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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ll put another record on when Cleo finally womans up.

Joel helped Cleo through her sister’s death, through Nathan’s death, helped save her life when she overdosed, trusted her with the truth about Katy, saved her life in the car/motorcycle accident, prayed for her survival, broke his own heart by going back to the priesthood because he thought God had answered his prayers, helped her when he thought she was on drugs again, went to help her when she was locked in Shane’s van, helped her when she was on drugs again, damn near died saving her from Shane and stepped up for her when she was pregnant and he also bought her a burger when he collapsed and she straight up says he treated her bad?? Come the fuck on.

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See, this is why I love Nadine Mulkerrin. Despite her character's traits, she really shines as an actress. She's incredible and I almost forgot how much I hate Cleo for a brief few moments because of this talented goddess of a woman.

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Mandy telling Ollie it's nothing to do with him about her and Luke. No, it's just his actual DAD IS MARRIED TO YOU, but nvm.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll put another record on when Cleo finally womans up.

Joel helped Cleo through her sister's death, through Nathan's death, helped save her life when she overdosed, trusted her with the truth about Katy, saved her life in the car/motorcycle accident, prayed for her survival, broke his own heart by going back to the priesthood because he thought God had answered his prayers, helped her when he thought she was on drugs again, went to help her when she was locked in Shane's van, helped her when she was on drugs again, damn near died saving her from Shane and stepped up for her when she was pregnant and he also bought her a burger when he collapsed and she straight up says he treated her bad?? Come the fuck on.

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Oh Joel

You deserve so much better than Cleo, why can't you understand that? She's never going to appreciate all you've done and gone through for her. Sienna will, for all her faults.

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Oh Good Lord

I love Joel. I do. But he's literally the dumbest idiot to ever toddle the streets of Hollyoaks. Sienna is going to whip his ass when she finds out that he kept it a secret that the guy who broke in got arrested, Connor (the guy who broke in) will probably mug his gullible ass and he's probably going to be in for a world of pain in some form. I can't even defend his idiocy. He's no different from the silly child he was back in 2013 and he's far too cute to be anything more than slightly flustered with.

Little bastard.

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Stalker stuff.

*a wild stalker appears within a mile of Sienna*

Most people "Ooh, we wonder who it can be!"

*some very optimistic people* "HOLY FUCKING SHIT NICO IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!!"

I'm sorry, but her ass got crisped back in 2016. Plus, the stalker is a dude.

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"I'm glad you've got cancer. I hope it kills you!"

- Cleo McQueen

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Welcome to the fucking family, Ollie. We'll just bump off Granny Campbell, Shane, Glenn and Cleo and you'll more than fill the void.

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Not gonna lie, it was hot how Sienna took Joel's hand and led him into the bedroom. Guess we all know how they spent New Year's Eve...

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Kisses at Christmas - How all my dreams for Joelenna are coming true

They kiiiiiiiss!! Yes my son they kiss! Pucker up, Joelie-boy, you have some serious smooching to do.

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Spoilers About Mac Nightingale

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I'm cool with David Easter. I hate that I hate Mac so much sometimes because the actor doesn't seem to be anything other than a decent bloke. He's just insanely good at playing an arsehole! I'll miss you, David, but I'm afraid to say I shan't miss Mac.

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Joelenna

Look, I'll just say it. Hell yeah. That woman deserves someone sane and stable who she can trust and I think we all know my feelings on that beautiful bean aka Joel. She's more adult, she's tougher, she's kinder, she loves unconditionally. She loved Warren through all the shit he put her through. Even if she ends up doing bad shit in the coming weeks, she can't help it. She's scared for her son and scared for herself and he helps her through it all the time. I think Joelenna might be a good thing, for both of them. She's got mental health problems, yes, but he sees past all that and just sees her as what she is - a woman desperately trying to keep her family safe and who has gone through all kinds of hell and she knows he's on her side.

What could be better than that?

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MAC'S GONNA DIIIIIE BITCHES

Oh yes. Oh motherfucking yes and I bet it's Ellie. I bet she does a Cheryl Brady on Mac's ass. More importantly

THAT

CUNT

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

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Hollyoaks: Bonding Games

Warning: Depiction of chemotherapy

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Joelenna??

Well, I'll be damned. Look, it won't be the first time Sienna wanted Joel's dick around the festive season, so whatevs, I can handle the tender looks and 'Thank you Joel's. In fact I can encourage that shit because that boy needs someone who loves him unconditionally and if there's one thing Sienna does well, it's unconditional love. She had it for Nico, she had it for Patrick, she had it for Warren, she has it for Sophie/Katy, she has it for Sebastian and she can have it for Joel.

Cleo, meanwhile, can fuck Brody until her minge splits apart, the ungrateful, whining little nipplefucker.

And that is my thought on the Hollyoaks Winter Trailer of 2017. Kudos and Happy Christmas!

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Joel really is fucking naughty. Putting Barbarella in the flat and scaring Sienna! No wonder she was cross with him. Personally I think Barbarella is cute, but I can see how her mummy brain got alarmed. I was evil and I'm ashamed, but I laughed when she screamed for Joel. Oh bless him, he does his best. I do hope for a miracle for Sienna, but I fear it might be the end, just as she got her own baby to love and cherish. Maybe we'll get a Christmas miracle.