justanotherbeggar · 7 months ago
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Call me Garfield the way Monday left me broken 😔
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justanotherbeggar · 9 months ago
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Sex is cool an all but have you ever had a full night’s rest?
Yea me neither
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justanotherbeggar · 9 months ago
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I came up with a really good philosophical quote about memories and happiness, but I didn’t write it down and I forgot :(
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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ALERT:
SIDE ORDER SIDE ORDER SIDE ORDER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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Update: I asked her, “What do you think One piece is about?” And she just said “… it’s a funny pirate story?”
And like she’s not wrong but she’s really right either.
Bruh my mom started watching the one piece live action because it “popped up on my for you page.”
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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Wait a second…is this why, when I had a fever and took a really hot shower, I would feel better?
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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Puki we can’t buy pure vitamin D from Ccostco.
At least I’m pretty sure we can’t.
the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.
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justanotherbeggar · 1 year ago
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Bruh my mom started watching the one piece live action because it “popped up on my for you page.”
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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You know I wouldn’t feel so bad about living in a simulation if this one wasn’t coded like a 12-year-olds first day in Scratch Jr.
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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Petting zoo
If I ran a zoo, i would allow my guests to hang out with the animals, I think it would generate a lot of interest in my zoo.
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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Puki’s better at gaslighting than toxic people in relationships
I love making shit up and lying to people and never telling them the truth 
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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NEW POLL:
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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Been looking to get into Pokémon recently, any recommendations Pukicho?
No I hate that shit play Elden Ring
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justanotherbeggar · 2 years ago
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So are we gonna do anything about the Amanda’s? Cause like we have the manpower but not the target
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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