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[justicerikai]

love seeing something i worked so hard to translate for not only put out zero content but resort to using blatant AI in their MV

well not surprised given their "quality control" on the "official english subs" in the latter part of S2

anyway.

lol.

[justicerikai]

Hi! I love your translations, and I was planning on making animations for episodes and want to know if you would mind if I added some of them to the animation with credit? It's okay if not!! thank you for your hard work!!

thats ok!

i think it has been done before anyway w/o ppl asking so its whatever haha.

ty for asking though!

[justicerikai]

hello!!!! i love ur translations thank u sm for them. i just wished to point something out

in ur translation of episode 85 and 103 (where episode 85 is referenced) you translated iori to say: “Y-your parents, aren’t they who are distancing themselves from you?” but isnt he saying the opposite thing? im pretty sure iori said: "aren't you the one who's distancing yourself from your parents?" (something along those lines) obviously many creative liberties have to be taken while translating but i was curious about this because it seems a bit off.

IM SORRY IF THIS IS RUDE

not rude at all!

yeah i genuinely Have no fucking clue why i tl'd it like that looking back on it??? or where i even pulled that from?? im genuinely stumped on how i even came to that and the fact that i didn't think twice about it makes me more insane. but guess thats what happens when you churn out tls w/o double checking lmaoo

anyway fixed it, much appreciated for pointing it out.

[justicerikai]

Hello! First of all, thank you very much for your translations of Charisma House! I really enjoy the way you personalize every line depending on the character. Honestly, I would like to translate Charisma House to Spanish and, if possible, I would like to use your translations as a guide to do so. I thought it would be better to ask you before doing anything. Of course, I'll give proper credits to you! Have a nice day and thank you for reading!

thats all OK. thanks for asking!

[justicerikai]

Hello! First of all thank you for your service to the charisma house fandom 🫡. I've been thinking of translating charisma house to turkish for a while and was wondering if I could use some of your translations for that, with credits of course. I tried to look around and find if you allow that or not but couldn't find anything of the sort so wanted to ask you directly before I do anything. I hope you have a nice day!

yea thats okay aslong as you give proper credit!

[justicerikai]

have you considered translating the stage play? I know its not readily available to watch like the songs and drama track but I was curious

i entertained the thought but i'm really not a stage play fan. i still havent seen it so that shows how much i care about stageplays :s

i think someone was already working on subs, but i'm not sure what happened with it.

sorry!

[justicerikai]

Hey I just wanted to say that I really appreciate your CH translations! And that I'd rather wait patiently for your S2 translations to come out rather than watching the translations on the official yt channel... which seem to be completely machine translation with no editing or review to be completely honest... I very much like how you translate the jokes and the characters speech mannerisms! It's so fun to read and very understanable! Thank you for your hard work!

oh, i've seen they added subs for everything (i think) recently.

shame to hear it's MTL... (unless it got fixed and that happened after you sent this, idek).

i'm glad my TLs can convey the spirit of crsm to you!

you're welcome!

[justicerikai]

i just wanted to say thank you so much for all of the hard work you’ve done 🤍 you’re carrying the eng crsm fandom on your shoulders… your translation work is so, so appreciated!!!

“Thank you, justicerikai……..” they all say in unison

no wonder i've been hearing voices lately after retiring. it's you guys haunting me...

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #107 Charisma (End of Season 2)

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note: 

仮住 (karisuma) uses the kanji for “temporary” and “living”, I thought to simple translate the kanji as is but… it simply being said as ‘karisuma’ is too good. So, Charisma it is!

(The three of them stuffing their faces with Iori’s panna cotta)

Iori: Ah, Tora-san!

Torahime: Yes!

Iori: Come have a snack~

Torahime: Wah~ What’s it today? 

Iori: Strawberry panna cotta. Here, say aaaah~

Torahime: ….Delicious! Iori-san, you really are a genius!

Torahime: Ahahahaha!

Terra: Tora-saaan

Torahime: Yes!

Terra: Let’s go have some fun in my room

Torahime: Are you sure!?

Terra: I’ll give you clothes~

Torahime: For real, yay! Ahahahaha!

(Torahime getting a drawing from Ohse)

Torahime: Eh… is it fine for me to have this?

(Ohse nods)

Torahime: That’s me, right, did you draw this?

(Ohse goes back to his room)

Torahime: T-t-t-t-thank you!

(Sound of the door to Ohse’s room closing)

Torahime: ….I’m so happy! Ahahahaha!

(Torahime humming)

Torahime: ♪～

Amahiko: Tora-san

Torahime: UWAH! Geez, Amahiko-san. Another day of you being too sexy.

Torahime: Ahahaha!

(Torahime having fun with Rikai)

Torahime: Ahahahaha!

(Torahime having fun with Sarukawa)

Torahime: Ahahahaha!

(Torahime having fun with Fumiya)

Torahime: Ahahahaha!

(Torahime having fun in general)

Torahime: Ahahahaha!

(Torahime flipping a table)

Torahime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

The seven of them: !?

Rikai: What!

Sarukawa: What was that!

Iori: What happened!

(The seven of them come running in)

(Torahime clutching his head with eyes wide open)

Torahime: ……!!! …..!! ….!!

Amahiko: Tora-san?

Torahime: What’s wrong with you all…. I said I’m your enemy, did I not?

Torahime: That I was a spy for professor Nakagami.

Torahime: I deceived you all, I’m the worst kind of person someone could be.

Torahime: So why is everything going this well! Usually you kick someone like me out at once!

Sarukawa: Naaah…

Terra: Well…

Ohse: Yeaaah…

Fumiya: ….

Rikai: You, do have a point…

Iori: But…

The seven of them: …. 

Torahime: EEEH!? That’s it!? No no no!!

Torahime: You gotta wanna know, like how do I put it, aren’t you guys riddled with questions about me!?

Torahime: I haven’t been asked a single thing! Why! 

Iori: Hmm…

Sarukawa: Yeaaah..

Rikai: Well… 

The seven of them: Well you know

Torahime: Well I don’t! Eeeh!? Aaaah right, Ohse-san

Ohse: Eh?

Torahime: The first time you saw me you knew immediately who I was, right

Amahiko: Eeeeh??

Terra: You did??

Ohse: …Yes 

Torahime: Why didn’t you say anything at the time!

Torahime: Like, exposing me with a “this guy’s the enemy” and putting an end to it immediately!

Ohse: …Well you know

Torahime: Again with that! Well I don’t! I don’t know!!!

Iori: Hold it, Ohse-san

Sarukawa: Ya freakin’ knew it, the hell were you thinking man

Terra: Sheesh~

Rikai: But you know, that’s just like Ohse-kun

Fumiya: He’s got a few screws loose

Terra: Well, don’t we all

The seven of them: Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahaha!

Torahime: Good friends aren’t you all huh!!!!!!!

The seven of them: ?

Torahime: You!! All get along!! So freaking well!!

Torahime: Being everyday together, hanging out, going on trips, celebrating christmas and birthdays, always having a blast being pleased relaxed just having fun and all that!!!!!!!!

Torahime: It’s amazing!! What the hell is up with all of you to be such good friends!

The seven of them: Eeeh~...?

Sarukawa: Ain’t like we’re good pals

Iori: All we do is fight

Ohse: It’s suffocating, you know?

Amahiko: It’s exhausting, you know?

Rikai: Besides me everyone’s a good for nothing

Terra: Wanna be in my shoes? You’ll so hate it 

(All of them complaining)

Torahime: NNHGHAAAA ENOUGH OF THAT!

Torahime: I CAN’T STAND IT! NO MATTER HOW I LOOK AT IT! IT’S A WONDERFUL DISPLAY OF FRIENDSHIP YOU STUPID IDIOTS!

Fumiya: Friendship? It’s not like we're like that

Fumiya: People often say there is no such thing as an emotional connection-

Torahime: SHUT UUUUUUP!!

Fumiya: Eh?

Torahime: SHUT UP SHUT UP ITO FUMIYA! THERE’S NOTHING BUT CONNECTION!

Torahime: ALL I CAN FEEL ARE THESE BONDS! IT’S UNFAIR! 

