her, to marry her, to take her on a honeymoon- no.

this was wrong.

A.. school girl?

Getting simped over by a middle aged police officer?

No no no.. He doesn't want to end up in jail, he didn't want to be known as a pedophile.

His worry was gone, as a small, meek voice rang through his ears.

"I-I'm.. so sorry, mister!"

His blue eyes wandered around, until he reached her own pair of eyes.

"It's fine, little miss."

And then she scurried away, leaving poor Satoru in shock.

He'll wait until she's a bit older.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 short ff by j1mins_j4ms

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"Don't be so shy, Satoru!"

tw: satoru having inappropriate thoughts about the reader, subtle teasing, sub!satoru?? and fear of rejection!!

a/n: there's always popular!satoru x nerd!reader but no nerd!satoru x popular!reader so here I am >_<! i might make a part 2 bc im too lazy to continue this lol

"Y/N-chan! I-I did the physics homework y-you told me to.. I.. I hope it's good enough..!"

Please, please, please.. Just one compliment! I'm your good boy, Y/N-chan..! Please praise me..!

"Well done, Satoru! What a good boy!"

As Satoru handed over the notebook, he immediately turned into a shade of a tomato. He then felt a hand on his head. You? The most popular girl in school calling a peasant, no, a simp like him, a good boy and patting his head? Sure, he totally had a thing for a wide range of kinks, but this? Ohhhh, just thinking about it made his dick bulge. It's fine, atleast you won't notice it, right?

Unfortunately for him, your gaze landed upon that big growing tent of his, and winked.

"What's wrong, Satoru? You crying?"

Y/N-chan's gonna think I'm a useless idiot..! God, sh-shes so pretty.. I hope one day we can be together..! Wait.. what if.. she doesn't like me..?! Y/N-chan m-must like me, right..?! I'm her good boy..!

"N-No.. I'm not crying, Y/N-chan..! I-It's.. it's because I.. I have an english exam to prepare for..! Yeah..! g-gotta study, Y/N-chan..!"

And then he zoomed off into the toilets, to calm his hard cock, of course.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 short ff by j1mins_j4ms

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Happy birthday, sweetheart! pt.2

tw: maybe spicy stuff? but mostly just wholesomeness >_<!! (I think 😈)

a/n: if you haven't read my pt. 1 then I recommend to read it now!! and ahhhh android gojo is so silly I love him sm<333 hwkajsjs im so late for pt. 2 im cooked🙏🙏

As the sun slowly crawled into its blanket, the sweet aroma of a home-prepared meal filled the kitchen.

"Sooo.. uh.. ya like teriyaki salmon, hon?"

Oh goody good lord, his voice.. was so.. mmmmhhhhhh!! It made you want to pin him against a wall and start making-

"Helloooo? Ya there?"

Oh.

Right.

He's an.. android. You can't do that to androids. They might break. What a shame, you wanted your husband back.. the real one. Not this.. replica. A stupid, whiny android can't replace your husband, can it..?

that's what you thought, initially, though. Who knows that you might go on dates? Maybe travel the world together? Oh, what if even you both.. marry eachother..? The law allows human-android marriage, right?

As you snapped out of your thoughts, a face with wide, freakish blue eyes was right in front of you, only inches away. He looked like a frog. A silly, cute frog. God.. you wanted him back. You wanted to see that sweet, adorable froggy face back.

"Are ya dreamin' bout my strong physique? I knew it! All the ladies love me, don't they?!"

The moment he finished that sentence, he started flexing his biceps in front of you.

Do androids feel real?

Unconsciously, your fingers reached out, yearning for a small touch. Maybe it would feel like your husband..! Maybe.. Daddy's home, after all!

Squish.

W-wait.. it's real?! It feels real..

You opened your mouth to speak, but no words came out.

"Cat got your tongue, darlin'? Feels awesome, right? Too bad too sad you can't exactly fuck and android, can ya? Well.. why don't we try, instead..?"

Fuck an android? Sure, we can try tha-

WAIT WAIT WAIT.. REWIND THAT. FUCK AN ANDROID?! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCK AN ANDROID..?!?

It chuckled, letting out a low, but deep growl.

"Chill, babe. Can't sleep with a human yet. Still need a proper functioning dick. It's not like I don't have one, though! My cum isn't cumming.. But at least the latest update is gonna come out in February, right?!"

Oh, phew! Luckily baby robot children won't appear in your stomach, atleast.

That's what you thought, originally.

"Well.. unless you want me to.. ugh.. can't even say this word without vomiting my organs out. Unless you want me to ask the higher-ups to schedule an update immediately. But I might be out of town for a few weeks though, you sure you wanna go ahead and feel lonely again, sugar?"

You opened your mouth to speak, a small sound coming out.

"No."

