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Now that I'm bald I must be evil
You're so funny go bald
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Now that I'm bald I must be evil
You're so funny go bald
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“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟♀️ 🩺🟩🧟♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉
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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage
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oh this is bullshit.
i've come to terms with most of the physical limitations of my body. but the fact i can't lick my eyeball with my tongue like a gecko? every day i uncover a glistening new misery of the flesh
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You fucks would defend the fucking gestapo as fellow humans before you engage in any direct action against people being black bagged and put into concentration camps
#fuck nazis#fuck ice#fuck everything honestly#kill nazis jump them hit ice with your car#don't be a pushover guys#come on#Nazis have given up the right to be treated with any kind of humane compassion#don’t be a fucking pushover. harm them#in any way you can
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my winter soldier hyperfixation is back ig
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Hey bub, what's your favorite flower?
I like spider lilies 👍
#anon ask#wow my first ask ever! normally nobody wants to talk to me :#yippee wahoo#uhhh...#idk what else to put here
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I’ve been trying to figure out how to pitch this thing to my agent
#can't wait to read this when it comes out#check out the artist#follow them for more banger books and also for the beasts
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charles xavier bbl
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My two greatest fears are permanence and change
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i find joy in drawing middle aged men doing anime girl poses
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#reanimator#bride of reanimator#danbert#herbert west reanimator#herbert west#dan cain#daniel cain#text post#reanimator text post
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No homo
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