Iori: I mean, you have that professor of yours, don’t you

Torahime: He dumped me

The seven of them: Uwah.

Torahime: Of course he would

Torahime: I sneaked in on my own, was being all like “Leave It To Me” while all I did was make blunder after blunder.

Torahime: Besides that person doesn’t even care about me to begin with

Torahime: What he likes is YOU guys! Isn’t THAT nice! 

Fumiya: What is he doing right now?

Torahime: I don’t know, something… about America…? Something along these lines is what he said but…  

Fumiya: He left

Sarukawa: Why the hell 

Torahime: I don’t know, because he won’t pick up my calls

Torahime: Why you ask? Because he dumped me! THAT’S WHY!

Torahime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rikai: Tora-san… Seriously, what has gotten into you…

Amahiko: W-what made him like this…

Torahime: I don’t know… anything anymore…

Torahime: It wasn’t supposed to be like this… All I wanted was for Sensei to recognize me…

Torahime: But then I noticed I was doing all these strange things…

Torahime: I don’t have anything left

Torahime: I’m… I’m done for… 

The seven of them: ….

Iori: Tora-san….

Torahime: Ah

The seven of them: ?

Torahime: It’s all your fault.

The seven of them: Eh?

Torahime: It’s because of you Charismas showing up that everything took a turn for the worse.

Iori: Huh?

Terra: I’m kinda getting a bad feeling?

Sarukawa: Oi… Tora

Rikai: Excuse me?

(Torahime being violent)

Torahime: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

The seven of them: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?

Iori: Tora-san has lost it!

Terra: Stop him! Stop him!

(Torahime destroying the whole house)

Torahime: THIS DAMN HOUSE---!!

Ohse: Tora-san!

Sarukawa: Stoooooooop!!!

(The sound of the Charisma House being destroyed to bits and pieces)

Iori: AAAH! THE HOUSE! OUR HOME IS---!!

Amahiko: Fumiya-san!

Fumiya: Eh?

Terra: Do something about Tora-san!

Rikai: At this rate Tora-san will-!

Ohse: He can’t go on!

Sarukawa: It’s looking bad!

Iori: Fumiya-san! Tora-san is!

(All of them hounding Fumiya)

Fumiya: Eh.. aaa…

Fumiya: Aaa… Aaaaaa

Fumiya: aAAaaAaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fumiya: Emergency Break

Torahime: (I really did it now… how did it come to this…)

Torahime: (When they were being that kind to me too…)

Torahime: (I’m… the worst….)

Torahime: ….

(Sound of door opening)

Torahime: ?

Fumiya: Where do you think you’re going

Torahime: Eh?

Fumiya: If you don't’ have a place to go to

Fumiya: If you don’t have somewhere to belong

Fumiya: Why don’t you come live with me?

Torahime: ….!

Rikai: (This is the Charisma House, normies are forbidden from entry.)

(Everyone running)

The six of them: Tora-saaaaaan!!

Torahime: Eh? WAAAAAAAAH!!

(Sounds of collission)

(Everyone mobbing Torahime, welcoming him with full power)

Rikai: (Normies might not quite understand it but, this is the tale of the Charismas.)

(Torahime being pulled into the house by everyone)

Torahime: No, wait please, wait!

Torahime: WAAAAAAAAAIT!!!

(Sound of door closing)

Charisma House 

Season 2

Fin.

The seven of them: 

We’re all so, so charismatic

We’re all so, so charismatic

Don’tcha just wanna have a looksie?

C’mon don’t make that face at us now

Cha~risma~♪ (n-yan-yan-ya)

Everyone shuddered from excitement

Cha~risma~♪ (n-yan-yan-ya)

Everyone’s, everyone’s-

Torahime Shuu!

The eight of them: 

We’re all so, so charismatic

We’re all so, so charismatic

Don’tcha just wanna have a looksie?

C’mon don’t make that face at us now

Cha~risma~♪ (n-yan-yan-ya)

Everyone shuddered from excitement

Cha~risma~♪ (n-yan-yan-ya)

Everyone’s, everyone’s heads turned the other way 

Fumiya: Charisma Charge

The seven of them: COMPLETEEE!!

The eight of them: Thank you~ We’ll see you next time~

Rikai: Tora-san, we’re happy to have you on board

Torahime: Uuuum, by the way Sensei did say this but,

Torahime: There’s kinda, like a bunch of really, really bad guys after everyone.

The seven of them: EEEEEEEEH!?

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #106 one day

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note:

おしるこ (oshiruko) is a traditional Japanese dessert made out of azuki beans, served with mochi.

透明感 (toumeikan) means transparency, but can also be used to mean fair skin.

ふたば通りのたね庵 (futaba-dori no tane-an) is the taiyaki store “tane-an” on the street “futaba-dori”. Futaba means seed leaves/sprout, and tane means seed of a planet. There’s probably some kind of leafy word reference here, I think…? But I am not going to risk it, so it’s mostly kept as is.

Iori: Fumiya-san, what do you want to eat for dinner tonight?

Fumiya: Oshiruko

Iori: I’m asking for dinner.

Fumiya: ….It’s cold so won’t hotpot just do?

Iori: Hotpot again~? Need more burden~ Also Saru-chan and Ohse-san don’t eat much veggies

(Iori picking up the shopping bags)

Fumiya: Iori, gimme one

Iori: I’m fine

(Iori noticing something)

Iori: Hm? Ah, aaaah!!!!

Fumiya: What’s up

Iori: Look at that, Valentines! It’s almost that time of the year!

Iori: Close call, almost forgot. Am I still in that hot spring mood? Get it together you slave

Iori: Fumiya-san, what kind of chocolate do you want this year?

Iori: Hm? Huh? Fumiya-san?

Shop clerk: How long do you intend to carry it with you?

Fumiya: I-I-I-I-I’ll eat it immediately

Shop clerk: Do you need a bag with it?

Fumiya: I don’t need to please just give it like that. How much does it cost. Please hurry I’m being chased by a dangerous man

Shop clerk: Eh?

(Iori appearing behind Fumiya)

Iori: Fumiya-san?

Fumiya: Ah! I told you! He’s here! You were too slow!

Iori: He Doesn’t Need The Chocolate

Shop clerk: Hieh!

Iori: ‘Kay we’re leaving

(Fumiya being pulled away)

Fumiya: Aaah! My choco! Choco!!!! Myyyy~!!!!

Terra: …Ghost-kun, I wonder what kind of clothes fit you

Ohse: Um, you really don’t need to do this. A piece of shit doesn’t need any clothes.

Terra: Amahiko

Amahiko: Yes

Terra: What’s your opinion on this

(Amahiko snaps his fingers)

Amahiko: Perfect, it’s intriguing

Terra: Right? Then I’ll go try it on

Amahiko: …Eh? Terra-san!?

Terra: ? 

Amahiko: We’re picking out clothes for Ohse-san today… 

Terra: Aaah! Crap! I ended up picking clothes for Terra-kun! Be selfless!

Amahiko: Terra-san, I’d say this piece piqued my interest.

Terra: Hm? Oh-hoh

Amahiko: A pinch of sexiness for Ohse-san’s pale complexion. 

Terra: Eh? Why are you like, picking out clothes for Ghost-kun

Amahiko: Eh!?

Terra: Pick out clothes for Terra-kun! What are you doing Amahiko! Get a grip!

Amahiko: No, we’re picking out clothes for Ohse-san today….

Terra: Aaah! Crap! I ended up picking clothes for Terra-kun again!!

Terra: Be selfless! SELFLEEEES!!

Ohse: Let’s just go home already

Ohse: The guilt of using up both of your precious time is making me want to die.

Terra: It’s okay, we’ll definitely find some good clothes. So stick with us a little longer, okay

Ohse: ….

Terra: Alrighty~ Let’s get searching~

(Terra’s voice from inside the store)

Terra: It fits me? Thank you. Though I’d say anything is perfect on me, ehehe, also like---

Ohse & Amahiko: …..

Amahiko: There’s a good person in him, somewhere.

Ohse: I’m aware by now. 

