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babies when you tell them to show you their teeth:

does he know he exists

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something about joel in fics calling ellie his youngest. ugh. that is quite literally his baby girl

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You and Joel with your squishies ❤️

you and joel love calling your babies “your squishies” because they are your adorable, pudgy and squishy little babies ❤️you love the feeling of holding their little warm bodies against you, and the weight of them in your arms is always comforting. You love gently squeezing the chunkyness of their feet, legs and arms that you know will eventually go away as they get older :(

joel will also jokingly but lovingly refers to your boobs as his squishies. And unfortunately you just can’t catch a break, bc sarah and ellie are so attached to their mommy that they’re the type of babies who wanted to comfort nurse all the time, and they often keep one of their tiny little hands on your boobs when you’re carrying them.

you blow raspberries on their stomachs whenever you get the chance. Precious little adorable baby ellie is CONSTANTLY attacked by you and joel and sarah giving her raspberries. When you’re changing ellie’s diapers or getting her dressed you ALWAYS have to go in and kiss that pudgy tummy. Hell, even when she’s just laying with you, looking all cute with her adorable pudgy self, you take one look at each other and she starts grinning that gummy smile bc she knows mommy’s about to go ham on the pudge.

Giving her a knowing smile as you inch your face closer to her, you suddenly go in and nuzzle your face against her soft tummy ❤️ not only is she soft and chubby, but she smells like fresh baby ❤️ “mmmmmm, my baby’s so soft and smells so yummy!! Mommy can’t get enough” meanwhile ellie just laughs as you nuzzle your nose against her tummy. Giving her a break from the tickles, you keep her close by your hands supporting her back as you lay on your bed, pressing big kisses to her stomach “my little squishy *mwuah* i loveeee you *mwuah* mommy loves you”

joel walks in right as you’re doing this, and baby ellie, still getting covered in kisses by mommy, sees her daddy and giggles. “Hi baby, what’re you and mama up to huh? You just chillin out with mama and getting kisses?” he says as he goes to sit next to you on the bed. “mmhmm, she just looked so yummy and cute sitting here, mommy just had to kiss that tummy!” you say without looking at him, still focused on your cute baby. “okay what about me, where’s my kiss?” and you giggle, knowing he’d say that.

You finally lift your face up from ellie’s tummy and give your man a smooch “hi baby, i missed you” you say as you hold his face in your hands. “I missed you too baby, where’s sarah?” “she’s drawing in her room right now”

“mkay. You wanna go out to lunch later?” “Ugh yes please, it’d be a nice break to go outside” “kay we’ll go in an hour. And how is my other little baby doin huh? Can daddy give you some kisses now?” and she happily gurgles, seeing joel coming closer to give her some love. “oh my goodness, what do we have here huh? Little miss ellie just sittin pretty, knowin mama and daddy can’t resist all that squish” and he puts his face into her soft squishy tummy while she lets out her belly laughs. “Da!” “Mmm my favorite, daddy loves his little squish” and then you both gang up on her, with joel holding her ankles to out her little feet on his face so he can get a nice whiff of them while you blow loud kisses onto her cheeks. Ellie loves getting attention by her mommy and daddy ❤️

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would love to feel joel’s balls slapping against my ass while he rails me ❤️

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oop here it is. he was really nice lol

i met neil druckmann the other day and im so mad i didn’t get the chance to tell him that they really didn’t need to make game joel as hot as they did, they knew what they were doing!! Smh i got so nervous lol. I don’t feel like posting the pic bc i look gross lol

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Guess who's back! I apologize for the long absence, life got way too hectic and in the way of me doing virtual photography, but I hope and wish to keep a steady pace on uploads for the foreseeable future.

Also, I thank every single one of y'all who liked and reblogged my stuff, it means a lot to see all of you enjoy what I do!

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Obsessed with the idea of brushing my cheek against Joel's bushy beard

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omg how is Joel with readers pregnancy cravings for Sarah & Ellie😭😭😭

hehe lucky for you i have some hc’s on this (and there’s multiple parts too 😉) but part 1 mostly has the cravings stuff lol

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What truly resonated with me is how, after their intense confrontation, Ellie's pain was so raw that she utterly avoided Joel's gaze for the rest of the gameplay that followed right after.

The way her eyes tracked him, but the moment Joel drew near, her gaze snapped away, fixing on the ground. She couldn't bear to meet his eyes, not after what he said to her.

Ellie's was so wounded, and the pain she endured was entirely undeserved. Let's wrap this kid in safety and ensure her well-being above all else.

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holy mother of god he’s so hot

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sometimes I have to stop and be grateful that he can go prone in no return

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Bath time with baby ellie and joel ❤️

A/n Bye this is so cute i wanna cry omg. DOMESTIC NO OUTBREAK JOEL RISE UPPPP. Sarah isn’t dead and ellie isn’t raised by fedra❗️And most importantly, our pookie does not die. Instead he gets a happy family with an amazing hot wife who is the mother of his adorable babies the end ❤️

taking care of a baby and a kindergartener is no joke. You’d never change a thing of course, loving you and joel’s little family, but the transition from 1 to 2 kids is definitely an adjustment. Luckily your first born is one of the most understanding and best behaved daughters you could ask for. Precious sarah has been such a great help, and you make sure to constantly remind her so. “Thank you baby, you are such a great big sister and such a good little helper”. And her little angelic face beams with pride every time you praise her.

one day Tommy takes her out to sleep over at his and maria’s house to lighten you and joel’s workload, leaving you, joel, and ellie at home.

