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Hey Tumblr! I wrote a new chapbook out now from Bottlecap Press called lonely line breaks: ChatRQT and you can buy it for ten monies!

The premise is I have been asking ChatGPT about my poetry and it just keeps making up poem titles and synopses for things I never wrote. So I wrote the poems it said I had already written in order to keep people from calling everyone’s favorite little chatbot a liar.

You can get it and make me happy!

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That foxy “tornado warning” sky. (at Albany Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrTWDDer_83/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Unlock your latent powers! The radioactive spider has been living in your brain this whole time! #lifehacks #adhd #superfoods #poetry #writing #everythingiseasy (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrRcqvAvpuR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Just some more poetry prompts but you should go to robbieqtelfer.substack.com only if you think friendship is magic. https://www.instagram.com/p/CrOWjdwrtak/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Someone can still fit through the bars of the front gate. https://www.instagram.com/p/CrOTFwGrbG9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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If I could just get one subscriber in Greenland my @substackinc map would look amazing. Tell all your Greenie peeps! (at Greenland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrOSE4ULHO6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Don’t tell this guy it might snow Monday. (at The Morton Arboretum) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrE5z6gLUNL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Ah to be young and have breeches as these again. (at The Morton Arboretum) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrDuEweLPZo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Hey @chicagobotanic why is a “moderately invasive” kind of boring plant the hill you’re ready to die on? https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq_3QR4rVZJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally got to see pasqueflower in person. Me and the kiddo took turns taking pictures of them and I got all emotional sharing these celebrities with her. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq6ictXrcFh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Make sure to wipe your feet on the hair and twigs. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq3jrwqPAmj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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🌊 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqy2nYGrsII/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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A free preview for my already free substack. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqojaxUL4pD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Have you ever grown an avocado tree? https://www.instagram.com/p/Cql8UQdLXum/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Hi, you’re looking at the fourth place finisher in her puppy class competition! Were there only four puppies in the class? Yes. Yes there were. (at Anything Is Pawzible) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWhILWL97y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Get lit. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqOTW-2P_ZX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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More stuff about poetry. URL in image. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp3aNYhvcia/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=