(Sound of the cashier)

Terra: Sorry for the wait~! I bought like, soooo much~! Hm? Huh?

Terra: Ghost-kun, what are you doing here out of all places?

Ohse & Amahiko: ……..

(Both of them breathe in deeply)

Ohse & Amahiko: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?

Iori: Hm~? Ah!

Fumiya: ?

Amahiko: Oh? Spotted two sexy people.

Terra: Eh? Aaah

(They all come together)

Fumiya: Wanna go somewhere else?

Terra: Good question

Iori: Ohse-san, you okay?

Ohse: …Yeah

Amahiko: Tora-san

(Torahime coming at them in a hurry) 

Torahime: Eh? Ah, y-y-y-yes

Amahiko: Any place you would like to go to?

Torahime: Eeeh? No… ah… 

Terra: Anywhere’s fine

Iori: Your wish, sir?

Torahime: Um… um… everyone-…

Bunch of dudes: HAAAAH!? The fuck’s wrong with you! Hey! We don’t fucking know you

Fumiya: Hm? What’s all that noise?

The four of them: Hm?

(PIIIIIIIIIIIII)

Terra & Iori: Rikai-kun!?

Ohse & Amahiko: Rikai-san!?

Rikai: You just littered, did you not. Please pick it up and throw it away at a designated place.

Rikai: Before society tosses the piece of trash that you are out on the streets.

Man 1: Shuddup man!

Man 2: Why do you care!

(The five of them try to stop Rikai)

Man 1: Get that head outta your ass! You piece of shit!

(The five of them apologizing)

(PIIIIIIIIIIII)

The five of them: !? 

Rikai: This area is a no-smoking zone, you imbecile.

Rikai: Or are you so naive you thought you could get away with it because it’s an electronic cigarette? 

Rikai: You wheedling child! Thinking cigarettes will make you mature! When bastards like you still suck on your thumb!!!!!

(The five of them try to stop Rikai)

(PIIIIIIIIIII)

The five of them: !? 

(Rikai slapping the hood of a car)

Rikai: Stop zone! It’s a stopping zone, stop! And you did not stop here!

Rikai: Discard your license if you do not listen to the rules! 

(The five of them try to stop Rikai)

Rikai: Why did no one inform me!? How the streets are full of felons!

Rikai: They’d rather walk with their heads in the clouds! Rikai-oniisan cannot believe this!

(They pick up Rikai and run away)

Rikai: Time has come for me to take my exit it seems. I do not understand, how unbelievable

Rikai: SOMEONE TELL MEEE----!!

(Sarukawa getting the shit beaten out of him)

(Sarukawa coming beaten and battered)

Amahiko: Sarukawa-kun, what happened to you

Iori: Ah! Again!? Geez~

Fumiya: What’s wrong?

Terra: A fight again?

Sarukawa: S’fine, don’t touch me!

Sarukawa: Aah! All of you just shut yer damn mouths! Don’t bother me! Leave me alone!

The four of them: ….

(Sarukawa leaving)

Fumiya: Kei, we got taiyaki

Sarukawa: What’cha say? Taiyaki?

Terra: C’mon, you heard it loud and clear

Amahiko: Let’s eat them together, Sarukawa-kun

Sarukawa: I ain’t gonna eat! As if I fuckin’ need any taiyaki!

The four of them: ….

Sarukawa: Where’s the taiyaki from

Terra: You do want to eat it, see?

Amahiko: Tane-an’s down on Futaba street.

Sarukawa: That one!? That one store that always got them crazy lines!?

Sarukawa: Their speciality is anko! Made with authentic black beans all the way from Hokkaido!

Sarukawa: But the owners from Okinawa!

Terra: You really know your stuff, so you wanna eat it, no!?

Sarukawa: Hell no!

Terra: Just be honest for once!

(Terra and Sarukawa jostling as Iori, Amahiko and Fumiya worry and try to stop them)

Iori: Tora-san!

Torahime: Hweh?

Iori: What are you spacing out for! Come stop them too!

Torahime: Ah, y-y-y-y-yes!

Torahime: Let’s all get along! Right, right let’s all calm down!

(Rikai leaving taiyaki infront of Sarukawa’s door)

Rikai: ….. Saru, I’ll leave some here, okay?

Iori: Eat it before it gets too chewy, you hear me?

Rikai: Good grief

Iori: ….

The two of them: …Hehe… fufufu

Iori: Ah, It’s Ohse-san

Rikai: Ohse-kun, let’s go eat some taiyaki

(Ohse passing them by)

Rikai: Hm? Ohse-kun?

(Ohse going to the entry way)

Iori: Wait, Ohse-san?

Rikai: Ohse-kun

Iori: Where are you going? Hey

(Ohse leaving the house)

Rikai: Ohse-kun? What’s the idea

Iori: Ohse-san, hold it

(Ohse getting into the water)

Rikai: WAAAAAAAAAH!

Iori: EEEEEEEEEH!?

(The two of them chase Ohse into the river to bring him out)

Iori & Rikai: WHY! WHYYY! WAAIT WAIT WAIT WHY OHSE-SAN HOLD IT

(They all end up on the riverbank)

Rikai: ….! What are you doing!

Ohse: Please let me die. This piece of shit messed up yet again.

Iori: Eeeeh!? Messed up what!?

(Ohse getting into the water)

Iori & Rikai: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

(The two of them fetch Ohse out)

Iori & Rikai: YOU CAN’T YOU CAN’T WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHYYY GET OVER HEREEE

(They all end up on the riverbank)

Ohse: Please let me drown myself

Iori: PLEASE DON’T DROWN YOURSELF!!

Rikai: Just what in the world happened

Ohse: Terra-san and Amahiko-san graced me with their precious free time

Ohse: And they all I did was soil it with my murky attitude…

Rikai: ….No, I’m sure you’re overthinking it

Iori: It’s these two, remember? There’s a chance they forgot already

Rikai: As you say

Ohse: Really? So then it’s okay, yes

Iori & Rikai: Yep! All good!

(Ohse getting into the water)

(The two of them fetch Ohse out)

Ohse: Please let me die for now! We’ll talk about it after I’m dead….!!

Iori: HIEEEEEEEEEH!

(Sarukawa complaining about his injuries as he gets naked)

Sarukawa: ….! Damnit…

(Sarukawa getting into the bath)

Sarukawa: ….

Amahiko: Good evening

Sarukawa: AAAAAH!!

Amahiko: Hahahaha

Sarukawa: AMAHIKO! I FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU! HOW MANY TIMES HAS IT BEEN THIS MONTH!

Amahiko: A rut awaits genuine ecstasy.

Sarukawa: DIE! Get out already! Fuck! …!

Amahiko: Aaah, aah Sarukawa-kun aah, aaAAAA!!

Sarukawa: …This fuckin’ guy

(Sarukawa getting into the bath)

Amahiko: Good evening

Sarukawa: EEEEEEEH!?

Amahiko: Fufufufu

Sarukawa: WHAT!? HOW EVEN!?

Amahiko: My new sexy illusions are still a long ways off from perfection

Sarukawa: EAT THIS!

(Sarukawa sprays him with cold water)

Amahiko: AAAAAAAH!! Sarukawa-kun it’s cold! The fresh water of winter!

Amahiko: AAH! AAAAAA!!

(Amahiko suddenly dancing)

Amahiko: Hah, hup, yaaaah!

Amahiko: ECSTASYYYYYYYYY

Sarukawa: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Fumiya reading a book)

(Sound of knocking on the door)

Fumiya: Mh, come in

(Rikai bringing a pile of books)

Rikai: Fumiya-san, here, all the books you requested.

Rikai: They’re mainly about resource problems, and there’s essays with the data too. 

Fumiya: Thanks

Rikai: What are you reading at the moment?

(Fumiya shows the book)

Rikai: Energy… so that’s the topic you’re delving yourself into.

Rikai: What’s with the sudden interest?

Fumiya: … 

Fumiya: Ah, my moped

Rikai: Eh?

Fumiya: Y’see, gasoline prices have been on the rise lately, so it made me start paying attention to it

Rikai: Aaah, that. At any rate, it is indeed a big subject that humanity is struggling with

Rikai: I do believe it’s wonderful to show interest in something like this. 