At 3 months, she’s started sleeping for slightly longer stretches at night, though you and joel still wake up often to feed your hungry little baby. Grateful for tommy’s help, you take advantage and lay in bed a little longer without worrying about needing to feed a 6 year old.

You wake up in joel’s arms hearing your baby quietly babbling from her bassinet. After giving your man a kiss (and admiring him, god waking up next to him naked never gets old 🤭), you lean over the bed and roll ellie’s bassinet closer to you. Peering in, her big wide green eyes look up at you while she gnaws on her foot, and a smile spreads across her face at seeing her mommy.

“Good morning my baby” you coo at her as you lift her up, “oh my goooodness, look at you. Were you talking to mommy and daddy? Were you saying good morning to us?” and you stick your face into her neck and soft chubby cheeks, inhaling the sweet smell of your baby and sleep. She lets out a little laugh, she is so precious. Pressing big, loud open mouth kisses to her chunky neck and cheeks, she just takes it as you inhale her baby scent like a madwoman. Ellie is definitely used to being smothered with cuddles between you, joel and sarah. Little ellie miller is a very well loved baby ❤️

You see joel out of the corner of your eye start to sit up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Looking at his tan, bare torso and chest hair, and the visible portion of his happy trail above the sheets, you could just pounce on him you think to yourself, and you internally laugh at how horny you are for your husband.

Baby ellie starts wiggling with excitement in your arms at seeing her daddy, and he says “can daddy have some good morning kisses too? You better not have given all your kisses to mommy already!” as he gently snatches her and goes to town on her neck, giving her tons of kisses and obnoxiously going “nom nom nom!” making her let out deep belly laughs at the ticklish sensation.

Despite the wholesome scene, embarrassingly, you swear you can feel yourself getting wet at seeing how good of a dad joel is.

After you stop ogling him and dying from cuteness from looking at your baby, you’re reminded of how gross you feel from the lack of sleep and not having been able to wash your hair properly over the last week, and you now have the perfect opportunity to take a bath.

“baby I feel so gross, i think im gonna take a bath, and i’ll just wash ellie too” joel, who is just as freaky as you are with him, if not worse, wiggles his eyebrows and responds “can i join? 😏” and you go “baby im literally gonna be in there with ellie, chill lol. So no funny business!”

“k fine” but then he says under his breath “we’ll see about that”. You just roll your eyes, he’s such a man (but then again, who are you to judge when you were just ogling him 2 minutes ago).

However he leans over and sweetly kisses your temple, saying “i’ll help you wash your hair so you can relax ❤️” and you can’t help but smooch him right on the lips, thankful that joel is such a sweet husband.

He hands ellie to you so he can start running the bath, and you lay with your baby in bed for a few more minutes before he says it’s ready. “You ready for a bath cutie? You definitely need one, you’re getting stinkyyy!” You joke, bringing her into the bathroom. Joel set your towels on top of the toilet (little baby ellie’s sitting on top of the pile) and you press another kiss to his lips murmuring “thank you baby”. You zip ellie out of her onesie and toss her diaper before settling into the bath with joel behind you.

Leaning back against your bent legs and sitting on your lower abdomen, you both watch as she coos and splashes her uncoordinated chubby arms against the water.

“AHH!” she yells, excitedly slapping the water now. “do you like the bath baby girl? Yeah?” you say in your baby-voice to her. She is just the cutest thing, you and joel could watch her for hours. Joel reaches his arm forward to grab her pudgy baby foot, slowly rubbing his thumb across the bottom of it “Ooh, these smelly little piggies need a wash babygirl” Poor ellie getting told she smells by both of her parents, she’s just a baby (the cutest baby, you might add).

You let her play around for a moment, just admiring her, when joel starts shifting a bit. He’s been caressing your sides with his thumbs, and you think he’s going to reach forward to play with ellie’s feet but instead his hands go to cup your breasts. “babe!! I said no funny business, ellie’s here!” “Baby, she’s barely even paying attention, she’s also only 3 months old. Plus i just couldn’t resist im sorry :( How am i supposed to, you’re sitting in front of me naked and your boobs are in front of my face” he murmurs into your ear. He squeezes them a little to tease you (but also for his own benefit) and though he isn’t squeezing hard, you go “Baby stopp! You’re gonna trigger my letdown, if you waste my baby’s milk i’ll be pissed” and you let go of ellie’s sides for a second, grabbing his hands and taking them off. You sternly say “no” to him over your shoulder, and joel just gives you puppy eyes. “well if they’re ever cold i can keep them warm for you” “babee” you sigh, exasperated, with a smile, and he backs off. Turning back to ellie, still swishing her fingers around in the water, you say “okay my love, time to wash up!”

