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[jjafterdark]

Very. Very. Carefully.

(Okay, for real it would probably be like a human trying to fuck an Euglena but it’s still fun to pretend).

yeah, we monsterfuckers would fuck an Eldritch Horror, but the question stands, would they fuck us? Like clearly they are not just godlike but also beyond our comprehension in appearance/goals/etc/all of the above, would they feel weird about fucking us? would that be seen as bestiality? I mean they are probably beyond or morality also, so maybe that doesn't matter. but would they even recognise a human as a potential partner. Like, looking at various mythologies getting an ordinary gods' attention is already super hard. Or it's relatively easy but then you don't really have any control over it and more often than not your life gets ruined (*gestures at the greek pantheon*). So how the fuck do you do that with an Eldritch god??

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I’m working on the next chapter of Project Dumpster Fire and trying to figure out why Gemma smells so awesome to all these Yautjas. I went through several scenarios. Maybe these Yautja have human DNA. Maybe Gemma (somehow) has Yautja DNA. Maybe the government has been secretly experimenting on Gemma the whole time she’s been working on their coding project. Maybe, maybe, maybe.

But like … what if this poor woman is just ovulating? What if her ovaries are in there minding their own business, doing normal ovary things, and it just happens to smell similar to a receptive female Yautja’s pheromones so these guys are following Gemma around like, “THE FEMALE DEMANDS CHALLENGERS! SATISFY THE FEMALE!”

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Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

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[Cry of the Living]

The soul cries in the body of a living being. This cry is a unique song. Evolution has given us the ability to feel, to sense and experience, to be what we call “a soul”. A unique living unit that perceives the world in their own way. A unique world for each of us. And all this being nothing more than a living organism, doomed to live and die, to disappear forever, along with its entire world. It has always fascinated and horrified me.

Personal artwork ~

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Princess

Dragon / Human NSFW

I had two hearts but the second one hasn’t worked for centuries. The scar over the top of it is gone, my skin shed many times over, but there’s a spearhead in there somewhere, rattling around with the other ghosts. I still haven’t seen all of the knight from last month. That’s what happens when you swallow plate armor. You have to count out all the pieces and wait. 

More knights will come, but hopefully not in metal. Leather sits easier on the stomach.

“Again,” she says, and I cover her in a blanket of unmarked scales. Somehow she finds it anyway—the place where my second heart used to beat. I tire more easily without it, flying is harder, but when she covers it with her palm I swear I can feel it trembling. 

Rocking slit to slit with her, you would never know how much of me she can hold. It looks like nothing from the outside, just two slippery seams glistening wetly together, but there's a tiny flash of pink on the back tilt, when her hips angle slightly away. You can see me nestled in there if you look closely, because she has taken everything.

The knights call her their princess. They promise to protect her, to save her. 

“Yes, of course they do,” she answers, throwing her arm over her head and drawing me deeper. “They always want to save us from our desire.”

When I spill into her, you can’t see that from the outside, either. I have her plugged like a bottle of sweet honey wine, my knot swollen and covetous. Her fingers tighten along the hinge of my jaw and she pulls our foreheads together, shuddering and arching and still trying to take more, even as I flood her.

The knights call her their princess, but she can’t be that. Princesses don’t rule anything and she rules all of me.

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I just had to hit pause on a Tumblr short about a dragon romantically railing his princess because my bird keeps trying to shove her entire beak into my nose.

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Sticky Stuff!

I'm J.J. Strand, an indie sci-fi and monster romance author seeking a community where my interests fit. I write fanfics and short things over here, because apparently I don’t already write enough to appease my hyperfixation. Sometimes I draw. I love an ask and I love sending asks. ♥️

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Monsters | Aliens | Predator | Mass Effect | Original Stuff | Books I'm Reading Or Writing | My Parrots

Short Fiction Requests: Open! (details below the cut)

⬇️ My Work ⬇️

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Writing:

Longer Predator Fics: AO3

Shorter Predator Things: None yet (Requests Open!)

Original Monster/Alien Books: Amazon or jjstrand.com

Original Monster/Alien Shorts: None yet (Requests Open!)

Art:

All of My Art: #my art

Yautja: #my yautja art

Notes For Requests:

I will cheerfully write: het and LGBTQIA+, Yautja, monsters, aliens, shifters, cryptids, etc, any rating

I will never write: underage characters or hate

Art requests: Technically closed but if it really, REALLY inspires me I might draw it. My art muses are moody and uncooperative, sorry. :(

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If this ain’t the most relatable post I’ve ever seen.

at the whiteboard today to make my publishing plan for the year, deciding how many werewolf books and orc books to put out and maybe see if I've got room for aliens

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“The point of monsterfucking is __”

Shut up shut up shut up shut up.

The point of monsterfucking is whatever the monsterfucker wants it to be.

Sometimes it’s loving the unlovable.

Sometimes it’s fucking a sexy monster.

Sometimes it’s something else.

I’m fucking sick and tired of people saying there’s a wrong way to be a monsterfucker.

There’s no wrong way.

Be free, monsterfuckers. There’s no god to judge you here.

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You know how when cats love you and they kinda nom on you without sinking their teeth in? 😂

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I like your fanfic. It’s good. Also hello, I’m really stoned, but I still wanted to tell you since I was doing a reread. 🤩

Thank you so much! I can't tell you how much it warms my heart that you were re-reading this thing before there was even any smut in it. <3

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It lives, it breathes, it hops through trees.

(In other words, chapter four of my yautja fic is up).

Should she? Let the Predator play with her this way? If sex is what it’s after, Gemma might just survive this encounter. Or, she might survive regardless, or die regardless. Gemma knows nothing about this alien except for the name that someone else gave it. Who knows what it really wants?

Here, have a link to AO3! Happy Monday!

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I have a parrot under my chin and a full pot of tea on my headboard and there’s a new alien romance loaded onto my kindle for when I finish writing the next chapter of my Yautja fic.

Life is okie dokie tonight. 🥰

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What if I chase the dream and it fails? I asked.

Maybe the more important question is - who do I become when I stop chasing my dreams? he answered.

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Coming back to Tumblr after all these years is like returning to one of the neighborhoods I grew up in. It's familiar, but juuust different enough to be unsettling.