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yasssss

Everytime you reblog this picture, an homophobe gets kicked from a custom match.

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Instructions for a walk in the woods

Never turn around to check behind you. You’ll see nothing, but once you start doing it you won’t be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you don’t lock your house’s door behind you. 

If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Don’t answer. Never answer. 

You’ll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. It’s okay, they’re just checking on you. 

Don’t be scared, but be really, really wary.

If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, don’t. You’ll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it. 

You never know what may be buried under the soil you’re walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it won’t wake up. 

Be careful not to step on any beetle, or you’ll never get rid of them. 

If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it. 

Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, you’re just another piece of fresh meat.

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That moment

When you reach for let's say a lubricant for sexy time and bottles start rocketing out the spring loaded trap 20 bottles land all over hitting the old lady next to you In the foot who is innocently shopping for vitamins so she can prolong dying.

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Self analysis

Emotionally I'm made out of clitoris: Very sensitive!

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I Miss my hipster hair

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"It's Nothing Joe's getting a Lil nervous cause we're in the ghetto."

JOHN BEALL

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I've shared a video with you from Glide

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Sexy music

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Thankful

So earlier this week the ignition went out on my car. I got quoted 700 dollars or 170 for a rekey which may or may not work. I had a spare set of keys in Albuquerque nm a state away. Luckily my dad mailed them and long story short, my car is alive again.

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Show me what you're up to on Glide video texting. Add me from

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Fair enough I just want a sandwhich.

Do I want a boyfriend? No not really. Do I want boys to be interested in me? Absolutely.

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I heard from my friends About the things you said they know me better then that Theu know my weaknesses

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A promise to myself.

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I use to call you on your house phone

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Just trying to get to work on time like....

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Kill on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/212012582

You know you do you kill me well you like it too and can tell you'll never stop until my final breathe is gone