a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
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Gone.
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Choose inclusive democracy to save our country.
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writing extensively today about a writer whose last name is david (pronounced da-veed, frenchly). i was doing great but now as i compile this, it's mentally autocorrecting to. well. the regular david. thanks, brain
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(posts a picture of the cringiest fictional man imaginable) he has bewitched me btw
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Me, lying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air and twirling my hair around my finger: ehehehe yeah I'm gonna break him down to the constituent parts of himself and destroy his sense of self worth and when he's at his lowest point I'm gonna force a life changing event on him which makes him consider everything about his life up to this point leading up to a climax in which he's forced to decide the sort of person he can live with being
Me: and then I'm gonna make him fuck nasty
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oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄
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I LOVE it when characters are awful actually! I LOVE it when characters cause conflict! I LOVE it when characters are horrible to everyone INCLUDING THEMSELVES!!! I LOVE it when a character turns themself into a bomb, slowly ticking down before taking everything with them! I LOVE it when characters hurt people and then when confronted by this DOUBLE DOWN ON THEIR BEHAVIOR!!!!
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Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya
Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer
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