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Thin Line Sneak Peak

I answer the phone on the second ring and the voice that answers don't sound like my own. "Hello?" I sound so uncertain and weak. "Girl this is your second time treating me like this; you gone stop leaving me on read." Sasha says on the other end. I look down at the two disfigured corpses and the blood that covers the walls. "I'm sorry Sasha, I was getting rid of some trash and couldn't make it to the phone." I say as I take a seat, careful not to trip over any of the limbs strum about.

"Uh huh I'm not trying to hear that; we trying to be on our hoe shit tonight. We'll be on the way to pick you up around nine tonight." Sasha says leaving me no room to argue or say no. I look over at the clock on the wall; three hours should be more than enough time to clean the viscera and get ready afterwards. "I can't wait to see you guys. This is the happiest I've been since the breakup." I laugh as I get up and grab my cleaning gloves.

"Well let's not talk about the past though, let's focus on the present and how we're going to be shaking ass tonight!" Sasha says getting excited. "I'm so glad that you over that big headed as dude and his stank girl. You're so much better than them and I can't wait to see you be happy." I walk around and gather up all the tools I used and make sure to kick any loose limbs into a pile.

"Oh, don't even worry about that Sasha; I promise you won't have to worry about me bringing him up anymore. I swear that to you and Mikasa. I just feel like a great weight has been lifted off of my shoulders." I say looking down at the horrible deed with a smile on my face.

My bad if this has any mistakes in it, but I felt the creative juices and I had to write it. Not too much on me though cause it's been a hot little minute since I've actually written anything.

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Koga

This here is Koga “You gone be my woman today”

Also known as Koga “I don’t give a damn if you got a man. Tell that nigga I want all the smoke

He honestly reminds me of a fuck boy just a bit

I mean nobody has Miroku the fuckboy beat

That nigga was known for trying to holla at everybody, but at least he had a reason

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM

Let me suck ya dick

I mean you gone have to wash that bitch first but hey

I’m ready to have some half wolf babies

Bitch just call me mama wolf in this bitch

Ohhh lord I’m ready

I wanted Inuyasha to have the energy that Koga had

Like my nigga if you don’t stop thirstin after a dead bitch

He acted like it was so hard for him to choose

Oh, ok now it’s all fun and games until Kagome hops on the wolf penis

He gone be looking really stupid then

I hated that he only seemed to show his feelings when Koga wanted a piece

Like noo playboy keep that same energy

I'll be strong for you daddy Koga!!!

Please just give me one chance

You can't tell me this man wont worship the ground I walk on

I just know he'll make sure I have everything i could ever need

I could get lost in those ocean blue eyes

Kagome don't know what to do with that

Like girl these men are trash nowadays you better hop on that

Young me just did not get what was so hard

Like this man clearly has some strong as feelings for you and you want the one that's hung up on his ex

But I can't lie I got friends like that and imma stick beside them cause they my girls

If you see this girl let that trash ass man go sis, he is messing up yo ph. balance

And let's not forget my boy was not scared to fight for some love

he stayed running the fade with Inuyasha

Koga the type of dude that when you tell him you got a man, he tells you to go get that nigga

like sir what

and they stayed calling each other slurs like Koga why are you calling this man a mutt

Like the beef was always on sight

My girl Kagome had them fighting over the pussy

that is until Kikiyo came around then she's on her own

And we not finna sit here and act like Koga wasn't feeding Inuyasha them feet

hit him with a swift kick to the chin

Hit his ass with that sweet chin music

Yall heard it here first if a man ever does this to me im folding like freshly dried laudry

im sorry baby i still love you

but this right here does something to me

Like yea it gets the waters rolling but it also gives that little girl from middle school the romance she always wanted

like look me in the eyes and tell me what you love about me and why you would never leave me

like pls i desevre it

everybody deserves something like this

Koga never had a problem with telling Kagome that he loved her

i honestly think thats what i love so much about his chareter

like yea he was cute and all that, but i really just enjoyed how open he was with his feelings

