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Deleting all my posts cause I'm honestly not the same bitch I was a year or so ago and honestly they're so embarrassing 💀💀 I might post again who knows

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A brief compendium of my favorite French learning resources – enjoy!

Basics

Wikipedia’s pages on French phonology [x] and ortography [x] are useful introductions to the language. If you don’t feel like reading them in their entirety, I suggest you have a look at this chart [x].

Cool little website on French phonetics (trust me, learning IPA will help you a lot with French) [x]

Forvo [x] is also great for pronunciation!

Leconjugueur [x]

Dictionaries and checkers

Wordreference [x]

Reverso context [x] – I’m not exceedingly fond of their dictionary, but this translation tool can be a goldmine (as long as you don’t resort to mindless copy-pasting), as it provides context.

Larousse (monolingual dictionary) [x]

Wiktionary [x] – provides phonetic transcription

Linguee [x] – dictionary w/ context  

Bonpatron [x] – grammar/spell checker, 10/10 will save your life

Listening

Ladictée.fr [x] – dictation can be boring but it’s crucial in French.

Radio France Internationale [x] – you can listen to regular programmes or, if you’re a beginner, check out their News in simple French [x]

YouTube: I don’t really follow any French learning/teaching channels, so I don’t know about those, but among the ones I’ve suscribed to I’d recommend Linguisticae [x] and Le fil d’actu [x]. You might also want to have a look at @awesomefrench‘s YouTubers masterlist [x]

You can browse through my French music tag [x] if you’d like, or check out my Random French music masterpost [x] (you’ll find many great additions by just as many lovely people in the notes)

French movies recommendations [x] by @studybusy

A list of French movies (part 1 [x] and 2 [x]) by @themessyjournals

Reading

A list of French newspapers [x]

Great book recommendations [x]

My Masterpost on French books [x]

This list of French Books PDFs [x] by @lovelybluepanda

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don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

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when ppl add “jagiya” in non korean fanfics a little bit of my soul dies

Things in Kpop That Need to Die

adding “eu” to the end of words (snakeu, speakeu, etc.)

“woozi is yoongi’s son”

“jUnkOoK oPPa”

claiming all girl groups are the same

“when someone says all the members look the same” *inserts picture of angry idol*

“when someone asks why you listen to kpop when you dont speak korean” *inserts picture of angry idol*

“when someone says anything remotely negative about kpop” *inserts picture of angry idol*

we get it, you’re 12.

Fan Wars!! What’s the point???????

SEXUALIZING UNDERAGE IDOLS!!!!!

leaking private pictures??? it’s gross???

only stanning 1 member of a group 

putting “jagiya” in non korean fan fiction

using korean words in every day life even though you don’t even remotely speak korean (ex: that’s not very daebak you pabo)

yes that is a real sentence someone has said to me

spamming idols posts with “daddy”

“im gonna move to korea i’m just so in love with the culture uwu”

“i wish i was reborn as a korean”

“im not interested in any boys at school because im so in love with my 12 korean exo oppars”

“im gonna audition for bighit because its my dream to make music”

no its not

you probably had no interest in music until you saw taehyungs face

your white koreaboo ass only wants to meet ur BTS oppars and nothing else

you probably dont even know what a fermata is dont come at me saying your dream is to make music when you’ve never put in effort to learn anything about music

“i only stan new groups”

“older groups have no talent”

calling girls group members sluts for wearing a short skirt and a bralette when y’all will faint over jackson ripping his shirt off on stage

calling someone racist for asking a korean how he learned english and then heading over to twitter to defend dreads and blackface on idols.

“kpop is my life”

“i cant wait until *insert underage idol* turns 18! omo im such a pedo noona”

stooooooooooooooooop

feel free to add more

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somebody save him

Remember when Jungkook I thought the emergency exit was an actual exit and the alarm went off and he low-key freaked out….

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not risking shit

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

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Dating Mark Tuan Would Include...

