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Adam and Eve

at the first days of the world existence 🌿

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some hot takes about Asileverse!AU and my thoughts/confessions

Charlie is one of the few virgins in the sexual sense (never been with a man or a woman); she's not actually a virgin because she's already had children

the only 100% virgin who, unlike Charlie, hasn't had children yet is Lute

I absolutely dislike Alastor/Rosie aka radiorose as a romantic ship (surprise!! no, not a surprise, if you know me), and I generally hate the concept of Alastor having a traditional sexual/romantic attraction to 💅 someone special 💅 as a form of love (because this smells like "bbbut sex is the supreme act of intimacy")

within the Asileverse!AU Alastor and Rosie are friends-spouses who can cuddle and lick each other + with non-sexual BDSM privileges

also I dislike 95% of the established fanon lol

I love black/dark-skinned human!Husk, but can't believe in a black/dark-skinned Alastor (because of afterlife design, Jim Crow laws and often reducing a character to a woobie position)

the only pairing within the og show that I sympathize with is Adam/Lute (which for reasons previously explained, however, is irrelevant in the Asileverse!AU)

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What's your favorite color?

deep green and many tones of red ❤️ I'm green-eyed IRL and love warm colors

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it's time to make a confession that I have a cat!!

she's seven years old, nervous and very grumpy (and bites if she doesn't like something)

my roommate found her in our courtyard when she was a three-week-old kitten and cried, now she's a fourth child in my family

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random Alastor during his mortal life

he was red-haired, had moustache and wore monocle since eighteen years (anisometropia)

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what is the maker your using? I wanna make a character too

makowka character maker II is my beloved, enjoy!

also I love Gothic Heroine and TOON ME! makers, there is a good variety and nice clothes ❤️

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hello to everyone to all five subscribers lmao lul lololol who came here 🤲

if you wanna ask me something random/shitty/non-related to main blog, then ask, I don't bite

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Velvette thoughts

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I got a bit carried away with this maker againnn (I use this when I want to relax a bit)

Roy Hardy and Matilda Domergue, Alastor's dad and mommy in future

his mom wasn't easy lassie as you can see by her face, haha

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that's how I look like now (I haven't dyed my hair red in a long time)

just an average woman

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yesterday I quit my job and now feel a little weird

I woke up at 6 a.m. this morning in a panic LOL

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random stupid things about meee

never was interested in relatioship personally (only at 20+ I understood my sexuality haha)

but I have a little booba fetish (you know this, I bet)

have crooked teeth (and have only 26 instead of 32)

some Mediterranean and Ashkenazi roots

third child

when I was a toddler, our dog was my nanny (she thought that I'm her another pup and always was near)

at fifteen I got into a car accident, car fell and overturned (all was well, only car was a little broken)

love my younger nephew a little more than elder one (I never show them this, I try to do all equally)

once I dyed hair blonde, but more often I prefer ginger red (I'm dark-haired)

my name in translation means Hope

hug you 🫂

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I'm so fucking tired

hug me, I beg you

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there weren't posts here because I was in normal state

today I'm totally not normal

hug you all 🫂

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maybe to begin draw porn

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I WANT to do things and I'm TIRED