Now that we passed that babydaddy

HARPO WHO IS THIS WOMAN

like what do you mean you got a whole wife out here

and you just acting like my girl Ayame don`t exist

I was confused as hell when she stepped on the scene

I was like now wait a damn minute sis I called dibs first

like we can be sister wives, but just know I'm the one in charge

like Koga deadass treated her like she was a redheaded stepchild

my boy said no face no case

I was like nobody is safe, all of these men are trash

like God the men you are giving us suck, like can you drop a new update or something please

just when you think you got a good one, here come the wife from the woodworks

like bitch where were you earlier when he was pouring his heart6 out

I then fell for him now bitch, now we gotta share him

I can truthfully say that Koga is the reason that I would fuck a werewolf now

yea I said it, I would 100% without a doubt throw it back for a werewolf call me what you want but a coward isn't one of them

And I'm not talking about some oh maybe if there weren't any other choices no, they the first choice

Look at Kagome yawl see how happy she looks

she loves it over there

I bet he gives good hugs

But in all seriousness, I probably would have folded for Koga

Seeing as how Sesshomaru and I aren't talking anymore

Raggedy bitch

I feel like yea he's a safe choice because I know he'll love me unconditionally but it's nothing wrong with that

I don't always want somebody that I have to fight for

So that's how I feel about my boy Koga

And oh my goodness it's been so long since I've done one of these

Like I almost forgot how I use to do these

But you can never forget the thirst that is forever

You always end up coming back to your roots

And besides I missed y'all

But imma end it there if it's any mistakes I'll just come back and fix them

But it's like 12 in the morning and i just got the sudden urge to do this

But Imma head out ya'll stay thirsty my hoes

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I did a thing 🥰

So I know I’ve been like an absent father lately, but I have a good excuse for that. No I wasn’t getting no damn milk 😑

Drumroll please 🥁 🥁🥁🥁🥁

I made a twitch!!!!!!

I’ve wanted to stream for a while now I just didn’t know where to start or anything

Until my lovely boyfriend bought me a whole setup for Valentine’s Day

So now I’ve got no excuse to drag my feet or procrastinate

I’m down if any of y’all want to play and or just stop by to say hi 😊

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babes (is it ok to use this 😭😭) I MISS YOUR POSTS BUT ALSO IMPORTANT BC WE BE ON THE SAME PAGE FOR MANY MEN BUT WHOS THE BADDEST TO U IN JUJUTSU BC MINE IS NANAMI FOREVER

First off of course you can call me babes 💙. Secondly I MISS YALL SO MUCH AS WELL AS WRITING!!! As for your question Nanami definitely owns my heart….(and this pussy😹).

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Spoil Me by Qveen Herby is giving me strong sugar baby vibes and I know what I must do. But with who is the question? 😈😈

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Sesshomaru pt 2

I feel like I didn’t give my og babydaddy enough love the first time around

And it has bothered me since then

You see this man right here could pound my guts in and I would thank him for it

He could fuck my lower back into my shoulders and I swear I wouldn’t care

Like I don’t think y’all understand this man started all my thirsting

He will always be my number one hubby, fuck what you heard

I just want a crumb of dick sir please

“Hello man in the sky, it’s me again. Asking that you make 2-d men real 🙏🏾

If I gotta pay my tithes and offerings just say that

It’s not fair like how is he so sexy, I demand an explanation

It just isn’t natural how sexy he is

He looks like a bad bitch

Sesshomaru did this shit effortlessly

I would always hope I got of glimpse of him in the episode

That man was like a bottle of cold water for my dessert throat

Speaking of throat mine hasn’t been stretched in a while and I think that’s a crime

Throat baby!!! I’m trying give ‘em to you!!!

