jim-t-kirk
jim-t-kirk
Captain Tightpants
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| Tobi | 23 | May 25th | Mexico | He/him |
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jim-t-kirk · 2 days ago
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I think this picture of Spirk is so CUTE!!!
Credits: Scubastranaut (I think that's how you spell that name lol)
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jim-t-kirk · 2 days ago
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Heat Transfer
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jim-t-kirk · 8 days ago
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Statement: "Picard only got buff for the TNG movies."
Fact check: False. This is a lie perpetuated by the man's innate modesty and affinity for flowing, shapeless blouses. He was always buff.
Work cited: "Captain's Holiday", season three.
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This has been a PSA due to the blasphemous tags I've been seeing on multiple posts.
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jim-t-kirk · 9 days ago
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SEX`!!!!!!!!!
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jim-t-kirk · 9 days ago
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loosely inspired by kira's expression in that episode after she pulls that thorn out of dukat's ass
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jim-t-kirk · 9 days ago
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Statements I never could've imagined being said like 4 seasons ago
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jim-t-kirk · 22 days ago
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having many many thoughts about major Kira / Bajorans having a tail :)
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jim-t-kirk · 1 month ago
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at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:
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like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"
and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.
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jim-t-kirk · 1 month ago
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hello marinler nation, back again with my bi couple badge
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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My beautiful princess with a disorder and his fucked up lizard husband.
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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Nobody warns you that after reading enough fics from Spock’s POV, you just start talking like that. Asked a guy if he was « amenable » to calling bro.
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« I will endeavor to » BROOOOO
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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Literally just choked on my coffee at this caption.
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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"Why can Odo perfectly imitate anything except a humanoid face, that doesn't make--" TRAUMA. The answer is TRAUMA. Huh, the person who was taught to shapeshift a humanoid form by being electrocuted by the man whose shape he was struggling to take, has trouble taking that shape? Something seems to be blocking him from fully taking on that form? This is the opposite of a mystery.
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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2x18 - Profit and Loss
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jim-t-kirk · 2 months ago
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Julian, I see you trying hard to control yourself from holding Data's hand again 🤭
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Two times was enough 😏
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jim-t-kirk · 3 months ago
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POV: Jadzia is handing you a datarod with a questionable holosuite program on it that she bought from an adolescent child's auction(??) as a gift for you(???)
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