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sword enthusiast lesbians are the coolest people alive

i'm not saying this because a sword enthusiast lesbian is in my home and WILL KILL ME if i disagree with this idea. Of course not. Why would you ever think that.

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this entire post is incredibly homosexual

whoever tagged you in the reblogs wants to let you know that you're gay

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bitch-dk

replace one word of your url with bitch

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the difference between bisexual and pansexual is purely vibes. Bisexuals constantly think to themselves about how pretty men and women are while pansexuals have supremely loss their ability to give a damn and just said “ass is ass.” I have acquired the ability to recognize when someone is bi or pansexual just based on vibes and clearly I’m kind of good at it because the only time I’ve ever gotten it wrong was when I thought the person was pan, they said they were bi, and then later admitted that they were technically pan but the bi flag looks prettier so that’s what they have on their shit.

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women are awesome but men are hot so I’m stuck in the perpetual state of “men… but also women… but also men…”

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yo hey Jay uhhh

recognize me? :3

i've known at least 68 insane femboys before you. that might be why you are number 69.

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Helena the knight has only two skills, but gosh DANGIT she’s good at them

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MY CHILD

Tangela -- Yoriyuki Ikegami

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i'd take hell of this administration personally

My fault for Donald Trump sorry chat :/

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i went from the guy who thought he could turn a devout lesbian to having my housed turned upside down by devout lesbians

the joke is i have friends who are girls who kiss girls.

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i stand by my prior statement.

men.

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okay checking in about 4 months later

sill haven't gotten cancer but the last two time happened in the summer so we'll see what happens

i have, in fact, gotten laid

i mean it's a shitty job but it's a job that doesn't involve number 2

pretty good so far

New years resolutions

don't get cancer (failed this one two years in a row)

get laid

get paid (hopefully not at the same time as number 2)

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how many notes can a frog get?