(Rikai leaves)

Fumiya: Rikai

Rikai: ?

Fumiya: …Nah, nevermind

Rikai: It’s almost time for dinner. Please come downstairs when you can.

Fumiya: Gotcha

(Door closes)

(Fumiya closes his book)

(Fumiya takes something he had been hiding on the bookshelf)

(Fumiya takes out the Charisma radar)

Fumiya: ….

(Fumiya puts the Charisma radar away)

(Door closes)

(The seven of them enjoying dinner)

Iori: Ah, that reminds me

The six of them: ?

Iori: Rikai-kun’s birthday is before Valentine’s, right 

Terra: Ah, you’re right!

Ohse: Yes, on the 11th of February

Amahiko: We must celebrate!

(The five of them getting excited)

Sarukawa: Tch

Rikai: ….! Thank you very much

Sarukawa: By the way, Tora

Tora: Eh? Ah, y-y-y-y-yes

Sarukawa: When’s your birthday

Torahime: EEEH!? My… my- asking for my b-b-b-b-birthday????

Sarukawa: Yea

Torahime: ….January… the 19th, but….

The seven of them: Huuuh~...

Terra: So last month, then

Iori: Then when we celebrate Rikai-kun’s birthday, we’ll also celebrate Tora-san’s birthday!

Torahime: EEEH!?

(Everyone getting excited)

Rikai: I’m looking forward to it, Tora-san

Torahime: …..!

The seven of them: Fufufufu… hahaha

Torahime: Haha… Ahahaha

Torahime: Ahahaha…Torahime: Ahahahaha!

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TL note:

Fumiya tells Ohse to say “猿、猿を探してこい” to Sarukawa. The joke is that “saru” in Sarukawa means monkey. It lit. translates to “Saru (monkey), go look for the monkeys (saru).” However~ I have refrained from translating Saru as monkey as a whole, due to this simply not sounding right, and it is a name with double meaning. Instead has been turned into a bit of a ruder sounding joke, forgive me Saru-chan!

柊 (hiiragi) means holly olive, holly, spotnape ponyfish (<- is that a real fish?). Hiiragi is the kunyomi (Japanese reading), while Shuu is the onyomi (sound reading, aka Chinese reading).

(Terra getting into hot water)

Terra: Ack! Ngh, h-hot, kgh…mmgnh!!!

(Sarukawa getting into hot water)

Sarukawa: Gah! Hmmnghhhh euugh Aaahhhhg~

(Fumiya getting into hot water)

Fumiya: A, ah, ah, haaahn

(Ohse getting into hot water)

Ohse: Ackk,,gghhk,,kghnngh,hkaagh

(Rikai getting into hot water)

Rikai: AGHJGHfhothohotafdhgffeelshhhotfhfhg

(Amahiko getting into hot water)

Amahiko: OUGHNNmmfghgoohhmoooohhhhhhh

(Iori getting into hot water)

Iori: BNGHJHOhohohohoho! Aahhhhooothhohhhjgh

The seven of them: Aaah~....

Rikai: Healing, isn’t it~

Fumiya: I’m melting away~

Terra: Say, don’t like, monkeys show up around here?

Amahiko: Eh? Aah, I wonder

Fumiya: Yeah they do. Kei, go look for ‘em

Sarukawa: Why, cut this shit out dude

Ohse: Hehe

Terra: Oh come on, go find ‘em~  It’s a once in a lifetime request from Terra-kun

Amahiko: Sarukawa-kun GO!

Sarukawa: Why me though! YOU go!

Fumiya: Ohse

(Fumiya sneakily whispering him something)

Ohse: ? …Hm, mhm mhm…

Ohse: Saru, go reunite with your family

Sarukawa: AAAH! The fuck are you goin' with the flow for! Get your ass over here!

(Ohse and Sarukawa jostling)

(Terra and Rikai trying to stop them)

Fumiya: Hahahaha

Sarukawa: It was YOUR doing, huh! I fuckin’ knew it!

Fumiya: Ah!

(Fumiya and Sarukawa jostling)

(Terra, Ohse and Rikai trying to stop them)

Iori: Yawn~…

Amahiko: Iori-san? Are you feeling alright?

Iori: I’m sleepy… sorry, I couldn’t be of service.

Amahiko: It’s fine, please rest easily.

Iori: I dun’ wannaaa~~

Amahiko: You have to, it’s an order, okay?

Iori: ……I have to be full of energy

Iori: Because…

Iori: I’m the heart of this house

Amahiko: Eh?

Iori: Hehe… hehehe

Amahiko & Iori: …Fufufu… ahahah…

(Ohse staring at something)

Rikai: Ohse-kun? What are you looking at?

Ohse: Snow…

Rikai: Aaah, it’s your favorite, isn’t it.

Ohse: Yes… Ri-Rikai-san.

Rikai: ?

Ohse: Can I take a dive?

Rikai: Eeeh!? Now!?

Terra: Go ahead Ghost-kun, Terra-kun will join you

Rikai: No, no you can’t! You’ll catch a cold again!

(Terra, Rikai and Ohse being noisy)

Fumiya: Hahahaha

Amahiko: Fufu… 

Sarukawa: Oh? Oi Amahiko, what’cha smiling for

Amahiko: Nothing beats nudity, the form people ought to naturally be. 

Amahiko: Everyone is sexy through and through. There’s much left to learn on my part.

Rikai: Amahiko-san, I am of the same opinion when you put it like that.

Rikai: Wondering how this world can be further improved made me fully aware of my own shortcomings.

Terra: Me too, I have to love Terra-kun even more!

Ohse: I need to disappear quickly

Iori: Self-sacrifice! Contribution! Free service!

Amahiko: Everyone! Let us all come together!!

The five of them: Ei, ei, oooooh!

Sarukawa: Quit it

The five of them: Ei, ei, oooooh!

Sarukawa: STOOOOOOP! DON’T UNIONIZEEEEE!!

Fumiya: Hahaha, hahahahaha

Fumiya: ….

Iori: Fumiya-san? What’s on your mind?

Fumiya: Nothing special

Iori: Reallyyyy~?

Terra: Shady…

Fumiya: I want hot sake

(The six of them getting mad)

The six of them: HEY! C’MON! FUMIYA-SAN! YOU CAN’T!!

Fumiya: ….What, what’cha being so serious for

The six of them: BECAUSE WE HAVE TO!!

Rikai: ….Feels nice, doesn’t it.

Terra: It’s the best

Iori: Hope this is okay…

Ohse: I wonder if this is okay…

Sarukawa: HMPH! I ain’t having fun AT ALL!

The seven of them: Aaaaah~~~~...

Terra: By the way, Tora-san

Torahime: Eh? Ah, y-y-y-yes

Terra: What’s your name?

Torahime: Eh!? My given name!?

Torahime: ……It’s Shuu.

Amahiko: Shuu?

Iori: Torahime Shuu

Torahime: Yes…

The seven of them: Eeeeh~

Sarukawa: What kanji

Torahime: EH!?

Torahime: ….Just the one kanji for hiiragi.

The seven of them: Eeeeh~

Rikai: A wonderful name.

Torahime: HWEH!?

Torahime: …….Thank you very much

Fumiya: Heh… hehe

The six of them: Hah…hahaha

Torahime: Eh? ….Ahaha… haha… ahaha

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Iori: Haaaaaaaah~~??

Nakagami: Owuh! Motohashi-kun, your voice…!

Iori: Keeping quiet from everyone should be more than enough. And now you’re asking me to make you food?

Iori: Don’t get ahead of yourself! You’re our enemy!

(Nakagami clinging onto Iori)

Nakagami: …I beg of you, Motohashi-kun, I need your assistance.

Nakagami: Phoo… phoo… slllluuurppp….slulululurp… ahhh!!!

Nakagami: Delish!

Iori: Really? I’m glad~♪

Iori: HUH!? EEEH!? What am I doing! Why did I cook udon!

Iori: !? …!?

Nakagami: Motohashi-kun, I have one more request. Would you mind installing these miniscule cameras in every nook and cranny of the house?

