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oh my god. doris profile picture………….

what's the question sir

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[johnfootball12]

oh my god. doris profile picture………….

what's the question sir

[johnfootball12]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

laidies one at a time ahaaaa, john got severe object permanence issues and can't focus on all of you at once ahaa

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dude

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look wjat i did dad

so proud of you birthday boy!

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The roar of a thousand bugs, I consume your might.

#dan and phil

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Buddy, I have to be honest, I don't think I'll make it to the Scrabble tournament. After the incident where i drunk drove my tractor into the dictionary factory I just haven't felt the same about words.

Stay frosty brothers.

Best,

Paul

First of all, not showing up to the Scrabble tournament is a serious breach of the friendship contract that you had to sign. Second of all don't call me "buddy" when you obviously STOLE a coca cola zero from my fridge when I specifically told you that you were allowed to take a COCA COLA!! NOT A ZERO!!! You did score a pretty sick "shart" line so all is forgiven if you come to the next scrabble meetup. Love you, miss you, where are you, please come back, John

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Suffer as I have

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Hey buddy, just checking in on you. Are you coming to the Scrabble tournament that I will be hosting over at Ricky's? It would be a blast, we got crackers and some brewskis. Did you see what Andrew did? Holy cow! Anyways. Stay frosty. Love John

hello old pal its been a while! I thought Ricky was banned from playing scrabble he keeps using sounds as words ://// but regardless I will join! Andrew has always been out of line but this was the cherry on the icing on the cake which is on top! im always icy my man

kindest delusions,

jacks

[johnfootball12]

remember when we were beasts

once a beast always a beast

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hey girl did you know that uhhhh monterey bay aquarium recently cultivated siphonophores

I dare the siphonophores to take one step into western germany

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person with dick

mngggghfhhhh

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man

what team is your favoprite

[johnfootball12]

how would like to experience of the ethereal wonder of jellyfish. come my friend. let us explore this whooooole new world together

Jellyfish didst grace the waters of yesteryear. Their ethereal forms, akin to celestial orbs adrift, did shimmer with translucent beauty, as if forged by the hand of the divine. Yet, their grace belied a perilous aspect, for their tendrils, swathed in softness, bore venomous stings that couldst bring discomfort to any unfortunate soul who dareth cross their path. Thus, whilst the jellyfish didst enthral with its enchanting visage, one must tread with caution, lest thou befall the wrath of these captivating denizens of the sea. Hark! I humbly accept thine gracious invitation, and shall eagerly attend thy gathering, partaking in mirth and feasting with joyful heart.

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laidies one at a time ahaaaa, john got severe object permanence issues and can't focus on all of you at once ahaa

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bro

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ETERNAL FLAMES ARE INCINERATING ME. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME BUT YOU JUST WATCHED ME BURN. BRO THIS BRO THAT MY HEART IS BRO-KEN.