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Dating Namjoon (RM) includes

i feel like namjoon is the type to straight up ask for what he wants 

after some heavy thinking tho

y'all would be such a fashionable couple

but not all the time 

sometimes namjoon’s clothes be doing the most 

but its okay cause his dimples make up for it 

his dimples are the best thing since goD y'all can fight me idc 

he’ll be in middle of explaining some deep shit and he’d get so into and start smiling and his dimples will show and- 

 wow i juST LO V E 

i mean you love 

fuck it we all love his dimples

anyway

first aid kit. at all times

this man doesn’t know how to not hurt himself

i feel like some dates with namjoon would be to a coffee shop 

or a library 

somewhere thats not too loud so he can have meaningful conversations with you 

dates with namjoon can be disastrous

he’s dropped m a n y cups at many restaurants and coffee shops

you went golfing once for a date

you’re not allowed back there again 

naMJOOM CAN GET SO ANNOYINGLY HORNY DURING YOUR DATES LMAO 

you went to the cinema to see this film you’ve been wanting to see

half an hour in and his hands and mouth are all over you 

dID SOMEONE SCREAM SKINSHIP

this boy will not h e s i t a t e to show that you’re together 

ass grabbing 

ass grabbing 

ass grabbi- 

he teaches you Korean and every time, he insists on putting on his ‘teacher glasses' 

it keeps distracting you when you’re actually trying to make an effort to learn cause he looks hot af

and this smug lil shit knooows 

“you’ve been doing an awful lot of staring since we started this lesson, are you okay” he asked, eyebrow raised and smirking

his intelligence is the hottest thing bYE 

talking so passionately about something he loves and you cant just stop smiling cause 

wOW

when y'all fight lmAO

he’s constantly coming up with smart, witty and ultimately annoying comebacks 

and you’re there, looking up at this big ass tree glaring at him telling him that his dick is small as shit and to shut the fuck up cause you lowkey ran out of smart comebacks yourself 

“you’re being childish" 

"no you’re being childish” you say sticking out your tongue

KNOCK KNOCK 

WHAT’S THAT 

HIS DADDY KINK

he thinks its only fair that you call him daddy since he calls you baby girl

he’s such a fucking nerd

he dead ass brought up the pythagorean theorm whilst sex

he killed the mood so bad that you had to push him off you and hold a funeral

you’re such a nerdy couple i can not emphasis this enough 

the other members will deadass leave the room when it’s the two of you together 

cause y'all be talking about some philosophical type shit and like wtf 

sometimes the members even wonder if you’re speaking actual proper words cause the shit that comes out of both of your mouths are like ???? 

basically you two are like the power couple

overall you two have such a nice, nerdy ass relationship. its so cute

until he gives you the dick of a lifetime and doesn’t eat the booty like groceries but like a fucking 5 course Gordon Ramsey meal

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Dating Taehyung (V) includes

he’s such a child omfg i love him 

he’d be so confused regarding his feelings towards you 

end up confiding in jimin about the girl he makes an extra effort to make laugh and be around 

“I think you like her, V" 

“should i ask her out?“ 

“definitely" 

and when he does its just the purest thing y'all i c an t 

taehyung is romantic af dont lie 

he’ll get you a flower when confessing

and you’d wouldn’t be able to stop smiling cause hes just so sw E E T

speaking of smiles 

box smiles for d a y s

you’d do what ever you could to make him smile cause it just makes you weak asf 

along with his puppy eyes you’re just completely under his spell

and he knows this 

“hey Y/N can we get this, please”

“no, thats expensive”

*insert puppy eyes and box smile* 

“please?”

“urgh fine" 

speaking of expensive 

G U C C I 

gucci everything hoe 

he’d buy you gucci toothpaste if he could 

he’s so into skinship 

he’ll hold your hand in public

and kiss you 

but only on the cheek

cause lips kisses are reserved specially for your alone time 

V doesnt strike me as the jealous type 

but if he’s feeling insecure about a guy he’ll straight up ask you about it 

no beating around the bush 

Tae is not one for getting angry 

but when he does

 ooohhh boi is it hot asf

 his voice drops like 3 octaves 

you once got into an argument with him and his voice dro P P ED and you just had to take a fucking moment cause 

d a m n 

I feel like he can switch from big spoon to little spoon

but mostly big spoon 

DATES WITH V ARE CUTE ASF 

dates to places like the park

or the zoo 

y'all dont even have to go out 

building forts out of pillows and duvets on a quiet sunday when it’s drizzling outside 