Iori: Hah?

Nakagami: You’re all in danger at the moment, so I’ll protect you all. That’s why I would like to have you all under constant surveillance.

Iori: As if I will ever do that!

Nakagami: …Please, help me.

Iori: Installation has been fully completed!

Iori: Living, kitchen, entry hall, bathroom, bath, toilet, bedroom yadda yadda

Iori: Under 24 hour surveillance, no one can keep any secrets! 

Iori: Even everyone’s buttholes aren’t spared! Woohoo!

Nakagami: Thank you

Iori: HUUUH!? WHAA!? EEEH!? What just happened!? What did I do!?

Nakagami: And one last thing

Iori: N-n-no more!!!!

Nakagami: I would like you to leave this house with me and cooperate with investigating Charisma

Iori: STOOOP! STOP!

(Iori bolting out of the room)

Iori: NEVEEER!!

Torahime: …S-Sensei… is this okay?

Nakagami: Yes, how are things on your end

Torahime: He hasn’t exposed me either.

Torahime: Motohashi Iori is genuinely not saying a word to the others about you from the looks of it. 

Nakagami: …I knew it. I should’ve targeted him from the beginning.

Nakagami: Motohashi Iori, you will be my salvation. With this I can move forward…!

(Torahime looking downwards)

Torahime: ….Is that so

Torahime: That’s nice… Sensei

Terra: Eh!? Seriously!?

Fumiya: Hm? What’s up?

(Everyone getting together)

Terra: Iori-kun… said he’ll go pay a visit to his family

Sarukawa: Huuh!?

Iori: ...Thought I should properly have a conversation with them for once.

Iori: I made them worry yet I acted awfully about it, I regret that. 

Iori: But I’ll get back home as soon as I talk it out with them.

Amahiko: …I see. I’m happy for you, Iori-san

Rikai: A wise decision, take care.

Iori: Yeah, I’m off then

(Iori hurrying to leave)

Ohse: Please wait a moment

Rikai & Amahiko: ?

Ohse: Doesn’t this smell suspicious?

Fumiya: Yeah, something’s off

Rikai & Amahiko: Eh?

Ohse: Showing remorse and changing his own behavior, is he even capable of such a thing.

Iori: Hey now

Fumiya: No way this dude knows what regret is.

Iori: Come on 

Terra: He’s not built like that

Iori: Yes I am!

Fumiya: Then what about all the chores while you’re gone

Iori: ….! If… if everyone could like, take care of it themselves…

Ohse, Fumiya & Terra: Something is off!!

Iori: Eeeeh!?

(Everyone surrounding Iori)

Iori: Aah… wait.. aaaah, aaaah

(Nakagami looking at the footage from the entry way on his tablet)

Nakagami: ….As you’d expect from these Charismas, nothing gets by them, huh

Nakagami: Hang in there Motohashi-kun…! Shake them off…! And then leave this house! Together with me!

Sarukawa: Io

The six of them: ?

Sarukawa: You decided that yourself?

Iori: …. 

(Iori smiling)

Iori: …Yes, I did.

Sarukawa: I see, then ain’t gon’ stop you no more, go

Iori: …..Yeah

(Iori heading for the door)

Nakagami: "Alright! Motohashi Iori acquired! AAAAAAAAAH!!! YIPPEEEE!!"

Torahime: Please wait right there!

The six of them: !?

Rikai: Tora-san?

Nakagami: "TORAJIROU!?"

Torahime: Iori-san, you can’t go. 

Torahime: I realized from watching everyone living together. Walking your own path isn't for anyone here.

Torahime: All of you! It’s precisely because it’s all seven of you together in this house! That its Charisma!

Terra: Huh? What are you saying?

Nakagami: "WHAT IS THAT GUY SAYING!!!!!"

Torahime: Remember professor Nakagami? I’m his assistant, a spy to be exact.

The seven of them: EEEEEEEEEH!?

Torahime: Iori-san has been tempted by the professor, and he’s been forcing him to cooperate.

The seven of them: Eh?

Nakagami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!?!?

Nakagami: EEEEH!?!? ☆◆▽◎★◇…?!?

Nakagami: HE SAID IT ALL!! OUT OF NOWHERE!! WHY!! WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO HIM!

Nakagami: WHAT IS HE DOING..!!

(Nakagami flying out of the room)

Nakagami: WAAAAAAAIT!!!

The seven of them: !?

Terra: Ah! It’s that stupid professor!

Sarukawa: Dude seriously popped up

(Nakagami falling down the stairs)

Nakagami: GWAH! AH! DAH! BEH! BOH! GAH!

Nakagami: BWEEEH…!

Torahime: S-SENSEEEI!! Are you okay!?

Nakagami: …! TORAJIROU! Why did you expose everything!

Torahime: Hweh?

Torahime: Ah, Aaaah! AAAAAAAA! Sensei! My bad!

Nakagami: No, don’t give me any my bads

Torahime: I'm deeply sorry!

Nakagami: No, that’s not it, what is the meaning of all this!

Torahime: What is the meaning of all this!

Nakagami: HAAH!?

Torahime: It’s kinda… thinking about someone missing made me subconsciously feel sad….

Nakagami: Hmmmn!?

Nakagami: What are you rattling off about! What’s your intention! Your reasoning is incomprehensible!

Fumiya: Seems like it is as it is.

Ohse: Looks like it is as it is. 

Iori: Persuading Iori-kun and abducting him, that is!

Amahiko: What do we do?

Sarukawa: Fuckin’ obvious! Get his ass!

(Everyone, except Rikai, inflecting violence on Nakagami)

Nakagami: Augh, stop, augh…!

(Torahime trying to stop it)

Torahime: Sensei! Sensei!

Terra: BEAUTY BEAAAAAM!!

Amahiko: SEXY ATTAAACK!!

Nakagami: GWAAAGHH!!!!

Rikai: ….Iori-san, everything is all okay now.

Rikai: We’re sorry for not realizing sooner, it must’ve been hard.

Iori: … Thank you, guys.

Nakagami: Damnit! Are these the limits of a normie! Just one more push was all I needed!

(The six of them smiling)

(Iori smiling)

Iori: … 

The seven of them: Ahahaha!

(Iori heading to Nakagami)

Iori: Okay mister professor, let’s get going

The six of them: Eh?

Iori: Are you hurt? Can you stand?

Nakagami: Eh… no I’m…

Terra: Eh?

Fumiya: Huh?

Ohse: Hm?

Amahiko: Iori-san?

Rikai: Iori-san!

Iori: Hm?

Rikai: ….What are you doing?

Iori: Eh? Servicing the professor

The six of them: WHA-!?!?

Iori: He was all like, going on how he had it rough and needs my salvation.

The six of them: No no no no no no!

Iori: I-it’s okay! Don’t worry! I can perfectly take care of both sides!

Iori: I’ll work nonstop! I’ll be a proper slave! Rest assured!

Terra: What are you on!? He’s the enemy, remember!?

Rikai: Iori-san! Why must you go this far!

Iori: ….

Iori: Because…

Iori: There’ll be a day where everyone separates themselves from me, no?

Rikai: ….Eh?

Iori: In due time no one will need me anymore, because this is a temporary residence.

Iori: It won’t last forever, we’ll have to face the end at some point.

Iori: When that time comes…. what will be left of me?

Iori: Nothing… all will disappear… 

The five of them: … 

Fumiya: Then we keep it going

The five of them: ?

(Fumiya walking to Iori)

Fumiya: We’ll have to face the end at some point? Why? It’s not like I mind staying together forever.

Fumiya: Iori, I’ve got nothing either. You and me together.

 Iori: ….Huh?

(Everyone smiling in a self-deprecating way)

Iori: ….!

Iori: ….Hehe, I see… 

Iori: ………Duly noted.

Iori: So, mister professor, I’m sorry!

Nakagami: EEEEEEH!?

(Iori returning to the others)

Nakagami: No no wait wait wait, wait a second! Motohashi-kun!

Nakagami: There’s only six people over there, right!? The free service on my side pertains to all of society! All of mankind!

