#and who could blame him

[thornescratch]

"I was really turned on by watching Tom Wilson murder a man at center ice and somehow it just made me score" sure is a thing to admit to, Dewey.

[titstatstummy]

Tommy saw Buck for the first time approaching the hangar with Eddie and Chim and his only thought was 'i need those ridiculously long legs around my neck'

[man--eater]

screaming about this incredible commission of Daphne and Alastor by @strawijuice of the moment after their first kiss in my fic from his lips, not words alone pleased her (snippet below)

Alastor knelt before me like a supplicant at the altar. His eyes gleamed red in the near-darkness, and his brows knitted together. I gripped his chin in my hand and sank down to straddle his thighs, and then I kissed him. I could taste whiskey mixed with his blood and it took every part of my strength to resist biting him—I was so ravenous, this was not enough, I needed more. Alastor’s teeth scraped against my lip, then clacked audibly against my own; it was a clumsy, overeager kiss, careless and filled with nescient longing. My tongue brushed against his and he inhaled sharply through his nose, sinking his claws into my hips. The scattered pinpricks of pain made me shudder, and all of my muscles tensed, raptorial claws ready to strike again. I grabbed a handful of his hair and hauled his head backwards, painstakingly forcing our mouths apart before I lost control and bit his face. Blood dripped down the front of me, staining the bright pink-and-white linen of my apron. Alastor’s eyes were half-lidded, blazing, an open-mouthed grin on his red-smeared face. “I want to tear you apart,” I seethed, “and learn what each and every piece of you tastes like.” Alastor briefly sagged in my grasp, his eyes fluttering closed for a moment as he heaved a soft sigh. “Oh,” he said longingly, animus brightening the red glow of his gaze, “you are like me.”

I CANNOT get over how amazing this is, strawijuice is so talented and captured their expressions perfectly, I love Daphne's fist in his hair and his hand biting into her thigh, his dumb little tail upright and wagging, I love how her waist and hips are so much wider than his!! My chubby little orchid mantis <3 <3 <3

[truest0nerisms]

Naruto is about to spend the last ~200 chapters of the manga looking forward to murder suicide with Sasuke like I look forward to PTO

[thealdersgateoffice]

🛏️ Tom Hollander and Saskia Reeves as Douglas and Connie Petersen in Us (2020)

[perotovar]

i just wanted to show off my oath of vengeance paladin wyllmancer

[radiaking]

coop will absolutely roleplay the sheriff saving the damsel in distress or the sheriff punishing the bandit, etc. but he is not immune to being the one held hostage by the big bad bandit.....js

[dynamitekansai]

BRONSON REED JOINS SOLO SIKOA'S BLOODLINE WWE SMACKDOWN (NOVEMBER 15, 2024)

[thelittlestspider]

they don't show matt's eyes here, but he was 100% babygirl eyes in born again

i'd be like whatever you say handsome 😘

but seriously this is what peter's up against

[bravertzposts]

That wasn‘t even all of it🫣 After the Champions League Game in Febuary the boys were talking and when Marius Wolf came up to them Kai walked away (like excuse me who even is Brolf we stan BRAVERTZ here)

he really said not my vibe, see you later

[mage8]

I like that Dan tries to make a disapproving face and look annoyed at this, but utterly fails. Not only does an amused smile break through the frown, but his body language is him moving closer to Phil and into Phil's personal space bubble.

protect your peace king

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[demaparbat-hp]

In your Spitfire AU between Azula gaslight gatekeep girlboss attitude and Lu Ten II big puppy eyes they’re unstoppable duo

Woe betide those who stand in their way to greatness (aka Zuzu).

[bisexualbellamyblake]

he wants that cookie

[gingerswagfreckles]

It's also a little bit funny that other people are calling the guy who shot a healthcare CEO with bullets that said "deny defend depose" and was carrying a manifesto about how corporate America is evil a "Nikki Haley Republican" or part of the "center right." I guess based on the fact that he went to an expensive private school was messing around in Hawaii pretending to develop a video game as work until recently? Like. This guy left a goodreads review about how the Unibomber was an "extreme political revolutionary." While also traveling around the world on the money his parents made off of real estate and owning a chain of senior rehabilitation facilities.

I think a lot of you are really uncomfortable with how common champagne socialism is and frankly I think a lot of this is projection. This guy is very obviously someone who considers themselves a leftist revolutionary, and yet everyone is kind of re-framing him as a "Nikki Haley Republican" because they're uncomfortable with acknowledging that far leftists are often very privileged and hypocritical people. I've been talking about this for a long time, but a lot of the left (at least on the internet) is quite in denial about the fact that a lot of their beliefs aren't widely shared by the working class. That often, the loudest voices in the movement are those belonging to the wealthy, who are at the end of the day cosplaying and are more interested in acting out heroic fantasies than improving life for the working class.

[bubbles-is-hardcore]

It blows my mind that Will Graham went from innocent little empathy nerd in season 1

To cold hearted killer who served cunt like it was his god given duty

All for some of that cannibal sausage.