Tae will always buy you cute jewellery if he sees it 

you have like 4 necklaces, 6 rings and like 184738 bracelets 

you make V weak asf when you’re in his clothes

 you once wore a hoodie that was even big on him

 he saw you and could not stop smiling and laughing to himself

 "wow my honey is so cute”

he’s rapping like all the time

he’ll do it subconciously while washing dishes or something

he’ll rap about anything tbh

when will he feature on cypher im waiting

 HE LOVES KIDS LIKE HE LOVES OXYGEN OKAY

 he wants like 5 kids

 and maybe 10 dogs aswell idk

 hella family oriented

 pIGGYBACK RIDES

 lots and lots of backhugs 

he rests his chin either on your head or shoulder when he hugs you from behind 

LMAO you cant rest your chin on either cause mans tall asf

so you just end up with your arms wrapped around him and your face buried in his back

inside jokes for d a y s that leave you guys a giggling mess

lowkey annoys the other members when you suddenly burst out laughing about something

probably salty that they don’t have a significant other to have inside jokes with lmao 

i heard someone sAY TICKLE FIGHTS

always end up with you pinned on the floor a laughing mess cause V is way stronger than you and you’re ticklish everywhere

his hands just tickling you on your neck and stomach 

he blows raspberrys on your stomach cause it makes you laugh even harder

sometimes they can lead into small kisses leading up slowly to your neck then eventually your mouth

slow and long kisses leave you all soft and loved

but sometimes depending on his mood his kisses are fast and teasing asf

leaving you begging him for more

and then there are his o t h e r type of kisses that leave your lips a swollen and bruised mess 

those kisses always end up travelling down your neck, leaving hickeys behind

lowkey your favourite type of kiss tho

right y'all 

time for s I N

we all know tae doesnt even bother keeping his tongue in his mouth on a normal basis 

so when times like this come his WILL use it

and use it extremely well

sometimes he doesn’t have to get his dick involved to make you come 

V’s into foreplay pass it on 

dont get V twisted

he can be rough as hell if he wants to be

and that deep voice of his

whispering impure thoughts and desires

him calling you baby with that deep voice of his 

“come on baby, grind for me”

okay wO W 

moving on 

afterwards he’ll cuddle you so tight and tell you how much he loves you, his beautiful hands playing with your hair

hands down a relationship with V will make you feel like a child again

so youthful

so hopeful

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Dating Jungkook includes

golden maknae my ass 

me may be good at not asking you out 

poor boy 

was a stuttering mess when he came to ask you out 

V had to come and help when he spent the last 3 minutes saying “so Y/N i was wondering” 

when y’all finally get into the relationship be prepared

jungkook competitive aF

like he’ll turn anything into a competition

anything

“Jungkook im gonna go head up and brush my teeth”

“not if i gO BRUSH MY TEETH FI R S T”

you know those boyfriends that let their girlfriends win and video games on purpose?

yeah hes not one of those 

he came here to win 

“babe this is the 6th time you won can you just please let me-”

 “no"

 diD SOMEONE SAY MATCHING OUTFITS

 Jungkook just lives to see you in his white shirts tbh

 will not initiate skinship unless hes sure that 100% okay with it

but he’s all for a cheeky butt squeeze

a jealous kookie is a scary kookie

he once threw some major hands when some guys catcalled you

when another guy stares at you for too long he’ll get that look in his eyes

its lowkey hot tho

when your attention is on some other male he’ll get crazy quiet and do that cute pout thing

you’ll have to pull him aside and grab his face and whisper

“jeon jungkook you are the one im fucking, theres no need to get jealous”

 JUNGKOOK IS A MAJOR HICKEY ADDICT DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS 

 when jungkook’s not attacking your skin, hes giving you actual kisses

 his kisses are so soft and sweet and caring and wow i am s o f t  

HE'S SUCH A BIG SPOON BY E 

dont worry about him cheating 

boy can barely look you in the eye 

let alone another girls lmao 

dates with jungkook are fun

 you'll go to funfairs when ever you can

 just so he can win you something 

you have like 6 plushies now

 he’s just a cute bunny boyfriend in general

 apART FROM IN BED OH BOY 

innocent whER E ???

 dominant aSF

he may not be good at asking people out but hes good at everything else 

i mean e v e r y t h i n g 

wink wink nudge nudge 

anyway

 afterwards he'll cuddle you and kiss your shoulders and tell you how much he loves you

 jungkook just loves you so much 

like, so much 

he's just awkward asf sometimes when it comes to showing affection

 leave him alone okay he's still new to this whole relationship thing

 but that's okay cause you'll help him through it

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I relate to this on a spiritual level

Bias wrecker: *Getting out of line.

