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A Sweet Kernel  1

Hey guys I hope you guys are having a great day so far, and that it continues throughout the week and beyond. I wanted to apologize for the sort incoherent rant I posted last time, I promise to keep things in a more orderly fashion. I'm glad just that I didn't bring any profanity or misjudgment in that post, I might only have a high school degree but I have some class. Anyway, I decided to discuss about a different world where foodians (anthropomorphic food) and how their different cultures interact with each other. I developed this story out of an idea of interesting concept where a kernel is considered one of the abominations of the world, and the corns themselves are held up to a higher standard than those that are below them. Which in this case would be a kernel that are used as a fatty treat like the delectable popcorn. And I thought of a corn parents who had a child that was born into a popcorn kernel. And what made it  interesting to me is how certain people in this world are less than worthy just by the way they look. these parallels between our world and this one was enough to get my mind to develop a foodtopia. In order for this to work though I couldn't just hold onto this one stem of a tree and hoped that it would follow through. I needed different stems to create an entire tree filled with so many possibilities. I started by studying some part of the culinary arts (which in the case is just fancy way of saying cooking skills). Also delve deeper into different cultures that would be similar to our way of living, but also had an interesting twist to it in this world. So far I have developed two cultures and the search for more is still ongoing. One is the artificial food which is foodians that have been constructed then actually being created through natural tendencies. Say for instance in a sanction labs that creates new forms of food that believes in  a new and better style for the foodtopia world. Helping shape the future for constructions that improve the anthropomorphic food body. It brings up a controversy that  Regular food bodies argue that things should stay the natural way instead of being made in a laboratory. Next is the mixed food which is foodians mixed together and added as one individual, its kind of like fusing into one being (kind of like of Steven Universe show I always talk about). One formed character that wants acceptance even though there a mixture of different foods, and the world that they live in does not always accept this way. That they would rather want things separated then mish mashing into one another. Even though together they created something that can be unified and unique. Now I do want to mention the characters but that can wait for another blog, because I'm exhausted and I need to get some sleep. I hope you all enjoyed this different post I wrote and I would love to know your thoughts on it. I'll still be posting different parts of this until I have the full scope of this developing world. As always have a great day fellows.  

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Just a rant

Well today is me just ranting about how things have gone for me for the past few days. If you skip this one blog I would completely understand. But now I need to get this out of my system so I can sort this out and clear my head. Also a learning experience for anyone that is reading not to follow in the footsteps that I've tread along the wrong path. So its starts off with my car I have that was given to me by the family for my extra kindness, being nice really does pay off. Anyway so what I did was I went to McDonald's, not my best choice food I know, but I was starving. So I drove my car their and back to the house, didn't have any unexpected unfortunate events until I left both my main keys then my spare keys in the car accident locking both inside. So yea, I was about to lose if it wasn't for my BF who comforted my throughout the process. I took a breather and had help paying the $115 cost to get my car doors open from a locksmith. I would have gotten the regular service which only cost about $50 but it was a sunday and the locksmith that is near our location closed and plus I had jury duty tomorrow. Speaking of jury duty I'm not going to complain too much about this because nothing really devastating happened. I wasn't really a morning person either but i did bear through the long period of time I had to wait in the courthouse till the process of examining the right people for to do this case. I already knew that I wouldn't be representing because I'm just a fast food worker with minimal experiences outside the sub shop, I was also the youngest person out of all them which just made me feel like the odd man out. I did get to meet a cool persian fellow who enjoyed world war II memorabilia, which was great to discuss through hours of waiting. But out of all the experience I faced that day and sitting through all of it I got a $6 dollar check which definitely wasn't worth the time I spent there.  Also side note I also happen to pay $15 flat fee for parking in a garage when I was doing jury duty so yea there was that as well. And the last piece I will tell you is how I got sick from shrimp. I can say that people have endured a lot more pain then I ever have, and I can feel for your pain. But when it came to that to just waking up overnight and having your stomach churning and feeling those knots inside, and the burning of the vomit filled shrimp released from your stomach. this pain lasted for 3 hours till I finally passed out. And I still had to head to work that morning which was also a real treat for this debacle of a just a few days. If you happen to listen through this depressing read you should get the shiniest of gold stars. But thanks to anyone who did happen to read through this, and as always have a great day fellows.

