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Two roads diverged in the yellow wood

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Fuckin liberals

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Made some soup tonight

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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hey who left this dirty big omelette here

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TALK YA SHIT

if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

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I never thought it would affect me, but getting a message that the Sticker Arcade was permanently offline made me really sad today. That rabbit gave their life to that company and for what

o7 truely one of the worlds bravest.

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Actually you know what, what the fuck @staff why even bother showing me this. "oh look we've banned a naughty image we're doing such a good job look at our wooooooork" fuck off. I don't have explicit content hidden. Show it to me and let me decide

Free Ratfuck

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Free Ratfuck

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WOTC WHY ARE THESE JAPAN EXCLUSIVE WHAT THE FUCK MAN LET ME HAVE THEM. LET ME HAVE THEM I'M THROWING ROCKS AT YOU WITH MY MIND

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Hey check it out I'm posting

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What if we kissed in the Grimace Jail 😳

presenting: the single funniest thing i will ever find on facebook marketplace. The grimace jail.

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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a new parent google searching what to call their child is boomer comic levels of social commentary . however somebody googling what to call their dick is pretty funny

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This is like what cops think fentanyl is like

i bought weird "kfc popcorn chicken" flavored popcorn (thats apparently a thing) like a week ago cause i was curious (they fucking sucked) and somehow the chicken flavoring got everywhere in my room and the smell of it has haunted me since

like once a day my hand just suddenly smells of those awful fucking popcorn im gonna go insane, i feel like the kfc intelligence division is after me

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I love how everyone in Cyberpunk 2077 is like "wow V thank you you're so cool! Wish you would stop murdering :/

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Reblog if you would waste 5 minutes of your precious time on mushroom trivia