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Mak // 27 // she/her // a:tla, jjba, and jjk account. Nsfw at times; tagged as such. I tag almost everything!
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Buying you time
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a vengeful spectre. those who approach her notice her resemblance to a beloved knight who lost her life to the sea.
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Colloquialisms.
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U know that feeling when u live alone and u love the solitude until none of ur friends live near u and ur just alone aaaaall the time and ur kinda sick of ur own company
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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who keeps donating yaoi to the local used bookstore
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A 30-piece Matryoshka doll made at “Igrushka” wooden toy factory in Semyonov. Photo by V. Izvolensky (1966).
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Y'all know that one saying when people speculate about someone's sexuality "bi until proven differently", so when will it be acceptable saying "ace until proven differently"?
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十種影法術 / Ten Shadow Technique
A cursed technique inherited by members of the Zenin Clan, with offensive/defensive attacks. It creates, summons, and manipulates shikigami of 10 types.
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just learned about farming simulator
I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it
Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?
Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.
Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.
There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.
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double sided standee design i spent forever on. im unwell
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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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IwaOi x the Witcher Au
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Bokuaka comic inspired by Parks and Recs to honor my origins.
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