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The problematic one

>"So, you have come seeking a problem to solve." >I have come seeking a problem to solve. >"For what purpose do you come seeking a problem to solve?" >I come seeking a problem to solve because I have solved all other problems. >"And why do you come seeking a problem to solve after having solved all other problems?" >I hunger for more problems. >"Am I thus mistaken to believe that you plan to be back here again, asking for more problems." >You are not mistaken. >"Then you know your next task already." >Please, any problem but that. >"Bargaining was never in our agreement." >You are right. >"Go."

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The angel on my shoulder: "Do the dishes tonight. Wake up right to the satisfying sight of a nice clean kitchen | :^) "

The devil on my shoulder: "A fool is he who would waste even one femtosecond doing the dishes tonight; the angel's guarantee that you will wake from your slumber is questionable at best! >:^P "

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The past participle of "mind" should be mound

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Back in my day...

"Doom scroll" was a legendary manuscript written on a piece of papyrus 16" wide, the knowledge of which only the most wizened scholars were privy...

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Is this a joke?

It feels like a joke

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Theorem: Mathematicians should start using a little sunglasses emoji at the end of proofs instead of a square

Proof: It would be badassery and coolsauce. 😎

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Shut

Speech is a failing to impart one's experiences onto another. Some words are alive; find these critters and keep them out of harm's way. Shew your new pets to someone you trust, give the requisite space for beauty to be appreciated. Give pause for new experiences. Silence is not an absence of communication, it is its fundamental form.

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Feel oold yet?

The release of "Finding Nemo" is now closer to the Neolithic age than it is to the current year. Let that sink in...

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