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Call me Garfield the way Monday left me broken 😔
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Sex is cool an all but have you ever had a full night’s rest?
Yea me neither
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I came up with a really good philosophical quote about memories and happiness, but I didn’t write it down and I forgot :(
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#splatoon#splat3#splatoon 3#marina splatoon#dj octavio#poll#whoever it is side order is gonna slap#side order
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ALERT:
SIDE ORDER SIDE ORDER SIDE ORDER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#splatoon#splat3#splatoon 3#side order#hypeeeee#I’m so excited#I’ve waited years for this#finally my 25 American dollars are becoming useful#LETS GOOOOOOO
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Update: I asked her, “What do you think One piece is about?” And she just said “… it’s a funny pirate story?”
And like she’s not wrong but she’s really right either.
Bruh my mom started watching the one piece live action because it “popped up on my for you page.”
#one piece#mom#she was also like ‘why is it funny that I’m watching one piece?’#and there’s not really a tangible answer I can give her#but i digress
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Wait a second…is this why, when I had a fever and took a really hot shower, I would feel better?
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
#wow#this makes a lot of sense actually#I would take really hot showers whenever I felt sick#and then a nap#and I would be cured the next day#was child me a genius?
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Puki we can’t buy pure vitamin D from Ccostco.
At least I’m pretty sure we can’t.
the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.
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Bruh my mom started watching the one piece live action because it “popped up on my for you page.”
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You know I wouldn’t feel so bad about living in a simulation if this one wasn’t coded like a 12-year-olds first day in Scratch Jr.
#simulation#honestly it isn’t even like a philosophical thing for me#because the odds life is better or worse on the outside of the simulation are equal#so year I might be a millionaire outside the matrix#or like super poor and the matrix is like a government forced program#idk
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Petting zoo
If I ran a zoo, i would allow my guests to hang out with the animals, I think it would generate a lot of interest in my zoo.
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Puki’s better at gaslighting than toxic people in relationships
I love making shit up and lying to people and never telling them the truth
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Been looking to get into Pokémon recently, any recommendations Pukicho?
No I hate that shit play Elden Ring
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So are we gonna do anything about the Amanda’s? Cause like we have the manpower but not the target
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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