You thought this android was focusing on your words, didn't you? Well newsflash, honey, it's daydreaming about fucking its new sex buddy.

Oh dear god, this is gonna be a wild ride.

I pray for reader in the next part🙏🙏 ya'll are cooked >_<

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 part 2 of "Happy birthday, sweetheart!" by j1mins_j4ms

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I'm too broke to afford one of those framed art things so im making my own<3333

[j1mins-j4ms]

Alone, again.

tw: angst, so beware all you happy clappy gojo fans!! >:)

a/n: I'm still not over gojos bday so this is here to reflect my current mood >_< and it's really short as well bc I can't think of anything else to continue it

Gojo was alone.

All alone.

Just sitting on a bench.

His friends, his co-workers.

Hell, even his own students.

They all forgot his birthday.

The atmosphere was tense. As the smoke from the candle on the cupcake was fading away, a melody stumbled out of his dry mouth.

It had a similar tune of the 'Happy Birthday' song, but more.. Melancholic.

As he drifted off, the images of his last celebration came into mind.

Another year, another lonely evening.

Gojo slept, shivering in the cold, without anyone by his side. Maybe it'll be like this every year. Who knows?

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 short imagine by j1mins_j4ms

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I drew this in my english book in class because I was bored lol

GAGAGAGGAGA ITS MY FIRST POST ABOUT ART IK I SUCK AT ANATOMY DONT KILL ME GUYS🙏🙏🙏

[j1mins-j4ms]

Welcome!

hiii!! This is j1mins_j4ms!

sooo.. right off the bat, im just using tumblr for fun, and for references! so anything controversial, and I assure you, will definitely not come up on this blog! This is a safe space for you and me to explore our creativity together!! <333

okay, after we got that out of the way.. let's learn a bit more about me! But brace yourselves.. this might be a bit shocking..

dun dun dunnn!! tadaaa!! I'm still in high school! so I can't post anything that is deemed as inappropriate or sexual (according to my parents) until im a legal adult.. so.. a few more years to go! But atleast im allowed to read NSFW fanfics, and i can dream about me riding gojo's meat, right?!? Woohoo!! Thats a positive! I'm soooo sorry if you're shocked by this info, it's my intuition for telling me to write this lol. And even if I'm a minor myself, please, apply to my rules of MDNI!! Well.. it's adults instead of minors for me! Anyways, back to the MDNI thing, please don't send any explicitly inappropriate messages to me :,( not saying you can't! But I probably wouldn't respond to them!

want another fact?! I'm from South India, so english isn't exactly my first language!! Sorry if you spot any errors on my fanfics, please drop a message, and I'll fix it right away!

One last thing, just call me jam! That's what I prefer, anyway! You can call me anything, me and you are besties, remember? So we can give each other nicknames we like! Thank you for reading this, that's it from me, peace out<33

I RECOMMEND READING MY FICS IN LIGHT MODE!!

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 intro by j1mins_j4ms

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Happy birthday, sweetheart! (Pt. 1)

tw: mentions of death (gojo in the afterlife <33) and slight angst with happiness covering it up :D

a/n: it's gonna be gojo's birthday soon so I cooked up this burnt short ahh fanfic

It's been a year.

you would never forget that moment, would you?

His screams.

That smile through the pain.

It tugs your broken heart.

Life was going downhill for you, until an ad popped up. You thought that it was like any other fake mobile ads, so you almost decided to skip.

A new AI? That you can customise to your own desires?

That was perfect for you. You could recreate your husband as a memorial with just a few clicks! Money wasn't that big of a deal for you, most of it comes from your husband's fortune before he died anyway.

So after dunking about a grand into the bin, it arrived a few weeks later. You couldn't wait for this.. revolutionary android. The box was about twice your height, towering over you to show its supreme dominance. Once you unboxed the giant android, oh how dreamy it looked.

Its soft, dainty face.

Its silky, white hair.

Its eyes.

Oh, its eyes.

Those ethereal blue orbs.. It resembles that of your now dead husband.

All that aside, how do you even turn this damn thing on?!

You opened the instruction manual and skimmed through every single piece of information. It's not there. You whipped out your phone, went to youtube and searched for a tutorial. Luckily, the 'On' button was right behind the android's neck. (shout out to that one indian tutorial guy btw)

As android fluttered its eyes open, you slowly realised that you ordered the wrong type of bot! you were supposed to order the strong, bulky one! Not this.. house-husband model! Oh great, now there's no one in your new family that actually has a job to attend to, so no job, means no money.

Hey, atleast you have this funny shaped robot to keep you busy, right?

That's what you thought, but behind that weirdly realistic textured body, a small gear clicked.

That very same android, has now recognised you as its sex buddy.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 part 2 on its way soon!! ty for reading <333

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Christmas special by j1mins_j4ms

tw: you got hollow purple'd to oblivion >_< !! oh, and brainrot<3

a/n: i wrote this fic during class in my english book so why not upload it onto this dead space

Him.

