jottscoplin

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Sorry for the hiatus.

Also, I think Scut Fargus and Grover Dill would be a great duo Halloween costume

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this post goes out to all the puppyboys 🫡 thank you. thank you for everything you do

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as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

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I... I usually do a list of things to do the next day at like 3 in the morning before i pass out if it's many but simple tasks, right? I have things such as remember to work in a shower before working on commissions, and the fact that i have a 'mogus game with some pals at 3 but.

what???

what is the item nice pupper????

what????

what task is this we don't own dogs????

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

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SS from my “art” Pinterest board

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Me, in the car: *listening to music*

My mom: *starts talking*

Me: *takes off headphones to hear*

Mom: *stops talking*

Me: *puts headphones back on*

Mom: *starts talking again*

Me: *takes headphones off*

Mom: *stops talking*

Me: *leaves headphones off*

Mom: *doesn’t talk for the rest of the drive*

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Not now kitten, daddy’s crying because he went to Costco

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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😭❤️

heartstopper - reductress [2/?] / memes [45/?]

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heartstopper - reductress [1/?] / memes [42/?]

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I’m gonna buy this and make a horny spider army

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

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2014 was a fucking trainwreck