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i will fry you in butter, garlic, and herbs

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The Priestess (1896) by John William Godward

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Joseph Bowler - Couple dancing (1960)

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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

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....so i'm super behind on this, but like.... i've gotten the impression that the Transformers fandom has a lotta really great fic. And I'm SO curious. So even tho I haven't seen any of it in decades, what if I just.... check out the show again, for old time's sake 👀

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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

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roasted sweet potatoes in tomato, lime, and cardamom sauce

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Is this how you roll?

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The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

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I love a good ship that has tried to kill each other at least once or have at least thought about it .

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Robin F. Williams (American, b. 1984, Columbus, OH, USA, based Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Trolling, 2021, Paintings: Oil, Acrylic on Paper

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Daily Song Recommendation #1139

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Sacred fruit

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In the Valentine’s Day spirit.