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Andre Braugher and the best line deliveries of all time in the worst movies of all time

There is a movie called A Better way to die and it is hot trash.

A Better Way to Die is written, directed and stars Scott Wiper. For some reason Scott's character is assumed to be in possession of a thumb drive that evil Lou Diamond Phillips wants and a bloody chase is had across what I assume to be southern Indiana.

It's bad.

The only thing good about this movie is Andre Braugher who plays hired gun Cleveland. Cleveland and his cousin Sweet Lou are hired as henchmen.

Braugher is fucking great.

(Cleveland's employer has just implied that wearing a bullet proof vest is gay)

His vest by the way has his name on it. Also, everyone in this movie dies, except Cleveland who is saved by the vest.

Braugher gets all the best lines and treats this garbage fire like it deserves some gravitas.

My favorite line, the one I used to shout out whenever Braugher appeared in anything is "YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHAFUKKAAA!"

(The closed captioning doesn't do it justice)

Yes, delivered with his head sticking through drywall and laughing with a gun pointed at him.

And as you probably know by now Andre Braugher died yesterday. Maybe you first found him through Homicide or Brooklyn 99 but for me it was this amazing actor in this garbage movie.

RIP Cleveland, I still believe the motherfuckers can't stop you.

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I mean, they asked. #cancelled #goaway #unsubscribe #pig (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4dJaI9B1uLl2FoetiLnXnv4TlkghuxDQ0W9pc0/?igshid=1v4rkbgu5k4k4

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Rosie wanted to be Ja Rule for Halloween #cookiemonster #rosieblog #velvethippo #wheresherchain #jerzday #whoishejarule #robbedinsecaucus #rosepage #ronpage #wherewouldibewithoutyou #happyhalloween (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4TOL7vhKCjBNEP6g6tS_QKJLGvWVSI8lpBeNc0/?igshid=1uj03cqj6a2hx

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Emotional support snuggler. #rosieblog #velvethippo #saturdaynight (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3iq0DWhowlFvi7Ea4mnvtEXWtLYJOsQtmHbLI0/?igshid=8n7qsi7ihpsf

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Gone tubin' #roadtrip #NH (at New Hampshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0nyS1ehoVJtwYY0Jd3uB2CVuDj_sB2mRn3l3k0/?igshid=8otm249wt5bh

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Just me and a couple of tall-ass Jersey boys. This week I'm living out my Challenge dreams on The Defattening Podcast, as we talk to one of my all-time favorite champs, Kenny Santucci #wls #vsg #defatteningpodcast #defattening #nsv #solacenyc #fitness (at Solace New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ge8ZYhcmCjO-UUyrYwMHATiAsjsrXy1WCCvw0/?igshid=16hoh4elkqctu

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Park life #rosieblog #velvethippo #summerfridays (at Central Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0YxIRQh7G-bC4vMMm3gCRDy3t8wDcZSzVvzLk0/?igshid=59x44rfgkjye

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Working her angles #rosieblog #velvethippo #latergram (at The Blockhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WL4h0BAIy5yGhNttO6ZH-Jnz5DF9eAT9wgOo0/?igshid=85s31zwmngki

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Happy Pride, you gays! #pride #nycpride #worldpride #lgbtq #queer #bi #love (at Gay Street (Manhattan)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzWpzB3hbPZIM2ypp8sRRSvQuz37NzgMG1VtEY0/?igshid=nirz8tsox33n

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Goodnight 😴🐶❤️ #velvethippo #rosieblog #papasgirl (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzHodPEBc-J3XId2FR6-LES61fEOP6Aml10NwY0/?igshid=1vq18ghdc4jfx

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Creamery ice cream! 🐄🍦❤️ (at Broom's Bloom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzETGdXh_HLsHsUYnysRZ5Tr2oH63AnCKCqc4Q0/?igshid=6c5rfj9o2v7p

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Post-bath drama 😂🛁🧼🧽🚿🐩 #rosieblog #velvethippo #betrayal (at Harlem) https://www.instagram.com/p/BydTkuBhrMQO3weQjltkFuyqzg7HuY9W2qwjzk0/?igshid=nlvbumkxrizo

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She has to have her toe on my toe #rosieblog #velvethippo #summerdog #weirdo (at Central Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BydO3CxBIeLYu3-pDV_jDCooVXWJC_LxoQSgxQ0/?igshid=ngs2ece4f922

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When life gets you down it's time to go to the park for hours and lay in the cool grass with your majestic-ass dog. Also, it's officially "walk with a frozen water bottle for Rosie AND find all the dog fountains" season. ❄️🥵💦⛲🐶 #rosieblog #velvethippo #sunsouttonguesout (at Central Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByN5fxQhd3i5ZDR9AHRz3fQ118cUfL-DZdYwV40/?igshid=4craekxeflf3

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Summer mlem. #rosieblog #velvethippo #sunsouttonguesout (at Central Park - 102nd Transverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByN4yiahXK0d13kMknpDGPiLT7RYBExVPg2TO00/?igshid=1cisaf1dywio1

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Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary (and 7 yr first date-iversary) to this awesome nerd! (at Hancock, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByF9BvUBcW7Sy5gCt_x6HzutVwO7tjujkLQviU0/?igshid=x281s87szk2q

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Rosie and some wisteria shade #rosieblog #velvethippo #summer #centralpark (at Conservatory Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7zt3yhzGLSuK7JdduBT1vtb4alKW-ZXfLkQU0/?igshid=p6yjgn5fkvg7