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rolling your eyes is essentially the real life equivalent of Jim The Office camera stare. glancing up at the gods like hey are you seeing this shit
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what is with the crazy amount of rpf propaganda that showed up all of a sudden. Not falling for that. Pretty gross!
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Sometimes I think maybe I should get a dog...
then I remember I rent my current house for which I paid *quite* the hefty security deposit
and I feel like I just don't have the money for the food and the grooming and the vet appointments and
plus my roomate's allergic so there's that
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
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how'd you get this picture?

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Little worried for the 76ers game tomorrow, hope the guys can pull through, could really use a win right now.
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Are they gay?
You know, when i first saw people talking about "phan" I assumed it was a phillies thing. Apparently its just these two guys who pay video games which is fine i guess.
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You know, when i first saw people talking about "phan" I assumed it was a phillies thing. Apparently its just these two guys who pay video games which is fine i guess.
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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
#I cannot deal with my boss and coworkers anymore#my work associate wont shut up about his beet farm and 70 cousins#cant wait to get home and watch the game
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