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Sherlock4x02

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for @moirainesedai ♡

@USERGIF NEW YEAR, NEW FONTS: Day 3 - Perfect Pairs —Elegy for My Sadness, Chen Chen [in/sp] [fonts used]

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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

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sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.

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Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.

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Ironstrange prompt - daemon AU

Fair warning, I do not know the source material for daemon AUs, so this is partly based on the fics I’ve read that use the trope and partly stuff I made up because it sounded interesting.

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Stephen loves Erlah, he really does, but he hates the way people take one look at her and laugh knowingly. No one has ever been surprised that Stephen has a cat daemon, and a black one at that. He’s never wished she settled differently, not really, but it would be nice if people didn’t think he was that easy to read. That obvious.

The desire to muddy the waters a little might have had something to do with why he’d agreed to go on a date with Stark.

Tony sprawls over Stephen, the sheets pooled around his waist, and rests his chin on hands folded across Stephen’s chest. “So,” he says. “How many people told you this was a terrible idea after you said yes?”

“Five,” Stephen says, idly running his fingers over Tony’s shoulders. “Apparently, cat daemons and crow daemons—”

“—are always incompatible,” Tony finished, smirking. “I’ve got you beat. It was eight people for me.”

Together, they turn and look at the window seat, where it’s impossible to tell feathers from fur in the inky black huddle of their daemons.

“Idiots,” Stephen scoffs. He lets his hand trail down the length of Tony’s back and over the curve of his ass. In the window, Erlah and Ravari stir. Ravari abruptly darts toward the doorway, leading Erlah in a game of chase. Stephen has a moment to register their playful eagerness before Tony shifts his hips into a much more interesting alignment.

“How about we prove them wrong all over again?” Tony suggests.

Stephen answers by leaning up for a kiss. Their smiles only spoil it a little bit.

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Bonus:

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Me on my first Redbull of the day

 Bridesmaids (2011) dir. Paul Feig

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The Mandalorian: Chapter 1

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favourite character meme ↳ four outfits: ¼

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One day. One day when he's ready. When he knows who he is, and where he belongs. And fate has revealed to him his true path. On that day, I'll be right by his side.

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

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Angelina Jolie (1995) ph. marcel indik

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Doctor Who The Eleventh Hour | 5.01

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STRANGE SUPREME

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ANNE BONNY - BLACK SAILS S2 E10 "XVIII"