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i pass the bong to alexander the great. he has been surprisingly quick to grasp the idea and is now taking fat rips that make my eyes water to watch. he pauses after clearing the chamber, the stem lightly pinched between two slender fingers covered in gold filigree and tiny glittering emeralds. he holds it for a count of 5 and then blows the cloud out his pursed lips and flared nostrils. "delightful. much like a dragon." he says calmly, his eyes red and watery like sea-glass held to the sunset. "you know," he drawls, "we're not much different, you and i"

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another one from the short story series ive been writing over the past few months.

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lego seagull

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man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

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David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson by Montalbetti+Campbell for Rolling Stone 1996.

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guy who says "this is the worst day of my life" and then pulls out a spreadsheet ranking every day of their life so far to prove it

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'what's tumblr university' ooojhhj uou Sweet little tumblypoo sit down i'm gonna learn you a thing

sorry for that. anyway it's not 'real' it's just that back in the day people used to post about a hypothetical/fictional tumblr fandom themed university

i missed a few years (? five?) on this website but i've been around since 2014 at least..... i must've missed the part about tumblr university.......

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no one likes to talk about this but doctor who majors at tumblr university really got the short end of the stick

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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I SPY Spooky Night, Photos by Walter Wick

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Don't waste my time.

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I love those wounds on him in the comic