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"Faling in love" Yep. Sounds 'bout right.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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Mothers and Fuckers of the Jurry! It's story time.

When I was a wee Lil one, I bravely wrote and posted my first fanfic.

A dark!PercyxNico Di Angelo fanfic.

It was horrible.

But I sat there over the course of 6 months writing a chapter a week. 24 chapters of cringe, run on sentences, in which I didn't know what a fucking comma was. Every day, I cracked my knuckles, opened my laptop, and I wrote with my SOUL.

I have since deleted that account cause you best believe little me had more weird shit.

I said that all to say this. As cringe as my stories were, they were made by a PERSON. I sat down and I wrote that cringe myself. I put my heart and my soul into that trash. Anyone who uses AI to write their fics? Disgusting.

Why?

Just why?

What are you doing with your lives?

Fanfiction, no matter how cringy, is how we interact with the Fandom. Its how we show passion. We sit down and we write cringe because people like our cringe!

You're not writing fanfiction, you're taking ideas scraped from other fics. 'Immitation is the highest form of flattering that mediocrity can give to greatness' exCEPT ITS NOT FLATTERING.

WRITE YOUR OWN FICS

CRINGE AT YOUR OWN FICS

READ IT AND WONDER 'Did I use this adjective too many times?'

FANFICTION IS A PASSION

THIS? THIS BULLSHIT? IS A DISGRACE.

IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS BAD, NO ONE WAS GOOD WHEN THEY STARTED. I WAS TERRIBLE WHEN I STARTED. BE TERRIBLE, BE NERVOUS, BE HUMAN.

Fuck AI.

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THANK YOU- OHMYGODS- IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FINALLY SAY THIS TO SOMEONE-

ALSO- YES??? EXCEPT IM LIKE- 99% SURE THEY HAD TO HURT THE CYCLOPS CAUSE THE LOTUS MADE HIM PASS OUT OVER THE EXIT??? I DONT KNOW??? BUT LIKE, IF NOTHING ELSE, POLITIES COULD HAVE CONVINCED ODY NOT TO SAY HIS NAME, CAUSE BRO WOULS BE A L I V E

AND IF THE OTHER CREW MEMBERS DIED? POLITIES COULD HELP ODY NOT TURN TO GIVING HIS LIFE AWAY-

Imagine as Polities is dying, Thanatos appears, dark robe and black wings spread. A figure of fear for many, a mercy to some. And to Polities, he greets death the same way he greeted lifes light and miracle.

With open arms.

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OKAY- YOU KNOW WHAT- IM GONNA YAP-

IF POLITIES HADNT DIED, ODYSSEUS'S 'My name is nobody' TRICK WOULDVE WORKED, SO HED NEVER HAVE BEEN IN THAT MESSED UP MENTAL STATE AND POLITIES WOULDVE STOPPED HIM FROM HANDING OVER HIS NAME, SOCIAL SECURITY, AND ADDRESS TO POLYPHEMUS. SO POLYPHEMUS CANT TURN TO POSEIDON, POSEIDON DOESN'T MAKE THE STORM, AND THEIR VOYAGE IS SAFE TO ITHACA.

BUT POLITIES DIED, SO EPIC HAPPENED.

Imagine as Polities is dying, Thanatos appears, dark robe and black wings spread. A figure of fear for many, a mercy to some. And to Polities, he greets death the same way he greeted lifes light and miracle.

With open arms.

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Well you see-

It's either this, orrrrrr:

Imagine as Polities is dying, Thanatos appears, dark robe and black wings spread. A figure of fear for many, a mercy to some. And to Polities, he greets death the same way he greeted lifes light and miracle.

With open arms.

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Find a man like my dad, who when he needs to wake you real early, he'll do it with coffee. Mornings suck, but coffee is nice

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a sitting platypus

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Make a rp blog, They said.

It'll be fun, They said.

They didn't tell me it could be overwhelming if you're the only one rping a character.

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Alright, y'all. Anyone who's american, listen up. I don't know any of you guys actually follow the news or anything, but there's been a giant breach in security. So you fuckers need to change any passwords related to your emails. Anything online. Change. It.

Examples include but are not limited to: YouTube accounts, discord, tumblr, your email, your banking information. You are not limited to this. Change. Your. Passwords.

Sources:

Be safe out there fuckers.