Iori: ALL OF MANKIND!?!? Seriously!?!?!?

Fumiya: Oi, you slave

Iori: I-in other words, you mean to say all of the people in this world need me!?

Nakagami: Exactly

Iori: I can’t pass this chance!! I’m going over there!!

The six of them: HEEEEY!!!

(Everyone complaining)

Ohse: Io-kun!

Iori: !?

(Ohse holding up a paper)

Ohse: I’ll put my seal on the slave contract, see?

Iori: SERIOUSLYYY!? I’ll go over there!!!!

Nakagami: OOOOI!!

(Both parties calling out to Iori)

Iori: I’ll go over here! Over here!

Iori: No over here! Here! Here! Here!

Iori: AAAAHN~!

(A mysterious light beaming)

Fumiya: (Charisma charge: Complete)

Iori: (Alas… I yearn to devote oneself…)

Iori: (Serving, serving until I breathed my last…)

Iori: (Pray, for anyone to yield to such desire…) 

Shinjuu break

(Double suicide break)

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Iori’s sister: ….

Rikai & Amahiko: …

Fumiya: ‘Scuse me, but why did you come here, miss

Terra: She said it's because she saw Iori-kun at the Shinto shrine

Fumiya: Aah, back then. So, you followed us afterwards?

Rikai: Fumiya-san! Watch what you say! You’re being impolite!

Fumiya: Eh?

Iori’s sister: …I’ll take my leave.

Rikai: Ah please wait a moment! Just what could Iori-san be doing right now

Rikai: Maybe he’s being bashful? We’ll go fetch him immediately!

Iori’s sister: Ah, that’s-

(Nakagami keeping watch from the second floor)

Nakagami: Someone came over? I can’t quite grasp what’s happening from here

Nakagami: I must get a little closer

Torahime: Eeeh…! Sensei, you know they’ll seriously find us out at some point…!?

Nakagami: No need to worry

Torahime: Someone’s coming

Nakagami: Eeeeh…!

(The two of them run away)

(Sarukawa calling out to Iori infront of Iori’s room)

Sarukawa: Io! Ain’t this going too far!? Just get outta there already

Iori: ….

Sarukawa: Sigh…. Nothing will do when he’s like this~

Rikai: How is it?

Ohse: It’s no use, Rikai-san

Rikai: Good grief

Ohse: But, maybe there is some kind of reason for this. I think we shouldn’t really force him to… 

Rikai: ….Yeah

The three of them: …..

(Terra making a bee line and opening the door)

Terra: Iori-kuuun?

The three of them: EEEH!?

Terra: Coming in~

Sarukawa: Dude, you’re already in!

Terra: What’cha doing? Your sister is waiting, hurry up

Rikai: Iori-san… Even for just a second. 

Ohse: Io-kun

Amahiko: Iori-san?

Iori: …

Terra: You listening??

(Iori has a puzzling smile on his face)

Iori: ….

Terra: What’s with that face, it’s kinda pissing me of 

(The five of them trying to take Iori with them)

(Iori doesn’t move a single inch)

Terra: Huh, you’re kidding!? You like, gotta be kidding!?

Rikai: Iori-san? Don’t make us repeat ourselves!

Ohse: He’s not moving at all…!

Amahiko: You were this powerful the entire time!?

(The five of them keep trying to take Iori with them)

Fumiya: Oooi, your big sis is gonna leave, y’know?

Terra: Fumiya-kun, perfect timing

Terra: Iori-kun isn’t listening to a single thing, do something 

Fumiya: Fufu, leave it to me

(Fumiya standing in front of Iori) 

Fumiya: Iori, hurry up and get out. This is an order

Terra: Alright

Ohse: This will work

Rikai: I don’t approve though

Iori: ….

Sarukawa: Hm? Huh?

Iori: …..

Amahiko: It wasn’t effective at all

Fumiya: No way!

(All of them start complaining)

Fumiya: No, no, you got it wrong, listen you bozos

Fumiya: That totally wasn’t for real just now, he’s definitely going to listen once I get serious!

Fumiya: Oi! Stop!

Ohse: Then please get serious

Fumiya: Just you watch

(Fumiya clears his throat and rotates his neck)

Fumiya: Oi, slave, get it done. Or no more orders for you, got it?

Iori: …..

(All of them start complaining)

Fumiya: Eeeeh!?

Fumiya: N-no way, this isn’t it, something’s just not right, it’s a conspiracy

(Fumiya getting pushed out of the room)

Fumiya: Ah, wait, stop screwing around, I’ll remember this, you lot…!

Terra: And stay out!

Fumiya: Aaah!

(Sound of door getting slammed shut)

Rikai: …..So what now

Ohse: Um…

The four of them: ?

Rikai: Ohse-kun?

Ohse: Io-kun… You might feel like it’s killing you but you can’t run away, I think

Ohse: Let’s face it properly? Okay?

Rikai: ….! Ohse-kun…!

(Iori smiling happily)

Amahiko: !? Iori-san reacted!

(Iori starts moving)

Sarukawa: He’s moving! It’s a miracle!

(Iori strangles Ohse)

Iori: …..!

Ohse: Uaghgh….!

(The four of them try to stop him)

Ohse: If you wanna kill me, kill meee~....!

Terra: Hey! Ghost-kun don’t make it worse!

(The four of them still trying to stop him)

(Sound of door opening)

Fumiya: Oi, coast’s cleaar

The five of them: ?

Fumiya: She left

The five of them: Eeh!? Haah….

Rikai: Geez… Iori-san…

Fumiya: She left some cookies as a gift. We’ll eat ‘em together, ‘kay?

Fumiya: Iori, pour some tea

Iori: Very well sir~!

The four of them: WHAAA!?

Iori: Phew~ I’m beat~ Let’s take a break

Iori: ~♪~♪

(The four of them complaining)

Sarukawa: That’s the kinda guy he is.

Iori: Sorry everyone~ Also her dropping by out of nowhere was so annoying, I dunno what got into her, geez~

Iori’s sister: Iori?

Iori: She’s still here!? You tricked me, Fumiya-san!

(Iori grabbing Fumiya, the others try to pull them apart)

Fumiya: Hahahaha, that’s what you get for underestimating me

Fumiya: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Iori’s sister: Iori…

Iori’s sister: I’m leaving, so… Sorry, for suddenly showing up

Iori’s sister: It’s not for any kind of reason, I just wanted to see how you were doing

Iori’s sister: Father and mother won’t be saying anything else either.

Iori: ….

Iori’s sister: It’s just… I think they’re also worried. So get in touch with them even if it’s just a call, okay? 

Iori: … 

Iori’s sister: ….

Iori’s sister: Well, excuse me for disturbing you all.

(Everyone giving confused responses)

Terra: (His sister left. Iori-kun hadn’t said a single word until the very end.)

Terra: (We wondered what made him like this…)

Terra: (Maybe there’s some kind of difficult situation back at home.)

Terra: (And just as we were speculating along these lines…)

Sarukawa: Hah? Ain’t no way, they’re just a regular ol’ family

Sarukawa: Dunno what’s there to complain ‘bout if I was in his shoes

The five of them: …. 

Sarukawa: It’s just…

Sarukawa: One day, he dropped all his lessons outta nowhere

Rikai: Lessons?

Amahiko: What was Iori-san learning?

Sarukawa: Kinda lil’ bit of everything, like piano

Terra: Eeeh?

Sarukawa: Calligraphy, drawing too

Ohse: Eh… 

Sarukawa: Also went to cram school, he’s a smart fella

Sarukawa: Polar opposite of me, hehehe

The five of them: …. 

Sarukawa: ….But he dropped it all. He didn’t wanna do anything anymore

Sarukawa: That’s when it started, him coming over to my place and all…

Iori: Saru-chan, what are we doing today? You decide, Saru-chan

Sarukawa: As if I care, stay away from here

Iori: Where are you going today? Meeting someone?

Sarukawa: Listen to me!

Iori: I’m fine with anything

(Iori smacking Sarukawa)

Iori: Hey, hey hey hey

Sarukawa: Aaagh!!

(Iori chasing after Sarukawa) 

Iori: Ah! Wait! Saru-chan!

