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hey yall i meant to post this before but ive been running errands but basically i love jude and this group but i really cant find any muse for jude at all?? i had so many good ideas for him but when it comes to doing actual replies it just all falls apart so i had to let him go. i’m hoping to come up with another char and join again soon because youve all been so lovely!! :)

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: how much do we have to pay you

izzy: gimme a price

jude: a million dollars

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stellaokay:

“You could help me by ordering some pizza? I need brain food.”

“Isn’t brain food like, fruit or something? Not that I’m saying no to pizza, because I’m going to the Pizza Hut website right now. Just checking to see if I’m even the tiniest bit as smart as I think I am...”

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imessage ✉ jude.

rowen: wow...all of this negativity rn is not needed dude

rowen: are you jealous that i found a girl that may actually like me? i know how hard it is for u to find someone like that :) :)

jude: id rather have no girl than have my brain be so sad that it has to make up a fantasy hallucination girl

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ftsabrina:

“Ah, see, my dads were always lazy as hell in the morning so they’d just hand me a pop tart or those fake, like, eggo waffle things? Clearly I had a very healthy childhood. But honestly, you just hit the nail on the head because s’mores is my favorite flavor. There’s like a hundred other ones though, so we’re in for a fun time.”

“I’ve always wanted to know what an Eggo waffle tasted like. Well s’mores is the one we have to try first, because I’ve been wondering about it for pretty much my entire life. I don’t know if I’m prepared to try every single flavor there is, though. that’s a lot of poptart. Besides, there’s gotta be one that isn’t as good.”

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sorry yall tbh ive been having some muse issues w jude ughhhhhhhhh and all day tomorrow i’ll be gone so basically im big ol trash!!! but im doin my replies so that means something right

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: i would pay money to watch you babysit

izzy: it would be hysterical

jude: you and rowen should pool your funds

jude: no you shouldnt i dont want to do that

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imessage ✉ jude.

rowen: i'm still trying to figure that out myself man

rowen: it's hard to find a girl that enjoys the true comedic perfection of sloth jokes

jude: its hard to find anyone who finds any comedic perfection in sloth jokes

jude: or any of your jokes :)

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ughmargo:

“yeah, a little bit,” jude chuckled softly, bringing one shoulder up in a half-shrug. “oh-- i usually just go straight into his house and back out, sorry i haven’t...noticed you,” he said uncomfortably. 

“i’m sure it gets overwhelming, slightly, right?” margo said, more of a rhetorical question forming. “i know rowen. he’s my neighbour – you probably didn’t know that.” she let a small smile grace her face for a moment before nodding. “fourteen times seems pretty excessive. but, then again, i guess she just wants to know where you are. it’s cute, really.”

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: i guess so

izzy: they're really sweet actually most of the time

izzy: just… not right now

jude: definitely not right now

jude: you sound like you handle it well though

jude: better than i would, at least

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ftsabrina:

“Aw, does she leave little notes too? Okay, hold up – you’ve never had pop tarts before? I just…how? Sometime soon we’re gonna go to Safeway, buy some pop tarts, and try as many flavors as possible. Deal?”

“Not anymore....My mom never buys them because she always cooks, y’know? But yeah, that sounds fun. I heard there’s a s’mores one?”

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stellaokay:

“So I wouldn’t be stressing like I am right now… But I see your point.”

“Well, uh, d’you need help? Not that....I really could help, but...”

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: it would look so sketchy if the parents came home but i guess that's what im gonna have to do

izzy: pray that one of them doesn't rip the towel off me holy crap

jude: they have to understand. i mean if the kid barfed on you then theyve definitely been barfed on too right??

jude: they sound like devil children

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: i normally love them WHEN THEY'RE NOT BARFING ON ME

izzy: yeah but like i dont have anything to wear while i wash it and i feel weird taking something of theirs?? like that wouldn't be cool right?

jude: right...

jude: oh yeah i guess it would i didnt think about that. maybe just walk around with a towel??

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ftsabrina:

“I think you, my friend, have just uncovered the conspiracy of the century. No one really knows how to do laundry or cook because, I mean, that would be insane. I know for a fact that I’ll be eating pop-tarts for dinner every night when I’m an adult.”

“I sure don’t know how to do anything. I mean, my mom packs my lunches. But pop tarts sound fine to me. I’ve never really had any, actually.”

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imessage ✉ jude.

rowen: so i met the love of my life at the mall today she even laughed at my sloth jokes so u know she's the one

rowen: but before i got to get her number she left and now i hate everything

jude: she laughed at your sloth jokes?? are you sure she was real?

jude: i mean maybe you were just so hungry you were hallucinating or something

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text: izzy → jude

izzy: im babysitting and this like 2 year old decided to ruin my night

jude: god kids just sound worse and worse no matter who i talk to

jude: uh but the family prob has a washing machine right??