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Random Update

Hey guys I am back! I understand that I have been gone awhile and I know you might have missed my dry general humor, and I'm sorry you had to endure such agonizing pain. Don't worry though because I didn't disappear on some island for the better part of 4 years and made a friend with a volleyball named Wilson. Although if I did get lost on the island for a awhile I would make it my goal to put a face on the side of a volcano. That way when people saw the island they for just a second they think that the island was alive. or i just leave coordinates for the next poor soul to get lost on the island. Anyway so for the update for the last time I wrote in the blog was that I decided to do a study on my blog, exciting right? But no I was planning to do a historical info piece on weapons in japan, and don't worry I still plan too it'll just take sometime before I can carry them out. I do want to make sure I get my facts right before displaying it for the world to see. I always didn't mind history too much, but in actually more exhilarated on showing japan lore. and I don't want to be a weeaboo and gush on this beautiful country too much. I also want to mention why I love japan, I would love to visit the settings of palaces and the sakura trees, and their unique weirdness. I will be honest and say I have more interest in their film and animation industries, well more animation than the real films. Nothing against their films I just don't want to mix up any of Old Boy with Battle Royale for any reason considering which country created which one. amazing films by the way check them out when you can. But yes the intricate designs of their anime can get you absorb into the overall show. Like Steven Universe which is beautiful rare gem that are found in the cavern of coal that is cartoon network. Anime is the treasure trove when it comes to respectable storylines that get display an invigorating story, look at me sounding like a pompous critic. I mean there are certain animes that I could talk about for days, I mean don't even get me freaking started on berserk the recent show. But I will get back to that in my next blog. I think that this wraps this up in a nice tight little bow if I do say so myself. Now I'll be sure to read up what I have to study, and how I am going to get all theses ideas I have for you guys. And some days I won't write in my blogs, but that's because I'm lazy sometimes. I do need to fix that and for that apologize to people who take a gander into this blog. thanks as always and have a great day fellows.

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Steven Universe 2

Hello fellows welcome back to another addition to my writings, and as I promised I would discuss further into the details of the world of Steven Universe. Although I will tell you this will be more of a bazaar mix info today since I don't want to go into the full details of each fusion in the show (also if you haven't tried bazaar mix i highly recommend it). So to start I will be discussing different fusions throughout the show, and how each fits into one another like the pieces of a puzzle. And I'll start with the fusion of amethyst and garnet who create a fusion called Sugilite. In the other blog I discussed how garnet was the tough independent gem of the group, but amethyst does have her own personality that is strong, but overall its more rowdy and playful. my kind of girl if I wasn't into men Now when they fuse together it creates a more destructive type of gem. This gem embodies what both characters are, and in my opinion creates a dangerous imposing character. With how amethyst has the sort of power she tends to let more loose because she herself tries to have more fun then to add more responsibility to her shoulders, and being able to fuse with garnet really helps break loose her chains of maturity. Now there are fusions like opal, Alexandrite, smoky quartz, and I haven't even gotten to Stevonnie (which I will be doing my own separate blog but for now leave it as it is). and if you happen to be interested in some of the other fusions, or want to delve deeper into the man fusions of Steven Universe check out the wiki page on all the fusions thus far shown on the show. right here ->   http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Gems Now I know this wasn't the greatest blog to date, and I know I am only getting started on my different writings I want to show you guys. But for now I need to figure out what my next move is for the next blog which I'll make longer considering how short I made of this one. So keep on the look for that my fellows. Thanks for reading as always and have a great day fellows.

