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thank you tumblr user @julius-caeser for giving me this wonderful meme opportunity ✨🔪

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no one understands that im dripping with rizz and blood.

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“he covered his face with his toga”

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How you feeling on this completely normal day (15th of March)?

gutted.

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ya think?

I did it. They're going to drive me out of Rome for it and I know that. I need to pack up. I need to leave.

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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So many people misunderstand the Ides of March.

The roman republic at that time was incredibly corrupt and filled with oportunists. Republic is not immediately better than empire. The republic was ruled by the aristocrats, Caesar was actually from the group Populars which was about trying to promote ideas that the more ordinary people had. His support was literally in the common folk. The other side was called Optimates, optimus in lating means the best. They were the senators and priviliged.

When Caesar was murdered, the common folk were sad and enraged and his murderers had to immediately flee. Yes, Caesar was a dictator - for a few years, because that was a literal republic title! It didnt have bad connotations, it just meant he had special powers. He did hold the office for longer than he should have, but there were precedents for that as well.

And no, Caesar wasn't the first emperor, that was his adopted son Augustus.

So yeah, if you're celebrating this because of the wrong reasons, I hope this urges you to not read blindly. Republic is not better just because its republic, it was in decline and the common folk lived better under the Empire.

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and i'd fuck your mom again, im gunna be ur stepdad.

reasons to kill caesar (in order of importance):

he slept with my mother

hes a dictator

Cassius doesn't like him.

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gayus julius caesar

yeah.

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julius it's your wife I just had a horrible dream that something bad is going to happen to you on the 15th of March if you go to the senate

My wife is dead. she died in childbirth (unconfirmed). everyone point and laugh at mother fucker who doesnt know my life story.

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Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

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no; i dont.

hey guy im gay actually me and judus get together and smooch sometimes

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fuck you

man I hate caesar

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hey guy im gay actually me and judus get together and smooch sometimes

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I've got a feeling that this month is going to be my month!

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I wanna fuck you so bad man

I am Julius Caesar. My wife died in childbirth (unconfirmed).

stop coming into my ask box and dms trying to fuck me.