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NO BECAUSE FR. i hc that my Rook is actually cousins with my warden, and that just makes things so much more tense for Viago. poor Viago, to be honest. there's definitely a theme here and Viago has noticed.

My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss

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hc for my rook x Davrin having a kid (besides Assan)

an: hi. i know i said i wasn't gonna do something like this again, but i lied. i have no clue where i got this idea, but here it is. this is after the game takes place, and there will be a spoiler. and for context, my rook is ftm trans. any and all transphobia and homophobia will not be tolerated and will get deleted and blocked. sorry this is so long.

head canons (and the spoiler) below the cut.

general:

rook and Davrin have a baby girl and name her Ophielia. dgaf, that's the name they chose.

the baby is somehow a perfect 50/50 split of them looks wise.

the team was ECSTATIC when they all found out. i mean, throws a huge baby shower with all the factions kind of ecstatic.

everyone was floored when the found out, but more on that later.

Harding dies in my canon, but we all know she would've been an amazing auntie.

Rook and Davrin are gentle parents. they definitely teach their daughter to be respectful. but don't think she can't and won't defend herself. (she gets her sass from Rook, and will not hesitate to kick someone's ass.)

Jace "Rook" De Riva

kiddo calls him dad.

was absolutely shocked when he found out that he was pregnant. i mean, he really shouldn't have been because we all know that elves are plucky breeders, him and Davrin go at it like rabbits.

admittedly panicked and went to Emmrich, who told him to go to an actual doctor.

decided to keep the baby, although was a bit nervous about stopping hormones. went back on them as soon as the baby was born.

absolutely SOBS when him and Davrin get gifts for the baby and always tells everyone that it's happy tears.

one time, he saw Assan do something cute and cried for an hour.

this guy absolutely gets annoyed (although he doesn't show it) whenever someone helps him. then he will immediately take nap after he's finished a chore.

wants the baby to have a matching stuffed animal, so he goes out and finds the EXACT same stuffed animal as his childhood stuffed animal for her. did not give his up though, cannot and will not part with that thing.

he's a side sleeper, so he gets one of those pillows that let him sleep on his side.

my Rook and HoF are cousins, so he went to my warden for parenting tips because him and Zevran have kids.

calls Davrin a dilf every five minutes.

he was so unbelievably nervous about having a kid after growing up in the Crows, but promised himself that he was going to give this kid the best childhood he could.

celebrates when he finds out that his daughter beat up a guy for being a creep.

Davrin

poor man felt terrible for getting Rook pregnant but was over the moon when he was told that Rook wanted to keep the baby.

definitely built his and Rooks house, so it's guaranteed that he built all of the furniture and everything. the house is big enough for him, Rook, the kid, Assan, and any other pets. (may or may not have carved little griffons into the baby's furniture.)

he was so prepared to have a kid after Assan. total dad material.

Davrin goes above and beyond for both Rook and their daughter, which has definitely earned him some teasing from Lucanis, Evka, and Antoine.

chose the name for the baby, Ophelia.

this motherfucker is cheesy, and hums to the baby while Rook is pregnant.

also sings to Ophelia.

convinces Rook to get a mabari, although that wasn't hard. literally only had to say, "let's get a mabari."

takes Ophelia on picnics with Assan and the dog. says it was Antoine and Evka's idea. (it was actually his.)

takes naps with Ophelia on his chest when she's a baby. his chesticles are a perfect baby pillow.

also calls Rook a dilf every five minutes.

he gets called pops.

Taash

has to make a conscious effort to NOT crush the baby when they first meet her. (Taash totally gets bad cuteness aggression and that is not talked about enough.)

definitely has a shirt that says, "#1 themcle" (them and uncle) and wears that shit loud and proud.

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY NIECE?" and "MY NIECE IS BETTER THAN YOURS."

wants to take the kid dragon hunting immediately and is told that they have to wait until the kid is older.

Taash definitely made Ophelia (again, the kids' name) a total dragon nerd.

gets sad sometimes because they know Harding would've loved this kid.

#1 cheerleader outside of Rook and Davrin.

they take Ophelia out to the Rivain Coast to feed the birds.

Taash and Isabella teach the kid how to do a proper pushup.

Neve Gallus

COOL WINE AUNT. totally lets Ophelia have wine when they hang out.

totally takes Ophelia shopping because, "i will not let my niece have a bad fashion taste."

uses the cutest nicknames ever. Lia, Opie, Fee. and not just nicknames based on the name either. think of any cute nickname and she probably uses it.

also uses "Baby Rook" as a nickname, too.

girls day with Ophelia and Bellara are a must.

skin care QUEEN. Rook is great with skin care, but Neve is at a whole new level.

her and Lucanis actually got pregnant around the same time as Rook and Davrin.

the two kids are besties.

Bellara Lutare

BELLARA IS LITERALLY THE SWEETEST AUNTIE EVER.

i feel like she would be really good with kids.

is so so so happy to have a family again. having a baby around helps her heart heal after seeing Cyrian die for a second time.

for sure accompanies Neve and Ophelia on shopping sprees. tells the kid to just wear what she wants because it doesn't matter if other people like it.

gets Ophelia into writing and journaling, but is pleasantly surprised when Ophelia starts scrapbooking.

her, Ophelia, and Rook scrapbook together on fridays.

is such a huge help when Ophelia gets her first period. not that Rook didn't know anything, but Bellara is a good deescalator.

Lucanis Dellamorte

bad influence, but in the best way possible.

"oh, you're getting bullied? kill them."

has to argue with Spite and tell him that that's a bad idea to do with a kid. but he does find some of Spite's ideas funny. (will be caught dead before admitting that out loud.)

did scare Ophelia one time when she was a baby. it was funny at first, but then he felt bad.

definitely tries to take Ophelia on a contract with him when she's like 5, but that was a hard no from Rook and Davrin.

Lucanis is so like Zevran, and will tell the kid stories about his contracts. (in the kid friendliest way possible.)

Emmrich Volkarin

go to babysitter.

also great with kids.

gives the best advice to Ophelia.

when Rook told him that he was pregnant, Emmrich bolted to tell the group.

but then had an oh shit moment and made something up on the spot.

him and Strife dote over the baby every. single. day.

totally has Manfred make toys for Ophelia.

tells Ophelia that having too many sweets can be bad but ends up eating a shit ton of cookies and brownies with her.

Teia Cantori and Viago De Riva

Viago is so excited to be an uncle.

"Uncle Vi" and "Auntie T"

Viago was the first to give Rook and Davrin baby gifts. got them so much.

i'm talking baby clothes, soft blankets, toys... everything.

Teia told Viago that he was going overboard, but she helped pick everything.

"Teia, my baby brother is having a baby."

they both definitely have a room in their respective homes dedicated to that baby.

much like Neve, these two are absolutely spoiling the kid with both items and love and affection. (so are all of them, to be honest.)

Viago is the first to meet the baby.

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word on the street is that you have to keep living

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my tiktok saw this first but inspired by @ras3quin

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when you tell Fig that you and Sebastian snuck into the restricted section.

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the hufflepuff common room is absolute choas with these 2.

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Figs design is based off of Preminger. i canNOT be told otherwise. /j

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husbands. (my mc.)