His hair, his face, everything about him was ethereal. Those bright, blue eyes shine like a diamond surrounded in the rusty soil of the world. The soft, white hair, oh, just thinking about his hair makes you.. feel things.

"Y/N? Y/N! Snap out of it!" A voice lingered in your head. Speaking of voices; how sweetly deep it was, it comforted you.. too much-

A sting.

It hurts.

You open your eyes, only to see him. He always wakes you up at 4 in the morning so that it pisses you off. But, you can't get mad at him, can you? You adore him. You wanting him isn't enough. You need him, you need him so much to the point that you want him handcuffed to you, so everywhere he goes, you follow him like a lost and devoted little puppy.

"Y/N, we have to decorate our Christmas tree! So hurry up and get your butt off the couch, you prehistoric pancake! Dishevelled dinosaur! And remove your lemon pepper steppers this instant! This is a disgrace to our relatives!"

Gojo was furious, you clearly know that he is strict about his religious traditions, but you still decided to toy with his emotions. Why? Because you only wanted to see that cute little pout, of course.

"You are a skibidi rizzler with a huge gyatt," you replied, flashing a smirk towards him.

"You little.. 200% maximum output, HOLLOW PURPLE!!"

dun dun dunnn! you ascended to heaven!! <333

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 short fic by j1mins_j4ms

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I'm back what did I miss

IK IK BEFORE YOU GUYS COME SCREAMING AT ME

im so sorry if I said "ill bE gOnE for OnE mOnTh"

and then I came back like 100 years later lmao sooo sorry about that I was wayyyyy too lazy to post<33

so take this as an apology:

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Notice

I'm on vacation for a month in my home country so no posts until I'm back! thank you for reading this <33

notice by: j1mins_j4ms

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An Accidental meeting

stuff included in ere: inappropriate thoughts, mention of itadori, you're basically marinette dupain-cheng but even more clumsy and clueless, Ryomen twins au?? dunno

a/n:little random post here cuz I'm really bored (help my thigh is itchy 😭)

Imagine that you were rushing to the gate, hoping you could catch the flight just in time to arrive at the concert you've been yearning to go to for the past few weeks. Everything was going smoothly, your clumsy antics decided not to wake up today, which is relieving.

Well.. that was until you bumped into what seemed like a boy who was slightly taller than you. He was practically your type. As he opened his mouth to speak, your gaze settled on his soft, plump lips that looked oh so kissable. Anyone in a 10-mile radius could pass out from his adorable voice. He apologised and scurried off while you just stood there, so dumbfounded. His eyes were a dark chocolate and how soft his hair seemed.. You were definitely fan-girling over a random man you bumped into.

Surprise, surprise.. Another man, who looked like the more emo version of the other, more joyful boy ran into you. Your inner-self squealed while there was a sense of excitement lingering in the air. His blood-shot crimson eyes captivated you the most, despite his whole demeanor screaming 'I'll torture you if you don't move', his bubble-gum hair stood out of his style. It made sense if the little boy was the younger sibling of this.. Frightening demon. 'Hey! at least he's a hot demon!', most would say.

The man's tattoos were.. slightly weird. I mean, it looked like a five year old child drew on his face with permanent marker, and that's the attractive part of it. His stare pierced right into your already drumming heart, he was about to grab you and throw you around, until his younger brother - aka the dude you bumped into last time cause of your stupid clumsiness - called his name like a damn siren wailing around. Oh, so his name's Sukuna! you drooled at the sound of his name alone. You could scream his name all night while he was-

Oh, your plane! you hastily said sorry and rushed away, running around like a headless chicken. He looked back, scoffed and followed the other boy, never to be seen again.

At least you could've asked for his number..!

thank you for reading! <333

[j1mins-j4ms]

hc: I feel like he would call u at 3am and if you don't accept the call he would try to rizz you up by texting you

he's so "oh my God what a beautiful lady u come from heaven? Wanna be my baby?? 😍💖" coded

a/n: my nose is itchy

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tw: yapping, naughty stuff, yandere behavior, my brain acts kinky when I think about him, ig 18+?

Why the fuck am I so obsessed with my own best friend?

his face, his eyes, his name, EVERYTHING about him is majestic. It's like I'm being addicted to a drug. how am I supposed to stop my obsession for him? It's going to the point where I'm even doing these summoning rituals just so that when I confess he's gonna accept. Someone please please please give me advice on how to approach him, fuck, he even has a whole ass GIRLFRIEND, someone please give me some advice on how to control my obsession with this guy. I bet even my mom knows that I'm down bad and delusional. I want him to do unholy things to me, tie me up, ride me, even stab me to death. I probably will get rejected for being a creep, but, oh why oh why is my best friend so fucking hot?