The original one armed daddy (yea I’m looking at you Sasuke, get yo damn arm back)

Y’all thought he was gone let that stop him

Hell Nawl, he gotta show these bitches who run shit round here

He must forever keep his foot on these hoes necks

Cause if not you got dusty hoes like Naruku thinking he can run shit

But in all honesty I would also fuck him, just don’t tell Sesshomaru

That’s neither here nor there though

I will say this the posin whip was always a favorite of mine

Ig cause I can just hear him saying, “Back you heathens back” 🤺🤺

Hey daddy I miss you

Your side of the bed is still waiting on you

The kids miss you and they wanna know when their father is coming home

I know you saw me in Sukuna’s dms but that was my home girl using my phone

And she just forgot to logout

I would call you but you blocked me on everything and the messenger bird ain’t came back yet

Just let me know you saw this ok. I love you boy🥰💙

You make me a better woman, you know. I’m twenty three now I can’t be running them streets how I use to

What we have is special and ain’t no other demon gone come between that

Now you listen here you dog bitch-

This man is like a dream come true

He makes my heart happy

I bet he gives nice hugs,especially with that 3000 count mink throw he got on his shoulder

I’m finna go rewatch Inuyasha just to see my man again

Y’all enjoy this I’m about to go see if I can fall in a well and go back in time 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

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Trunks Briefs

This fine slab of meat is Trunks “Let me throw gang signs in the pussy” Briefs

I don’t give a damn who yo favorite was in dragon ball z you gone give my nigga his props

He was so fine even his momma tried to hit, just don’t remind him of that he’s still seeing a therapist about that

Trunks had everything my young ass wanted

Hair✅

Body✅

Drip✅✅

And do you see that smile, my lord I could faint just looking at him

Did he just-

Did he just bust outta his jacket!!!!!!

LET ME SUCK YA DICK DADDY

Bitch fuck them in the back, I’m trying to see what Trucks is working with

Cause Hunny ain’t nothing childish about the pipe he laying

I would let him ruin my credit score bitch, like I don’t think y’all understand

Again I repeat “LET ME SUCK YA DICK” 📢📢

I wonder does the dick get bigger like everything else when they go super sayien

This is shit I need to know

Why didn’t they teach this in school? This is another way the school system has failed us

It’s just a shame really 🤦🏾‍♀️

Bitch he could stir my guts with his dick anytime of the day

And I would happily thank him

I’m sorry but long hair Trunks was a fuckin mood

Like he looks like he finna come put me in my place for talking smart

He’s on his way to fuck some guts up

You cappin if you say he ain’t sexy

And tbh I can’t hang with you because of that

And do you see that waistline!!!!!

That shit is snatched do you hear me

He is serving barely breathing/no ribs tease

Now that I’m looking at it his body is hella disproportionate

Never mind stop looking at it, cause I would still fuck

If you can look past his Dad’s fucked up hairline, you can ignore this

Can I have a piece of your love

Tell yo bitch I like you

Fuck she gone do

Because I’ll go to war for the dick

Bitch lock me up now, cause I’m dragging bitches for the dick

Just be careful with that sword baby

Only thing that needs to be falling like that is yo dick in my pussy

I just wanna know who he trying to show out for, cause I’ll fuck him and that bitch up

Heyyy Daddy I miss you and our kids miss you

Boy don’t be looking at me like that unless you trying to fuck on something

Gone fuck around and get me pregnant with a look

Lord I come to you as humbly as I can asking that you make anime men real amen 🙏🏾

I just wanna be dugout like a fresh grave

I deserve it, just once lord please

I’ve returned my loves

Yes yes I know Momma has been gone a long time

And I’m sorry about that

Take this thirsty post as forgiveness

Hugs and kisses everyone

And remember stay horny my whores 😈😈

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It’s a sad day in the hood 😢

I went from being a hot girl to a cuffed girl, like how does that even happen. I hate it here 😭😭 (Not really). Just look at us wearing our masks looking cute and shit 😹🥰.