You make sure to get allll the cracks and crevices, in between her tiny baby toes, the elbows, and her arm and neck rolls. She lays contentedly in your lap as you lather her baby soft skin in her baby body wash, showing her big gummy smile when you scrub her ticklish spots. Her curious little eyes look around the bathroom and at you as you wash her. “Wowww look at you baby girl, are you getting pampered by mama? Yeah?” joel says, ellie is smiling so hard her eyes crinkle, mouth open as if she’s silently laughing. Joel insists on putting what little hair she has into a mohawk, ellie just looks at you two as her daddy entertains himself by carefully using the baby wash to make her hair stick up.

Halfway through washing her, you notice she starts getting a little hungry, opening and closing her mouth and putting her tiny fingers near her mouth. Playfully gasping, you go “Excuse me? Are you getting hungry again already?” And tickle her tummy. “Why do you act like mommy doesn’t feed you, I gave you a snack 2 hours ago!” you say with a playful frown, holding her sides and wiggling her a bit from front to back.

Bringing her in closer, you continue in your baby voice and a pout “Who gave you these rolls huh? MOMMY did. This is all my work here” and you gently grab her arms and legs to squish at all her delicious rolls. “aww my baby just has a big appetite, keep up the good work baby girl, mommy and daddy want you nice and chunkyyy” joel says, squeezing her delicious chunky thigh.

“okay, since you were so good during bath time you can eat now” and you bring her to your chest. She starts reaching towards you, and once you’re both comfortable, she immediately latches, resting her little hand on top of your breast and staring up and you and joel, who’s resting his head on your shoulder. Her little gulping sounds and grunts as looks up at you with wide eyes while drinking is probably one of the cutest sounds you’ve ever heard. Holding her other tiny hand in yours, you watch her and say“aww mommy was just teasing earlier, you can have all the milk you want. Daddy’s right, we want you nice and chunky!”

She occasionally pulls off your nipple and smacks her little lips or coos, making you laugh and go “is it good?” and she giggles. “Compliments to the chef huh”, joel is looking at ellie over your shoulder with soft eyes, seeing you bond with her. He loves sitting behind you when you feed her, while he does love the cuddles he gets from ellie when feeding her from a bottle himself, there’s nothing like watching you nurse her. He occasionally pulls some funny faces at her, and she smiles around you, milk running down into her neck rolls (and thankfully, since you’re in the bath, you just wipe it off so she stays clean).

Joel starts washing your hair while you’re feeding ellie, and he gives you a nice scalp massage so you can relax. You almost start falling asleep right along with ellie, who has started drinking slower and blinking less, her eyelids becoming heavy with sleep. As joel is putting the conditioner in your hair, you point ellie out once she’s fallen asleep, likely due to the warmth of the water and skin to skin contact. “Look at her little milk drunk face” you tell joel, and he quietly laughs, “Yeah it’s ‘cause you’re givin her the good stuff”. Once joel washes out your hair, you turn your head and murmur “thank you baby, just what i needed” against his lips before giving him a kiss. “Of course baby, it’s the least i can do” and he gets out of the tub so you can hand ellie to him.

“Hi sleepyhead, it’s time to wake up baby.” You say to her, gently rousing her from her nap and stroking her arm. Her sleepy green eyes open, thankfully she doesn’t seem too irritated that you woke her up, still relaxed by the warm water “sitting in the bath and all that milk must’ve made you sooo tired huh? okay baby, bath time is all done, let’s get you nice and dry” you say as you start pulling her away from your chest, and she cries a little at the loss of contact (poor baby) but joel quickly takes her into his chest, keeping her warm with his body heat and wrapping her soft baby towel around her.

“look at you baby” joel coos to ellie in her little cocoon in her daddy’s arms, “all wrapped up and cozy in your nice fluffy towel hm?”. You get her ready on top of your bed before heading out to have breakfast with tommy, maria, and your other baby ❤️

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okay idk what to call the stuff i write anymore lol i realized they’re too focused/long to be hc’s at this point, but i wouldn’t call them full on fics or one shots either because they’re still not fully developed/written the way i would imagine a fic or one shot would be. I just kind of imagine an hc and run with it lol. and also i definitely do not feel like actually writing real chapters and things, that’s too much work, i just kind of like imaging things and then making up details lol

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okay honestly i’m really surprised at how close it was i figured people would feel really strongly about one or the other lol.

So i think ill still have emojis in the stuff i write bc damn sometimes it just works so well BUT ill try limiting them, it’ll force me to write better descriptions. BUT for maybe more casual hc’s or whatever i might use them more

question, would yall prefer hc’s with or without emojis lol.

ik they make them a lot more casual but that’s why they’re hc’s and not fics lol i definitely don’t have the time to be making well developed and thought out fics or written works like that, so instead of writing more descriptions out i just use emojis to help convey feelings. it’d be cool to write longer things like actual fics but that just seems too time consuming and i honestly just get ideas here and there rather than enough for a fleshed out story

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And just like that, Joel's trust issues with birds began

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those Miller boys and their muscle memory...

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Old man