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Everyone in The Untamed be like

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Headcanon: What if when Wei Wuxian inherited the living body of Mo Xuanyu, he didn't realize Mo Xusnyu had no sense of taste. Or maybe it was damaged somehow?

But it explains the peanuts tasting bad suddenly, and the curry recipe tasting just fine in spite of being obviously too strong. And Wei Wuxian no longer brought to poetry by the flavor of fine liquor (although, that might be his troubled history of alcoholism at work).

Just. Your new body was built with different senses. Add that to the list of stuff the bastard didn't tell you.

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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A small percentage of users also use the feature to talk about the weird hallway that suddenly appeared in their new house.

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

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Personality features associated with being unbalanced toward the Jazzy:

1. Anxiety

2. Anxiety II

breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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Ohh I've done this! I know this humor, I call it the Jazz, it's the bodily equivalent of when you see a propeller go so fast it appears to be holding still or slowly moving backwards. And there's sweat!

breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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distressing things to say to your friends

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The reason I know in my heart that Mormonism hurts people is that there was a LDS church near my house and I was approached by a pair of very young men hoping to tell me about their faith. I don't know what the age requirements are for kids to do this but the one that stayed in my memory must have been 18, 19.

Anyway this teenaged boy introduced himself as Elder Weed and the other teenaged boy didn't even laugh. What kind of evil cult gives an 18yo boy the title Elder when his surname is Weed and then doesn't let him live.

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everyone (human research scientists) want me carnally (have been consistently selecting me for paid neuroscience studies because i'm the only trans person who has responded to their ads and there is a systemic lack of conclusive science on the bodies and brains of people who do not fall under particular dominant demographic) and i'm being paid big money for it

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I know you guys love little critters

The City of Atlanta Georgia has decided to demolish the research and conservation center of the Amphibian Foundation. This organization works tirelessly to conserve the Frogs, Toads, Salamanders, Newts, and other amphibians in the United States. In addition, they provide key education for herpetologists on the care, conservation, and preservation of reptiles and amphibians.

This emergency need is compounded by the government mass firing of conservation officials and the pulling of funds from many of the country's conservation organizations.

If you can help please donate here:

Key points from the Amphibian Foundation.

Our building will be demolished in 2026, and we need to identify a new location (or locations) for 7 labs and over 1,000 animals, many of which are endangered and part of critical conservation programs.

We've identified a new location for most of AF, but not our research and conservation programs. We have an amazing lead, but it's not confirmed yet.

Our first fundraising project is the AF Emergency Fund as the minimum cost estimates to move this many labs and animals safely is $50,000. (It costs about 50 USD per animal to move them)

If you can't donate.. please share... here.. and everywhere else.

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A bit of interest has been expressed...

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Ok i found a screenshot from when I was live blogging my first read through, but it doesn't show the chapter number

Journey to the West enthusiasts, I need your theories.

In one of the earlier chapters with Sanzang, Sun Wukong is described as intentionally wearing his kilt upside-down so as to better blend in with some shit tier demons.

My copy is Not a good translation and there are multiple instances of Britishness where it doesn't even remotely belong (for example Pig saying "Crikey!" Or "who's this bloke"). So my guess is it's an error from that.

I can't unthink it though. How in the world is it possible to wear a kilt upside down. Like it's a tube, man. How would you. Do that.

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Journey to the West enthusiasts, I need your theories.

In one of the earlier chapters with Sanzang, Sun Wukong is described as intentionally wearing his kilt upside-down so as to better blend in with some shit tier demons.

My copy is Not a good translation and there are multiple instances of Britishness where it doesn't even remotely belong (for example Pig saying "Crikey!" Or "who's this bloke"). So my guess is it's an error from that.

I can't unthink it though. How in the world is it possible to wear a kilt upside down. Like it's a tube, man. How would you. Do that.

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Alucan spaghetti eat.

ALLUCAN SPAGHETTI EAT !!!!!!!!!!!