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(Mostly) Vikings Grillparty + Movie Night Headcanons

In no particular order. Created by @juanasunfall-blog and me. That was SO much fun!

Björn: Has to bring his own liquorice because everyone else hates it.

Thorunn: Made really nice skewers, beloved by everyone, but talks herself down about them.

Lagertha: Is vegan, eats baby carrots as a snack.

Astrid: Same as Lagertha, but you can see with every bite that she hates them.

Rollo: The Grillmaster, refuses to grill Lagertha's vegan steaks, it happens every time.

Gisla: Insisted on the 500€ Caviar, but shortly before checkout Rollo exchanged it with the 5€ one. She never notices the difference.

Ragnar: Eats chips REALLY loudly throughout the whole thing.

Aegon: Inhales a whole package of Trolli Sour Glowworms. Brought his own wine, because no one here has taste.

Hvitserk: Is down to eat anything, but is also eating chips REALLY loudly because Margrethe and Freydis won't let him try their cookies.

Margrethe and Freydis: Have baked cookies and keep them all to themselves.

Sigurd: Enjoys some Peach rings.

Ivar: Thrives on 90% Bitter Chocolate.

Floki: Eats fish. Raw.

Helga: Made a fruit salad, but after she put tomatoes in last time no one wants to try it again.

Ubbe: Doesn't eat snacks. Brought the noodle salad.

Torvi: Made said noodle salad.

Aslaug: Eats a whole box of ice cream before the movie even starts.

Harald: Salt stick enthusiast. If he's done with them he switches to rusk.

Halfdan: Brought himself a ready-to-eat salad.

Athelstan: He's really gotten into Baking TikTok recently so he brings A LOT of bread. Floki is appalled, but Ecbert has already agreed to take what's leftover.

Ecbert: Brings the Strong Alcohol and sneaks it into the dessert.

Judith: Made the dessert and made sure to use more than the recommended alcohol amount.

Alfred: Throws up from the dessert.

Aethelwulf: Was not invited, shows up when the movie starts because he saw Lagertha's stories on Instagram and doesn't want to be left out again. He brought some peanut puffs.

Aethelred: Sits in the corner. He's only here to see the movie.

And what movie do they watch you ask?

There is always an argument surrounding that, which lead to them polling it out every time. It usually goes like this:

Ragnar wants to watch some kind of documentary.

Rollo wants to catch up on DC (he thinks Marvel sucks).

Hvitserk and Ivar want to watch some Gory Horror movie, but Aegon and Freydis convince them to vote for a crime show instead.

Thorunn, Björn and Ubbe want some kind of Action movie.

Lagertha, Torvi, Helga, Gisla, Margrethe and Halfdan have agreed among themselves that it should be something with Tom Hiddleston. Sigurd agrees too.

Athelstan wants something without Sex.

Ecbert wants something with Sex, Judith acts like she's appalled, but secretly she's all for it.

Aethelred wants to watch Jurassic Park, but gets ignored. Alfred votes for it too, only because he felt bad for him.

Floki has found some obscure religious indie movie that no one else wants to see.

Harald wants to watch the new episode of Love Island.

Astrid wants to binge the new Star Wars movies, she gets shut down quickly.

Aslaug eventually goes to bed early.

The movie they settled on this time? The Devil Wears Prada.

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a silly meme I made for s4b specifically

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he did nothing what are you talking about

1x01:

FOR MY BELOVED @holy3cake <3

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nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

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that you are here with aethelflaed is the only reason you are alive.

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The best things that have ever been mine... finally actually are. Taylor Swift + discography

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For me, there can be no other country but England, no other wife but Aelswith.

(for @aelswiths)

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taglist: @sihtricfedaraaahvicius @neonhairspray @legitalicat @foxyanon @thenameswinter99

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it is actually insane how uhtred and alfred were both extremely aware of their feelings for one another and how reluctant both were to fully commit to the other— uhtred always wanted his autonomy but was always willing to do anything for alfred even when it put him at odds with his family. alfred couldnt let his religious ethics as a reformed slut be compromised with the constant temptation that uhtred presented despite how much he loved and valued him, and it made him needlessly antagonize uhtred and push him away

and so the last kingdom should be put in the LGBT category cus this was crazy

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There’s actually another favourite scene that I haven’t had the time to draw. It’s in the marsh episode, and it is hilarious to watch.

So basically, in the boat scene, Uhtred told Alfred he’s a king of nothing:

Then later when Uhtred went looking for him, he suddenly said this:

Lmao Alfred somehow still remembered that argument! And he really wanted to have the last say on that matter. That is so petty of him xD

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Vikings going to the home improvement store:

Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the gardening section: Lagertha, Ecbert

Being yelled at by employees while frantically ascending the Forbidden Orange Stairs: Bjorn

Taking sick selfies in the lighting aisle: Siggy, Thorunn

Shitting in the display toilets: Floki

Tokyo drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles: Ragnar, Torstein

Lying on the flatbed, holding on for dear life: Athelstan

Lovingly touching all the carpet samples: Helga

Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes: Kwenthrith, Rollo

Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone else ruined it: Aslaug

In the car sleeping: The Seer

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the last kingdom text posts (2/?)

Alfred edition because he's my favourite little bisexual nerd <3

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alfred + 1x07

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A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

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“What is thine gender?”

“I am a knight”

“indeed, but art thou lord or lady?”

“A sworn tool and weapon of my house in equal measure”

“prithee, what is within thy codpiece?”

“fealty to mine leige lord”

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October 24, 2022 Portrait of King Alfred (David Dawson) on the set of The Last Kingdom. Photograph by James Northcote.