I got plucked with the quickness. I know I’ve been missing like my daddy and I’m sorry y’all, like life got hands hands and it was kicking my ass. I’m talking it got hands like Itadori and Kento when they was beating Mahito’s ass 😹😹

Ummm I have so much to tell y’all and I just don’t know how to do that, so I got some brainstorming to do but until then y’all stay thirsty. Don’t worry I’m not just disappearing again I swear. 😹👋🏾

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Anime Jesus

Bruh my friend told me to watch Dr. Stone

And my first thought when I saw him was “This nigga is anime Jesus”

Like I haven’t seen his backstory or nothing yet

But you telling me that this nigga came out the stone beaten lions up, with his bare hands

Like he is not to be fucked with

Bruh I just got off the phone with her

And all I could say when she asked about it was “Why didn’t you tell me anime Jesus was in this show”

First of all how is his hair that nice looking after all this time

My big dick radar is going off the charts right now

Now I haven’t finished the series yet, but I do know that they end up separating

But that ain’t gone stop me, I’ll be getting dick on the regular

And you may wonder how, well I’ll explain it with a tune

Sing along if you know it

“So I creep, yeah, just creepin' on,”

“On the down low, 'cept nobody is supposed to know”

And I know Senku gone find out most likely, but guess who don’t care......me

I’ll be trying getting my walls demolished, ya hear me

I want him to impale me, y’all know what I’m sayin

I want this man to play the drums on my cervix

I need to get out of quarantine, I’m going through withdrawals Jesus

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Girl i cant with that new profile pic

Girl yasss me and my husband patched it up

We decided that our love was too strong and that we’ve been together for too long to just end it

And he dropped some good dick off, so all is forgiven

We are forever bitches (he wa in the kitchen cooking when I called him for the picture) 😹

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Drop some names

So y’all I’m writing this sugar baby/spoiled brat story

And for the life of me I can’t think of who the dude should be

Like my mind is blank

So what I need y’all to do is flood my asks, because I honestly can’t think of anyone

It’s the quarantine brain I tell you

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yall ain’t readyy for this shit

That is all I’m going to say, carry on hoes

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Alright, ghouls and gals. In the spirit of acting like, yknow, an actual thirst blog, I’ve got something very exciting planned for y’all. Or at least I hope it’s exciting and I’m not just screaming into the void. 🤣

Basically I had a prophetic vision idea to do a weekly special highlighting one of the many men (and sometimes women) in my ever growing harem just to make some fun content and maybe even get people interested in a new series they otherwise may not have thought twice about. I know from personal experience that discovering a new character who just hits right can give you the incentive to dive headfirst into a new show so I’m here to provide the deets and give my inner hoe the platform she’s always wanted.

I’ll be calling these installments Thotty Thursday (because I’m nothing if not self aware) and it’ll just be a little side project I work on between fics, so not to worry there. Gotta keep those horny juices flowing, right?

Also I’ll own up to the fact that I was at least partially inspired by the wonderfully amazing and hilarious @jujuspams so definitely go check out her blog for some of the best content I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Seriously. She’s great. I cannot get enough. My posts probably won’t be HALF as entertaining as hers but I’m gonna’ do my best to give y’all the thotty scoop so be on the look out tomorrow and get ready to thirst with me.

👅💦

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Deadass we been loyal to his ass all this time, treating Rin, our baby girl as our daughter, even got his own mother to love us and then he finna go and cheat on us???

I just wanna know what did we do to deserve this pain and heartbreak

I can’t stand it

Love doesn’t exist, it can’t

Like he was my first anime love man

He did us dirty and for what

What did he gain

Don’t worry sis we’ll get through this together

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WHAT HOLD UP WHAT HAPPEN- 💀

Come on in sis we planning a whole riot in here

We done found out Sesshomaru then cheated on us

And it’s on sight for him and the bitch he fucking

Ain’t gone be no talking

I’m dragging everybody

Jaken’s lil green ass can catch it too

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throw the whole damn show away at this point bc that nigga cheated cheated

Thank you cause, how dare he cheat on his sister wives

All we wanted was his love and his dick

Like I feel so betrayed right now

It’s upsetting me and my homegirl @arisa-nightingale

Because we feel like damn if you can’t fuck Sesshomaru, who the hell can you fuck

I’m ready to drag her and him, who got the address

We showing up to that bitch like

I can hear Knuck if you buck playing as we drag both they asses

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As far as my black ass is concerned... That fucking sequel don't exist.

Period sis cause I refuse to believe he cheated on me

That hoe better hope I don’t find ha

Cause I’m dragging ha

No cap

I want all the smoke

She gone have to see me with the hands