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Steven Universe 1

You'll get to learn that sometimes in my daily writings that I talk about how my life is going in general. But other times there are days when you don't have any material and just ad lib every word that your typing. well today isn't that day, at least not yet anyway. No today will be discussing one of my fave animated shows that is rare treat if you ever do get to see it, and this show is called Steven Universe. Now I won't discussing the entirety of the show, but I will be discussing important aspects like how they presented empathy, the world itself, or just fan appreciating enough to build a shrine of it, eh not really I'm to lazy for that. I'll only discuss one element of the show since there is a lot to describe, and this will feature spoilers to anyone who hasn't taken the time to watch. if you haven't seen the show go and  appreciate what Rebecca Sugar has created, please do. Side note I don't want to call her Mrs. Sugar cause that sounds like a stripper name sorry to say. To start off we will be discussing one of the powers that the gems can use to strengthen themselves in times of combat, and that is fusion. Now fusion the process or result of joining two or more things together to form a single entity. thanks google! Now in this show fusion is to form two gems humanoids together to create a mash-up of another gem, in this example will use garnet who is is a mixture of ruby and sapphire. Now I had sort of the same idea using foodoids or anthropomorphic food but that'll be discussed in another blog. Now in the show fusion is used in different ways, and in garnets case it's used for love, which I believe is one of more important reasons to fuse with another form. I know that sounds a sappy as a Canadian tree sap, but in this world its makes it far to interesting for me to give a shit. love given between ruby and sapphire is a special kind of bond that can create and strong independent character. Which makes sense because when humans love one another we become stronger together, whether that be in partnerships or in packs. The show features episode not only of how they worked together but can fall apart at the seams. Drama alert! One episode shows garnet falling apart after one her comrades pearl betrayed garnets trust by wanting to fuse with her. which is an episode where they fuse into Sardonyx a charismatic giant gem who is the elegance of pearl and the firmness of garnet.  Garnet was so emotional about this that she split apart and became ruby and sapphire again. which just show the more human side of her, and creates gripping tension as well. I honestly can explain in more detail about how these characters rise up from their predicaments, especially with the newer episodes. But that'll be for another blog though. I'll do a continuation of this one tomorrow because overall I know it's not complete. Thanks for reading today Have a great day fellows. P.S. when you go searching for the characters like Sardonyx be aware of the fan art that follows, I know that may seem obvious just wanted to let yall know.

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Daily Life 1

Hello my fellow readers, today I would like the daily life that is jerkachure. So I didn't plan on writing any blogs for the forseeable future, but I felt it would help my story career if I continue to give out daily information of what I'm thinking about and how my life is going. So today I figured hey lets check up on updates on how my life is so far. So today I woke up as I usually do, feeling the impact of my thoughts screaming at me to better my life, and then headed off to do my routine I begin during the weekdays. One of them includes heading out to do my minimum wage job at Jimmy Johns with already enough people to keep the floor sparkling till it blinds you. I didn't feel I was completely a unecessary to the work force, but yes I believe they be fine without my help. I check up any of the cleaning requirements that are given to me by my stingy boss, and I sometimes clean the table twice because I don't want to listen to some of the stories of how that stain look like that stain, real conversation. I work as an in shop, which just means I get to handle the customers that come to the sub shop. And I am really considering becoming a driver not just because of these thrilling conversations, but because of some of the customers I deal with, but will leave that off for another blog. After I work off as a teamworker which consists 50% working at the front and 50% scrubbing the toilets I head off to back to my parents which I'm still living for the time being. I'm still 23 and having a tough time holding a steady income. I really need to work on that, but I'll give you guys an example why that usually doesn't work out for me. this would be the personification of procrastination to me sometimes it just gives me the occasional shoulder rubs, and sometimes it takes me to sauna and gives me the full luxury spa package. I'm still working out the kinks when it comes to being an absolute slob, but I think eventually I'll put aside my laziness and get ahold of a real job, and for that I say thanks for taking the time to listen me ramble on one of my daily routines. But if you find it boring I would like to send you a link to story that I had to read for an English course I took in community college https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1952/1952-h/1952-h.htm  I don't care how acclaimed this story is it literally is a woman describing wallpaper through most of the story. have a great day fellows.

