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having been invested in star wars when the sequel trilogy was coming out, them not having a plan is hilarious if not kind of sad in hindsight. the theories. the analysis. we were all so sure of what would happen, of what they were foreshadowing with each scene. WHO is finn really? rey is a skywalker. no rey is a kenobi. no rey is a nobody. WHO is snoke really? WHERE has luke been? characters will go through sensical character arcs. kylo ren will earn his cunty little theme song by actually being an effective villain with agency just you watch guys. no kylo ren will be redeemed in a narratively satisfying way. no kylo ren will die of consumption like a little victorian street urchin. don't worry about it guys they haven't forgotten about finn; it's all building to something. oh boy oh man no way will palpatine somehow return that's ridiculous. we were fighting in our own star wars about it. but they didn't know chat. the worst fan theory you could possibly think of has a more coherent plot than what the studio had in mind (nothing babes). billions of dollars in movie ticket sales and they didn't have an agreed upon story. please buy new colour lightsaber at your nearest disney store. share prices are built on hope.

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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this scene was so funny because buck was shirtless in front of him and he’s there reading a swimsuit magazine like hes forcing heterosexual thoughts into his head

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(You’ve chosen to not remember this part.)

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genuinely makes me laugh that some people see buck insisting that he isn't in love with eddie as the show/writers shutting down buddie bc like... have you ever watched any tv ever.

did you watch new girl and were surprised when jess and nick kissed because they had both stated that they only liked each other as friends.

did you watch friends and think ross was telling the truth when he said he wasn't in love with rachel anymore for the hundredth time.

did you watch brooklyn nine-nine and hear jake say he totally wasn't into amy and just take that at face value.

be so for fucking real.

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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:

A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.

And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.

And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."

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june 1, 2025

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the bestfriendism i’ve been waiting for

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Marie & Jordan

from the Gen V s2!

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They gave Jordan a fuck ass bob cuz y’all wouldn’t shut up about “how does Jordan’s hair grow when they change to girl form??? It’s unrealistic” as if this same character doesn’t rearrange whole organs in milliseconds

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THEE angela bassett bullying bleach BALD bad built butch body tim manure into bringing bobby back like the absolute queen she is i know that's right

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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

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i just love that madney’s two children are named jee-yun and bob

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Getting the two main actors of the gay ship to do a very gay press tour together so that you can queerbait your audience into watching yet another horribly written episode of your horribly written show. They read the ancient texts for this one

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So Bobby was killed so that Athena and Chim could have a bit of tension for a few episodes