Sarukawa: (“Decide for yourself!”)

Iori: ….

(Sound of knocking on the door)

Iori: !

(Amahiko drinking tea)

Amahiko: How delicious, truly one of a kind. It wouldn’t even come close if I were to pour it myself.

Amahiko: The cookies are enjoyable too. What do you think, Iori-san?

Iori: …….

Iori: ……..Sorry

Amahiko: …?

Iori: I caused trouble for everyone….

Iori: But… I had nothing to say even if I went to see her. 

Iori: I have nothing, I’m doing… nothing…

Amahiko: Doing nothing? You, Iori-san?

Iori: ….?

(Amahiko smiling)

Amahiko: ….

Amahiko: Iori-san, remember when we were at my house?

Amahiko: You said this to me back then.

Amahiko: “When it comes to your parents, aren’t you the one distancing yourself from them??”

Amahiko: It all clicked in my head, you were right.

Amahiko: But you know, I can believe that because of where I am right now.

Amahiko: I was hopeless at the time, yet I was able to do it.

Amahiko: Why do you think that is?

Iori: …..?

(Everyone sleeping peacefully)

Amahiko: Because of where I belong.

Amahiko: I found myself in a new place to belong to, thus I changed.

Amahiko: And when looking at who’s kindly sustaining this precious place…

Amahiko: (Iori-san, it’s you.)

Amahiko: (You’re the heart of this house.)

Amahiko: (Your sadness, is also our sadness.)

Amahiko: (Your bright smile, is also our bright smile.)

Amahiko: (This house, you see, is all of you, Iori-san.)

(Iori happily doing the laundry for tomorrow)

Iori: ....Fufufu

Iori: (Thank you, Amahiko-san.)

Iori: …..

(Iori touching the cookies his sister left behind.)

Iori: (But…)

(Sound of tableware falling)

Iori: !? Who is it?

Iori: Ah, has to be Ohse-san. Geez~ If you’re hungry, just tell--

Iori: !? You…! You’re…!

(Iori tries to run away)

Nakagami: Wait…! Motohashi-kun…!

(Both of them jostling)

Iori: …Let me go!

Iori: Let go!!!!

(Nakagami being pushed away and falling)

Nakagami: Uwagh!

Iori: What are you doing here!

Nakagami: I beg of you, don’t make a scene…! Please….!

(Nakagami clinging onto Iori(s leg)

Iori: Hieeeh!?

Nakagami: S-save me….!

Nakagami: Motohashi-kun… I need your salvation….! 

Iori: …

Iori: Eh… 

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #102 Common cold

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Rikai: (I knew visiting the shrine late at night would not bode well. Everyone had fallen ill thanks to it.)

(Sounds of people sniffling and coughing)

Rikai: Good grief, that’s why I kept saying to be careful. This is proof of indolence.

Rikai: Achoo…! Sniffle, sniffle…

Rikai: …When one catches a cold it spreads to the other without mercy, such is the flaw of living together

Rikai: I did worry if it might get worse, however…

Iori: Lalala! LaaaaaAaaaaaAAA~

Rikai: ?

Iori: An explosion of infections No recovery~♪

Iori: Devoted nursing Neverending~♪

Iori: Cold, everyone, has a cold~♪

Iori: Lalala!~♪

Rikai: Iori-san?

Iori: OAUUGHJ!?

(Iori dropping everything)

Iori: R-Rikai-kun!

Rikai: What were you singing?

Iori: Huh? Singing? Was I singing some kind of song?

Rikai: Yes, and you seemed to be really enjoying it.

Iori: E-e-e-enjoying it!? No way I would do such a thing!

Iori: Everyone’s down with a cold, you know!?

Iori: Having fun frolicking around and singing in times like these, only someone sick in the head would do this!

Iori: Cut it out, okay!? I’ll get mad!?

Rikai: Ri…right…

Iori: More importantly, how’s everyone doing?

Iori: Any progress with their overall condition?

Rikai: No, it’s quite unfavorable at the moment…

Iori: Great!

Rikai: Hm?

Iori: There it is! Yes! Good going! Praise be!

Iori: Thank you for the meal!

Rikai: Iori-san.

Iori: Eh? Aah, you got it wrong!

Rikai: What did I get wrong. You were absolutely delighted over it just now.

Iori: No way I would be happy!? Especially in these kinds of times!

Iori: Everyone’s having it rough from being sick! And that should make me happy!? I’m not insane!

Iori: Enough of this, Rikai-kun! Rikai-kuuuuUUUN!

Rikai: No, that’s all I can see though.

Iori: Don’t you have a fever?

Rikai: Cough cough, cough cough…

Iori: Oooh! OoooooOOoOo! You’re coughing! That’s it Rikai-kun!

Iori: And you aren’t stopping! THAT’S TOTALLY A COLD!!

Iori: YAAAAY!

Rikai: This doesn’t make sense

Iori: No, no, you got it wrong

Rikai: No I don’t

(The two of them going back and forth)

Iori: I didn’t say anything you didn’t hear me well I didn’t say anything I swear you got all wrong really I promise it’s okay I’ll take responsibility just gimme a bit more a bit more please I mean no no you got it wrong　

Rikai: No no no you said yay yes you did you also said good going what are you on give you a bit more no seriously what do you mean I got it all wrong

Rikai: …Either way, I believe everyone should pay the doctor a visit just to be sure.

Iori: Hah? The doctor? That’s absolutely a no-go.

Rikai: Why

Iori: Look, it’s just not a good idea since there’s so many repeats of wrong diagnosis and medical errors.

Iori: Society is full of quacks!

Rikai: Good lord what are you on!

Iori: Recovering at home is the best remedy there is.

Iori: And you’re in luck I'm the only healthy one. So leave it all to me, okay? Alright bye!

Rikai: Ah

(Iori speedily preparing stuff)

Iori: Wait for me everyone, I’ll bring you back on your feet

Iori: Aaah~ I’m so busy~ Oh what do I do~!

Nakagami: As you’d expect from Motohashi-kun. Is that the ethos of free service?

Nakagami: In this era of rampant egoism, society ought to take a page from his book.

Nakagami: Wonderful! Right, Torajirou-kun!

Torahime: It’s Torahime

Nakagami: Dreamy sigh… As if he’s an angel in white…

Torahime: ….Angel.

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: Sensei, did you just call Motohashi Iori, an angel?

Nakagami: …Yes

(Torahime grabbing Nakagami)

Nakagami: !?

Torahime: Sensei, it appears to me that you really don’t know anything about Charisma. 

Torahime: The one that knows all the details is ME…! 

Nakagami: Aah! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Fumiya laying limply on his bed)

(Sound of the door opening)

Iori: How are you feeling~?

(Fumiya hiding under his blanket)

Fumiya: Eek! It’s here…!

(Footsteps of Iori getting closer)

Iori: Huh? Didn't touch your food? That's not good, you get me? You won’t recover like this, y'know?

Iori: Ah, right

Iori: You don’t have the strength to eat on your own~

Iori: Hu hu hu hu~

(Fumiya shaking from fear)

Fumiya: ….!

Iori: Okay, Fumiya-san, aaah~

Iori: Come on, say aaah, hu hu hu hu~

Fumiya: Aaah, aaaaAAAA…!!!!!

Iori: Alright. Terra-san, let’s change your clothes, okay?

Terra: ….!!

Iori: Oh my, you’re shivering a lot, are you cold?

Terra: No, I’m scared…!

Iori: Seems like you still have a fever

Terra: No, I’m scared, of you…!

Iori: It’s okay, even if your fever won’t go away

Iori: I will serve you for the rest of my life~!!!!!!!

(Terra foaming at the mouth)

Terra: ★◎■▽☆◇★◎■▽……！

(Iori’s voice booming out of nowhere)

Iori: Saru-chan

Sarukawa: …! …..!

Iori: Saru-chan.

Sarukawa: …! …..!

(Sound of Sarukawa’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: SARU-CHAAAAAAAN!! HOW ARE YOU FEEEeeEeeLING!?!?