(Also id suggest starting with changing banking password)

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Hey, don't be sad,

Cut up yellow onion, tomatoes, carrots, bell pepper, zucchini, and set it on a baking pan surrounded by 1 head of garlic and drizzle olive oil and any spices you want

Bake at 350°f or 176°c for about an hour or until roasted how you like

Take them out, remove the garlic head to let it cool a bit, then in a blender at the veggies, about a block of feta cheese, squeeze the garlic cloves into the blender, about 3 tbsp tomato paste, pepper, salt lightly, chili flakes if so desired (less is more, i do about 3 dashes)

Ad about half a cup of whipping cream or milk and blend it (milk fpr more liquidy and cream for creamy)

As your blending, add cream or milk until desired texture is reached

Make whatever pasta youd like, strain, throw back into pot, add the veggie sauce, and eat.

(Notes: Measure veggies with your heart, measure the cheese with your heart, measure it all with your heart. Less is more with the chili flakes. While you can use milk, id suggest the whipping cream. Youre only supposed to use about 1/2 cup cream but i find it doesnt blend so well. Do what your ass can afford, and enjoy.)

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OKAY- CAN WE P L E A S E TALK MORE ABOUT HOW WEIRD THE SADIE/WALT/ANUBIS THING IS!?! (ಥ◡ಥ)

CAUSE, LIKE, RICK. UNCLE RICK. WHAT WERE YOU DOING???

SADIE IS WHAT? 13???

WALT IS 16???

WHICH ISNT BAD BY ITSELF, IF A BIT BIG FOR TEENAGERS,

BUT YOU ADD FUCKING ANUBIS???

THIS FUCKER IS AT LEAST 5,000 FUCKING YEARS OLD, BUT WALT AND SADIE ARE SPERMS COMPARED TO HIM

I SWEAR THIS ISNT HATE, BUT I BELIEVE IT WARRANTS A GOOD WHAT THE FUCK

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PSA: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT DIG THROUGH YOUR PANTRY AND DECIDE TO COOK THE PASTA THREE YEARS PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE.

BEST CASE, ITLL KILL YOU. WORST CASE, YOUR STOMACH WILL FEEL LIKE ITS TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF YOUR CROTCH LIKE A BABY HELLSPAWN

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Okay- but for children of Tyr, what counts as a challenge? Cause TJ tells us he can't decline a challenge due to being a son of Tyr, right? So where is the line???

Obviously if he's told the words 'I challenge you to ____' then he has to accept.

But would I dare count?

Does this man fear truth or dare? If someone says 'Dude, I dare you to ____' does he have to accept?

If he were to be scrolling on Instagram or TikTok and some influencer started a video with 'I challenge you to ____' does that count as a challenge?

What are the limitations???

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I've been experiencing Alex Fierro brainrot as of late, so naturally that means headcanon time. (Its bad yall. I literally painted my nails pink and green.) Angst will be included.

Alex probably dyed his/her hair a variety of colors before settling on green, and if asked, can show you photos of when it was purple, blue, even tip dyed yellow, just to name a few.

Kids in Chasespace sometimes like to make pottery pieces for Alex. Alex keeps all of them on a shelf.

In the second book I believe, it's mentioned Alex had younger siblings. So I headcanon that Alex didn't take on a parental role so to speak, but he/she does know how to make a decent mcfuckit meal for when his/her step mother just- didn't fucking care.

On that note. I feel like Alex's dad is the type to be like 'men don't cook' (read as: admit he doesnt know a basic life skill)

Now back to Alex.

He/she liked playing in the rain as a child,

As much of a smartass as Alex is, you will catch him/her six feet under and decomposed a second time before you see him/her being rude to a retail worker. (Unless theyre being an asshole)

Some kids in Chasespace like asking Alex to throw them onto the couches.

Like- throw them over his/her shoulder and just fucking toss them onto the couches type of throw.

There will be more to come soon, :D

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Ah yes. Making out to the death.

This is a random headcanon but I feel like Alex simply just- doesn't cut his/her hair often. Like, yeah, it gets cut when it get inconvenient or when it needs to get evened out. Like if Alex's Garote cuts off a chunk by accident or it cuts sliced in battle, Alex will even it out. But other than that, it just gets redyed and tied up.

Long haired Alex is amazing to me.

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Found some badass Alex fanart :333

Alex Fierro please <3

get yourself a baddie who can do BOTH

PRIDE DAY #3 - ALEX FIERRO (CANON)

send me asks/requests for pride month like last year!! pick any canon or headcanon lgbtq+ character for me to draw (almost) every day

baby’s first alex fierro art kinda nervous what the masses will think (sweating)