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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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commission of wilson's death scene but with my human wilson.. Hello everyone.

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Ankle length skirts

From September, my school is enforcing ankle length skirts onto all females

What

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I actually have an OC like that! Old Man Theta-43

I won’t rant but he does plants :) and the horrors but plants :)

I have an idea for a character and I need some reference

Could a magos biologis realistically fall and worship Nurgle? Considering that most of biologis' body is still intact and their line of work being heavily related with biological matter (I mean, duh, it's in the name), I think they could. Does that sound logical?

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Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I had a tendency to collect reagents and ingredients, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…There is no mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.

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Got it: don’t buy the lobsters, understood.

It goes without saying that if you buy and enjoy Volturnian lobster you're a horrible person. All profits from the sale of Volturnian lobster go straight to the worst dictatorship in recent history and fund the oppression of the Askonian peoples.

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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I have middling opinions on Hazbin Hotel however Alastor and Niffty being friends will never not be great to me

Like, Alastor is a deranged lunatic but watch out, there is a smaller, even more deranged lunatic nearby

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Or, if you would prefer, I also have it on RoyalRoad

Woe, I wrote a thing

Synopsis

Arthur Tala’thel is an elf of little renown. A medical professional unable to find work, he labors in the mundanity of a nine to five corner story in the metropolis of Calathon City. By all accounts his story should start and end like any of ours, however, a run-in with death and some very unusual allies would conspire to make him a Cleric, one who is thrust into the madness of the more supernatural aspects of Calathon. Because as it turns out, magic might have fallen out of use, that doesn't mean it's not very much still alive, something Arthur and his would-be allies will soon learn.

After all, many things lay forgotten in the Big City, but just because they are out of sight and out of mind, doesn't mean they're out for the count.

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*you realize I already had a ‘throw bricks at me’ sign on my back, mildly confusing you as you hurl a brick at me*

Oh my god look over there! *Points in direction* *sticks a 'throw bricks at me' sign on your back* *throws brick at you*

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Quite down

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When your Werewolf The Apocalypse game leads to the creation of a Hunter the Reckoning character. Why is world of darkness so cool

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Check out this rad comic by @bwhcomics!! If you liked this, you can support the Kickstarter for The Universal Flaws of Robotics to get this and 18 other robot stories! We're an indie comics publisher and this is our biggest book yet! https://tinyURL.com/UFRComic

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Woe, I wrote a thing

Synopsis

Arthur Tala’thel is an elf of little renown. A medical professional unable to find work, he labors in the mundanity of a nine to five corner story in the metropolis of Calathon City. By all accounts his story should start and end like any of ours, however, a run-in with death and some very unusual allies would conspire to make him a Cleric, one who is thrust into the madness of the more supernatural aspects of Calathon. Because as it turns out, magic might have fallen out of use, that doesn't mean it's not very much still alive, something Arthur and his would-be allies will soon learn.

After all, many things lay forgotten in the Big City, but just because they are out of sight and out of mind, doesn't mean they're out for the count.

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Death Guard Fallen Sister by MyDeads