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Everyone else: Wednesday no!

Wednesday: Wednesday yes.

Enid: Wednesday no!

Wednesday: Wednesday no… :I

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You never leave the meetings of the Lodge a virgin because Philippa fucks us all in one way or another

- Assire talking to Fringilla and pointing at Triss

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Yennefer: Ok guys, we have to be careful- someone here is possessed by an owl.

Philippa: Who?

Yennefer: That’s the thing, we don’t-

Yennefer: ...

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Ida, at the phone: You ended up in jail again? What is this? The twelfth time?

Sabrina: Thirteenth

Ida:

Sabrina: Well, you knew my history when you married me

Ida: I know. My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful that I got another analyst

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I watched Cruella. And I loved it. I saw the problems in the movie, everybody did, but I loved it nonetheless.

One hundred and One Dalmatians is my favourite Disney movie and I was so excited when they announced Cruella that my expectations went to the stars.

Then I forced myself not to expect anything from a live action anymore, because, yeah, they are not that good. So I went to the cinema ready to cry and have my childhood ruined.

But I loved how Emma performed Cruella, I loved the dresses and the music, I loved the Easter eggs and I loved the Car.

There are some problems, but I decided to look at it as a movie made for children, enjoy the things that I liked and consider it a revisitation and not a prequel.

I loved that movie. Is not the best, is not my favourite, but it made me feel like a child again. It made me feel happy and excited, it kept me there till the end and I felt like I was there with Cruella. And that is the most important thing. If a movie or a book or anything else makes you feel good, entertains you, than it is a product that made one person happier and served its purpose.

Enjoy it and to hell with what other people think or say.

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Just... Brilliant

Emma Stone as Estella von Hellman/Cruella de Vil in CRUELLA (2021) dir. Craig Gillespie

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*the walls, the ground and the windows shake violently*

Philippa: Oh my god! Is it an earthquake?

Ida: No, Sabrina was closing a door

Philippa: Try slamming. At this rate I'll find myself homeless

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I love Sabrina, but man, do I hate her views on Philippa and her lovers

I'm waiting for Ida to come and put her in her place

I am once again simping for Brina and worst of all? It's book Brina

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My god, Sabrina's face asdfghjkl

She's ready to kill someone

Today you made this girl happy. Thank you

Evolution of Boredom.

Mood.

Hope you like it, let me know c:

Imagine them, in Tissaia's class sitting there like:

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Ida: I'm not your therapist

Sabrina: no, but you're the only thing between me and the jail

Sheala: Sabrina, I'm sorry for yelling at you before

Sabrina: We'll discuss this later, once Ida tells me how I feel

Ida: I don't tell you how you feel

Sabrina: Which is another way you're letting me down

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Sheala: Sabrina, I'm sorry for yelling at you before

Sabrina: We'll discuss this later, once Ida tells me how I feel

Ida: I don't tell you how you feel

Sabrina: Which is another way you're letting me down

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Keira: driving a firetruck, stops at a red light

Tissaia, following Keira, then calls her: What are you doing?

Keira: What? It's a red light

Tissaia: You're in a firetruck.

Keira: Oh right *turns on sirens*

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I love you all guys, but will personally fight to death whoever calls this ship Trippa AND Phiss

Phiss fans and Merihart fans we should all unite against the real evil:

Trippa

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Terranova: Looks like a lot of people are going to die

Francesca: Do I look like I give a fuck?

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Your teachers also never told you to wake up because là fuori c'è scritto istituto tecnico commerciale e non scuola di cucito!!! And it shows. Oh if it shows

your teachers never told you to stop making noise because non siete al mercato!!! and it shows. oh if it shows

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Assire: How was it?

Philippa: The party? Pre my mother's death? Oh, it was great