Me:

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what did we do to deserve him

Things Everyone Should Know About Min Yoongi

Or just reasons to love him. (From the POV of a Yoongi stan)

loves music

LYRICAL GENIUS

raps faster than the speed of light. hella control over his voice

plays the piano

amazing on stage; in his element

his mixtape saved hiphop. saved lives. saved the world goddamn Yoongi

AGUSTD - Intro: Dt sugA (ft. DJ Friz)                                                                        - AgustD                                                                                                      - give it to me                                                                                              -skit                                                                                                            -724148                                                                                                      -140503 at dawn                                                                                        -The Last                                                                                                    -Tony Montana (ft. Yankie)                                                                          -Interlude ; Dream, Reality                                                                          -so far away (ft. Suran) 

he produced the entire thing. it didn’t feel like individual tracks on an album. it felt very complete, in a way i’ve never seen before.

released this masterpiece to the world for free; on soundcloud, on a google drive, on mediafire, on spotify…

He had no problematic lyrics on his mixtape. He doesn’t imitate or glorify modern American hiphop. There are no meaningless lyrics, no misogyny, no materialism or racial slurs. Instead, he talks about himself and builds on that.

worked on his mixtape in between his schedule. sometimes while on the plane, sometimes while working on other music for BTS.

Has a polar bear protection bracelet. Really likes polar bears.

was the happiest person in the world when he met Kumamon it was all too adorable

Very socially aware. Wants to use his fame to shift people’s attention to global problems.

When he and Taehyung got sick and were rushed to the hospital, they ended up having to cancel the concert in Kobe. During his vacation time, he went to the stadium they were supposed to perform in by himself and wrote a post about it in the fancafe. He sat in the seats of the stadium and forced himself to imagine the fans’ emotions on the day that was supposed to be the concert. He wrote  a long apology. He felt so guilty it kept him awake every night since the incident. He didn’t know what else to do. He promised never to let the fans down again and to work harder. 

works from from 12 am - 6 am on music. even after a full day of training or concert preparation or filming. only to sleep for 2 or 3 hours or not at all to start the next day. sleeps whenever he gets the chance. gives the day’s events his full energy regardless. 

when BTS had to pack for their backpacking trip through Europe, he was the one that remembered to pack medicine and first aid supplies. he cleaned up before leaving the hotel room. helped cook. was in charge of their budget. 

wrote/composed/produced some of BTS’s best songs:                              -Tomorrow                                                                                                  -Nevermind                                                                                                -Intro (HYYH pt. 1)                                                                                      -Dead Leaves                                                                                            -Fun Boyz                                                                                                  -Just One Day                                                                                            -Let Me Know                                                                                              -Paldogangsan (with Hoseok & Namjoon)                                                  -Cypher pt 1, 2, & 3 (with Hoseok & Namjoon)

participates in the making of almost every BTS song

he looks gorgeous in every hair colour he’s literally so beautiful

once said he would sue Bighit if his hair started falling out lmao

his smile that shows his gums

laughs in 10 different ways

his voice sounds beautiful in Whalien52 aka one of my favourite songs

in the song “Move” he dedicated his section to his mom, who was sick after she gave birth to him

in “If I ruled the world” he dreams, if he could have anything, it would be to buy a house for his family

danced around his studio in the early hours of the morning when “Nevermind” was approved to be the intro of HYYH pt.2

really likes lamb skewers. Wants to open a lamb skewer restaurant with Jungkook

his only goal is to make music that gives people emotions (comfort). the root of his passion, goes back to when he started making music at the age of 13.

his dream was to perform at Olympic Gymnastics Arena. At the end of the concert, he looked for his parents and brother in the crowd. When he saw them, he smiled and got on the floor to do a deep bow, the kind where your forehead touches the ground. This is when he sobbed for the first time at a concert.

at fansigns, fans get to write them a question. “What’s more important? Face or body?” is asked a lot, not just to BTS but all Kpop groups. Yoongi is the only one that writes a third option, “Personality” and circles it and writes that it is the most important. He does this every time the question comes up.

