Cale, to the villains he swore to avoid: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Og Choi Han: What is wrong with you?
Og Cale: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Choi Han : The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Cale: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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Choi Han : You know what’s funny about Cale? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Cale: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Choi Han : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Cale: I said within reason, Choi Han . How about I murder that guy?
Choi Han : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Cale: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Alberu, after putting Cale in the spot light : Cale’s going to kill me
Choi Han: No, he’ll make me do it
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Alberu : Ooh, somebody has a crush
Cale: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Choi Han I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Cale, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Cale: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Choi Han : So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Cale: Obviously. Now, Alberu , pass the shovel.
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Choi Han : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Cale: Oh. We're going out?
Choi Han : Wh...
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Alberu: Hey, are you free?
Cale: No, I’m expensive.
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Everyone : I can't believe you've done this.....
Cale: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Everyone after Cale going on a shopping spree in the Caro Kingdon, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Og Cale! Kim Rok Soo: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Kim Min Ah: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Kim Rok Soo , hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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Alberu : Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Cale: What's wrong with you??
Alberu : I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Cale: No, he means other than that.
Alberu : Ohhhhhh.
Alberu : I haven't slept in 4 days
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