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Was it Worth it

My friend once lost his finger I always wonder why it happen to him in the first place. I always believed it was a sketchy topic so I didn't ask until it seem right, and we were friends for a couple more years so we were comfortable discussing rough topics with one another. I finally ask him when we were hanging out at my apartment drinking beers. It was the strangest thing he started to laugh when I brought it up. He was actually wondering when I would bring it up, and thought I would ask sooner since it was so blatantly obvious to him. He decided to tell me on one condition to be sure to tell everyone else on my blog, and learn from his mistake. I took his request. He told me it happen a few years ago when he was still searching for a sustainable job. He had this interview with this place called the Lenny's. It was a gas station a couple miles down from where he lived. He took a trail through the forest. It was a short cut to the gas station so he could make it to his interview on time. While walking on the rugged dirt he spotted a twenty dollar bill covered in dirt. Looking around to see if someone dropped it, but couldn't find anyone in the area. He decided to take the money and maybe go to a bar with his girlfriend and order some fries and beer. Once getting to the gas station, and after a brief interview with the manager of the establishment he succeeded. He worked full-time from morning to night and felt secure with where he was at. He always took the same trail as to avoid driving to save gas, and to save himself from unforeseen expenses that may damage his car. After a few weeks working at Lenny's  as per usual he was taking the same trail as before, but something peculiar was on the side of the trail. It looked to be a mouse trap and was already set into position. Their was a little note on the side of the platform. It said, and he swore to god that this was real I hope you enjoyed the 20 easy ones are you able to work a little harder for an easy 50? it's under the cheese. P.S. Rats likes peanut butter not cheese. He looked around to see if anyone was watching him from a distance, but no luck. He said it wasn't that hard to slip the money right from under the cheese, and he got an easy 50. Afterwards a few days passed, he told me that he got fired for unanticipated circumstances. Apparently a lot of unscheduled visits from his girlfriend, and that his manager was telling him to stop horsing around with her on many occasions he finally had it up here with him. He had to take the longer roads in order to find another job before his rent was do. He was already behind on paying the landlord once and couldn't afford another strike. He took the same trail because now he had to save up the rest from his savings account before he went broke. Having to leave would have devastating to him and to his girlfriend. So he had set up some applications to some of the restaurants in the town. They were most likely looking for cooks, and he didn't much care what he was brewing just as long as he had a job and could stay with his girlfriend and everything would be alright again. After a couple months someone had called him for an interview on Tuesday. It was called Bennie's and they mostly served all sorts of burgers one of his fave dishes. He got up early and took the same trail, then saw something on the side of the road again. At this point he thought this was the absolutely most psychotic thing that someone would construct. The person whoever he or she was enjoying his suffering a little bit to much. It was a black metallic box and it seemed to have sharp razors that continued to move at a rapid chomping pace. The inside seemed to be filled with hundreds of dollars not just a single one, but at least twenty pieces. A note was left on the side. Hey remember me? It's been awhile. You ready to reach into the jaws of the shark and take what is yours? This is limited time offer and this can only be obtained today. Good luck. P.S. Sharks are actually harmless creatures in the ocean. He told me he was imbecile after that. He needed the money as it is, plus to him it was fairly exciting experience. Well until he lost his finger in the evil machine and tried grabbing it. Telling me he slipped his fingers a little to slow, and lost part of his index finger.   He went to the infirmary afterwards. He told all his friends and family the story of how he lost his fingers some speculated on if that was entirely true or not, and after he left the box to get to the hospital the device disappeared without a trace. I did speculate myself as well, and he told me it was 100% true. I believe him despite it seemed crazy someone would do that to someone at random especially him. After a few more beers I asked him one final question. I asked if it was worth it. He told me with a straight face no, no it wasn't.