When given the question, “What type of girl?” or “What type of style do you like in a girl?” He circles all of them.

his ideal type is someone who likes music and someone he can communicate with. there are never any other specifications.

when asked for the ideal weight in a girl, he writes a ridiculous number

when asked what age difference he would date, he wrote “81 years” lol

tells everyone to eat well and take care of themselves. loves his fans more than anything.

extremely open-minded person

when he and Namjoon were being disrespected by Bfree during an interview, he stayed calm and handled the situation well. Then proceeded to drAG THE HELL OUT OF HIM IN CYPHER PT. 2

the “S” in Suga stands for “Savage”

literally sarcastic all the time

“If we’re talking about regrets you should think of some of your past selcas” - to Jimin

relatable

king of “I meant to do that”

the time he and Hoseok reacted to a “Try not to laugh challenge” of their own members and Yoongi laughed so hard he choked

his existence is pretty much art in itself

the thing he does when his members are doing something embarrassing and he just curls up and covers his face

“Min Suga. Genius. Those two words should be enough. *shrugs*”

“I want to reincarnate and be a rock in my next lifetime”

“I’m Father Louis Williams Suga Adams the Third”

“I’m good at doing ugly stuff”

“I was destined to be taller, but there were some errors in my development.”

“I’d like to introduce you to my lover…this neckpillow"

“I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country”

on his first birthday after he debuted, he spent his own money to make small gifts for his fans and hand-wrote over 300 notes for the fans that were going to come to see him on his birthday. he spent a long time because he wanted to make each note different. at the event, he got embarrassed because “it’s not much but I hope you all like it”. he learned that instead of 300, 350 came and he made 50 more to send to them. 

the next year, he made packages again but this time with transportation cards so the fans could use them when they came to see them. hand-written letters again, signed polaroids and ordered special envelopes. 

gave Jimin his credit card to charge the passes with, and when Jimin jokingly said he’s going to spend his money on snacks, Yoongi unhesitatingly said “Okay”

he did something again this year, but just didn’t vlog about it.

took pictures of Jungkook at his graduation like he was a proud parent 

the time when he and Hoseok lost a game and didn’t get dinner. Jimin brought them a crab from their table, and Yoongi let Hoseok have it. “Seeing my dongsaeng eat makes me feel full.“ 

Bangtan love him. They say Yoongi takes care of them well, especially his dongsaengs. He’s the one that silently takes care of them all.

The time Yoongi took Jimin out to eat sushi, and while Jimin was tying his shoes, Yoongi paid and told him they could go. “Of course, I’m the hyung.“ 

says his members are his closest friends. says Bighit is like a family

when Hoseok was celebrating New Years alone in the dorms, Yoongi left his family and showed up with chicken just so Hoseok wouldn’t have to spend new years by himself

Maschine mk2 review what a nerd

that time he tried to install a music editing software and ranted for 10 years on the fancafe because technology is problematic 

that one time Yoongi got really passionate about coffee and said he needed 309 people to help him “catch” coffee

does reviews and gives insight on all of BTS’s albums

the time he sang his heart out with Hoseok for “I was able to eat well” and sounded terrible 

the time they had a high note challenge and Yoongi sang so “high” that no noise came out

so extra. all the time.

“the director said it would only take 5 minutes. It’s been exactly 4 minutes and 58 seconds" 

that time he had to introduce himself and pulled confetti out of his pocket and threw it over himself 

but also unamused

he is a paradox

“I want to go baaaaaaaack”

easily put in his place by Jin, his hyung. But also ignores all of his jokes.

cannot dance for his life (literally flailing in DOPE) but is a really good dancer (FIRE ????)

he just works hard

unhesitatingly kicked Jimin in the balls when he started dancing over his legs while he was trying to sleep. didn’t even wake up.

that time Taehyung was really nervous on stage and kept stuttering and messing up his words. the members laughed and poked fun at him, but Yoongi shushed them and the audience and told Taehyung to breathe and relax and start again. This time Taehyung didn’t stutter

literally a deadass person at the awards show until Namjoon was up next to perform and Yoongi couldn’t stop being hyped and looking for him

makes fun of his members all the time but always makes sure they’re comfortable

witty but never crude

says he’s not always the best at expressing himself verbally, but wants everyone to know he is always thankful

kindest, bravest, strongest person to ever grace this earth. blesses the lives of everyone he touches

There are certain things I didn’t include in there, because they are a part of his mixtape and I think that speaks for itself. 

To Min Yoongi, thank you. 

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Bokuto: I’m straight

Akaashi: *Literally exists*

Bokuto: