joyer-is-joy

[joyer-is-joy]

In a moment of vulnerability that Joyer rarely gives itself, it nods and their reply comes out in a something just above a whisper but certain nonetheless.

Absolutely. -👿

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Yeah, in between the scheming and evil.

He flips a poker chip with a finger.

I wouldn’t call us friends…we’re…like co-workers! I mean, we get along and all that but…uhh…

Being honest was hard. It was something that Joyer had denied herself for so long. She had always told herself that the Sim and Niffty were just a means to an end, but even she knew that wasn’t true.

Yeah, we all work towards the same goal: pure chaos. Once that’s achieved…we’ll part ways, I guess.

But hey, if they decide to stick around, I wouldn’t say no. Maybe. Fuck if I know. -👿

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Close enough. It’s where me and my henchmen hide out. Okay okay, I only have like one henchman and a maid that occasionally pops in. And don’t mind the bitches that come by either.

He sees his Whiteboard of Bitches on the wall, which tallies all the amount of times he’s had sex with any of them. He whacks it away with his tail quickly, suddenly self-conscious about his promiscuity in front of the princess.

Aha…anyway, you wanted a more honest picture of me? Take a look. No one else but us is home right now. I bet Sim’s out stealin’ someone’s shit again.

The tension in the air is awkward. He wasn’t sure what to make of how Kida was looking at him now, but he suddenly felt more exposed than he had in his entire existence.

It’s not much. I know. So much for an identity, I guess. Disappointed? -👿

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Joyer dries his tears. Looking into her fierce blue eyes, he could see the fire in them. She was stunning, the absolute paragon of strength in senses of the word — she was perfect.

Part of him wanted to resist, to yell back, to attack her for daring to make him question himself and his purpose. But in her commanding presence, Joyer found himself weak.

The honest side? I’m a being of deception and chaos. You’re asking a lot of me.

Actually, there might be one thing that is honest about him.

…But, I’m flexible.

He grabs the blackness of the void, tearing it apart with his hands. Behind it was the lounge of Team Joyer™️, a modest room with a couch and a poker table. It was messy. Niffty must’ve been busy in the canon timeline.

Here. We can start here, I guess. If it will please Your Majesty. -👿

He hissed Your Majesty with an exaggerated lisp, bowing slightly in a mock gesture.

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Joyer hisses at the sudden poke, backing away as she stares him down. The angered expression on his face falls as the weight of her questions finally hit.

Who is he?

God bitch, who am I? I’m Joyer! That’s who! I—

…

…

…

…I’m a joke, a mistake that never should’ve happened.

He looks away in shame, tears stinging at his eyes.

There. Fucking happy now? -👿

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Joyer pauses.

I—

What then indeed? What was there to destroy next? What would his purpose be next? He didn’t know, causing him to fall silent.

… -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

yeah Im amab... assigned MONSTER at birth... I clutch half my face RRRARRGHH... I CANT... CONTROL IT... my eyes start glowing daemon fire and I grow wings one angle one devil and I grow one horn and and claws and a tail and my teeth get big and sharp and my arms and legs are stained black red

BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER ELF GF: fight this my love... it isn't you...

[joyer-is-joy]

You can say that.

For the first time in his existence, Joyer allows himself to feel something other than unrepentant rage: sadness.

After he was destroyed, he was wiped away. Like he never happened. So was all the beautiful chaos he had caused.

His tail twitches aggressively at the memory of Peter, Daria and all those other pesky NRWEs that stood in his way.

But I will bring it all back. I will tear the Lutualverse to shreds and remake it in his image. For Father!

He begins to laugh, the sound manic and broken, before slashing at the air around him, attacking a target that didn’t exist.

That is my purpose. That is what I must do! It is what I will do! I am Joyer the Destroyer! -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Joyer stills his tail, looking up at the princess with a steady gaze. His glare softens ever so slightly, but not enough for significant character development.

Vengeful side, eh? Yeah, I can do that.

With another flick of his tail, he transports them to a black void of nothingness. He then pulls up the Thread Where It All Began for Kida to see.

This. This is where I watched my father Retep die, Kidagakash. -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

OWW!!!!

Joyer is smacked back a few dozen steps. She glares back at the princess with irritation, her tail rattling dangerously.

Okay, that was hot, but still, bitch what the fuck??? You said I could take you wherever! And here’s wherever! -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

…

(Oh god. She’s an idiot. I have to fuck her.)

Aha, yes, indeed. It’s where all the magic happens, if you catch my drift~

(Probably not.)

So!

LET’S FUUUUCK!!! -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Take me wherever you please.

As you wish!

Joyer snaps his fingers, and immediately they are transported to Joyer’s room.

First lesson princess! Sex education! 🌹-😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

He looked down at her. Kida didn’t seem hostile like his many foes, and was much more eager to talk than most. This was something he could use to his advantage…so he would.

I usually don’t play teacher, but! I’ll make an exception for you because you’re hot.

He leaps down onto the ground next to her, landing on his feet, making a bow, still holding the rose he had offered her before.

🎵I can show you the world🎵

🎵Shining, shimmering, splendid🎵

🎵Tell me, princess—

Wait wait…wrong Disney property. And I might just get sued! Let’s not do that. -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Ah, the classic isekai. Usually we just pop in here on the whims of the Bastards in Charge.

Me? Mumble? Ah no, I’m just monologuing. You know, so people know I’m evil.

He hops onto a nearby tree, slithering up it quickly like a lizard to lay on a thick branch.

So, what you gonna do now, Kidagakash? The verse is a pretty big place, perfect for just the kinda hell I’m hoping unleash. -😈

He smirks to himself.

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Argh, great. Is this one gonna a pain in the ass and a half to add to the Harem too?

In a way. It’s what happens when too many people confuse your original namesake. But I like it. It separates me from my inferior half.

Their tail twitches playfully as Kida walks around them, making a small rattle sound.

Tell me your story, gorgeous. How does another canon character so casually wander into these parts? I’m all ears.

Seriously, it seems like ever since that stupid fuck Peter killed my dad there seems to be another one every few months… -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Oh for fucks sake, if this is another goddamn NRWE tryna take my spot—

They stop in their tracks when they meet Kida’s eyes.

Oh. Why, hello there. Enchantée Kidagakash. The name’s Joyer, but you can call me Daddy~. 🌹 -😈

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈

[joyer-is-joy]

Kida hides in the bushes behind the stranger with… a tail? And horns? She was a far way from her home of Atlantis, perhaps this was customary of those from… wherever she was.

She chose to continue to follow the strange being.

( @lutual-incidentals )

Being a non canon being, Joyer could sense that he was being stalked. Still, he decides to humor the stranger who dared to interrupt his alone time. He walks on, until stopping abruptly.

Look, if this is a kink, I’m down, but you gotta tell me ahead of time. I’m kinda in high demand as the most fuckable NRWE. -😈