Sarukawa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of Amahiko’s blanket being thrown off)

Iori: AMAHIKO-SAAAN!!! WANT TO SWAP GUTS WITH ME~!?!?

Amahiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Sound of a door being violently opened)

Iori: OHSE-SAAAN!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?

Iori: HERE’S A SERVING OF A WARM, NUTIRIOUS, EASY TO DIGEST DELICIOUS RICE PORRIDGE! 

Iori: HERE YOU GOOOOO!!!!!!

(Ohse resisting by hurling things at Iori)

Ohse: …! ….!!

Iori: Stop, stop!! You’re not in shape for this! You’ll hurt yourself!!

Iori: Accept my caretaking without resistance!!

Iori: I even brought a urine bottle! Walking to the bathroom is exhausting, yes!?

Iori: Go number one right here!! Hurry!! Pee in the bottle!!

Iori: I don’t mind! I don’t think it’s filthy!

(Iori spreads out both arms)

Iori: I WILL MAKE YOU BASTARD HEALTHY BY MY NURSING FUELED BY DEVOTION!!!!

Iori: WAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Rikai: ENOUGH OF THIS!

(Rikai hits Iori)

Iori: Ow!

Rikai: What has gotten into you?

Iori: Aha… I let my love for everyone get out of hand

Iori: So embarrassing

Rikai: Either way, please retreat to your room for the time being, I’ll handle everything from here

Iori: Eeeeh!?

(Rikai pushing Iori)

Rikai: C’mon, be off

Iori: Waitwait, wait

Rikai: It’ll be fine, so just, hurry and go…!

(Nakagami investigating something)

Nakagami: ….

Torahime: Sensei, they’ll find us…!

Nakagami: It’s okay. You think that Motohashi-kun will quit nursing the others halfway through.

Nakagami: It seems that you do not know a thing about Charisma after all.

(The voices of Rikai and Iori getting closer)

Torahime: ! They’re coming

Nakagami: EEEEH…!? 

Torahime: Let’s hide!

Nakagami: W-w-w-where!

Torahime: Bed bed bed

Nakagami: …!

(Door opening)

Iori: It’s okay! I’ll take care of it! Rikai-kun!?

(Door shutting)

Iori: ……….

Iori: Cough, cough, cough….. !

(Iori throws everything off his desk in a bout of disorientation)

(Iori falls down to his knees and looks bitter)

Iori: …., ……….

(Sound of something beeping outside his room)

Iori: Ah… the washing machine stopped… I need to…

(Iori staggering as he gets up)

Iori: Cough, cough… 

(Iori leaves)

(Nakagami & Torahime get out of the bed)

Torahime: …That’s Motohashi Iori.

Nakagami: …..

Rikai: (Iori-san’s condition was unwell. He kept it under wraps in order to serve everyone.)

Rikai: (Where does such an abnormal need for self-sacrifice come from, I wonder.)

Rikai: (In the days following our recovery, a certain someone came by the house.)

(Doorbell ringing)

(Sarukawa talking to someone)

Sarukawa: Ooh, that’s what it was. Ya scared me there

Sarukawa: How long’s it been? For real man, hahaha

Terra: Who’s that?

Amahiko: No idea

Fumiya: Acquaintance of Kei’s? 

Ohse: ….

(Sarukawa coming this way)

Sarukawa: Oi, where’s Io?

Rikai: Eh? He’s, uh…

Sarukawa: ….

Terra: Hold it, Sarukawa-kun! Who’s that?

Sarukawa: Io’s big sis

The five of them: EEEH!? OLDER SISTER!?

(Iori’s sister bowing her head)

Iori’s sister: .…

(Everyone bowing back)

Sarukawa: Oi, Io. Your big sis is here.

Sarukawa: Io??? Where did that bastard run off to…

Sarukawa: Ioooooo!!

Rikai: (Iori-san never showed himself.)

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #101 New Year's Greeting

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Fumiya: New Year’s Greeting

The six of them: 2024!

(Everyone gathering in the living room)

Fumiya: ‘Kay, let’s roll

Rikai: Eh?

(Charisma Yakyuuken playing) 〜〜♪

Rikai: Huh? What? What’s all this?

Everyone except Rikai: If you wanna keep watching Charisma you gotta do it like this

The six of them: Charge! Break!

The six of them: JPY! JPY! JPY! JPY!

The six of them: JPY!

The six of them: YAAAY! JPY! We’ll be in your care this year too!

Rikai: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #100 New Year's Eve

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TL note:

In Japan, there’s Buddhist tradition where the temple bell is rung 108 times on New Year’s Eve, with the last one being right as it goes into the new year.

On New Year’s Eve, it’s also a tradition to eat soba, which is supposed to bring long life and prosperity in the year ahead.

初詣 (hatsumoude) is the first shrine visit of the year specifically. Simply translated it as “shrine” due to the short line delivery.

(Sound of the temple bell being rung on New Year’s Ever)

(Terra drying his hair)

Fumiya: Huh? Was that the bell?

Sarukawa: For real!? Oi, stop the dryer! It’s loud as hell! Oi!

Terra: Eh? You’re feeling lucky for seeing Terra-kun just after he got out of the bath?

Terra: That’s nice~

Sarukawa: Hell no, your dryer’s noisy 

Terra: Well I'm done now

Amahiko: …Just a little while more until the new year

Iori: Everyoneee~ The soba noodles are almost ready~

Terra, Fumiya & Amahiko: Okaaay

Fumiya: Aah, I’m starving. Iori, I want a large portion

Sarukawa: Ah! No fair! Me too!

Terra: Amahiko, where’s Ghost-kun?

Amahiko: Behind you

Terra: Huh? Uwah! You scared me! So you were here

Ohse: Ah, sorry

Amahiko: Where’s Rikai-san

Terra: He’s sleeping over there, wake him up

Amahiko: ….? 

(Rikai sleeping peacefully)

Amahiko: Oogh…! Rikai-san…! Such a defenseless visage…! 

Amahiko: Most fitting as a last act of sexiness for the year, I will leave him be as is

Terra: Wake him up!

Iori: It’s done~

The six of them: Oooh!!

(Iori placing down the soba noodles on the table)

Iori: Alright, yes yes, here you all go~

Fumiya: Looks delish

Terra: Smells great!

Ohse: Eh, there’s prawns too… is this okay?

Iori: I splurged without realizing, ehehe~ Ah, the bowls are hot so watch out.

Fumiya & Sarukawa: Ouch!!

Iori: I told you it’s hot

Terra & Ohse: Fufufu

(Amahiko waking up Rikai)

Amahiko: Rikai-san, please wake up. The soba noodles are ready. 

Rikai: ….How… late is it now…?

Amahiko: Almost time for the New Year

Rikai: Everyone’s wide awake… Meanwhile my eyelids closed themselves on their own… 

Amahiko: Sexy.

Fumiya: All that’s left is Tora-san

Iori: Aah, he said he didn’t need any soba. Apparently he has some stomach issues. 

Sarukawa: Really? Ain’t he calling with his girlie again?

Fumiya: Hmph~

Sarukawa: Also how long’s that fella gonna stay here too?

Iori: True, he’s not going home at all~

Terra: Has to be because Terra-kun’s here

(Nakagami investigating with a clipboard in his hand)

Nakagami: 204… This must be Minato Ohse’s room.

(Nakagami going in)

Torahime: Sensei…! What are you doing…!

Nakagami: It’s unavoidable. I must know everything that there is about these Charismatics.

Torahime: They’ll find us out if you’re just casually strolling around here

Torahime: Also, 204 is Tendou Amahiko’s room, Minato Ohse’s is at 203.

Nakagami: ….

Torahime: ?

Nakagami: It’s the first time I’m here, how should I know!?

Torahime: Please don’t raise your voice…!

Nakagami: What’s with that “I know more about the Charismas than you do” kind of attitude.

Torahime: No no, that’s not…!

Nakagami: Listen well, the one who first noticed their charm was ME.

Nakagami: Coining the term Charisma was MY work too. If anything I would like you to pay your respects.

Nakagami: Huuhn? So where are they? Must I remind you that the first to find them was also--

Torahime: Ssssh…! They’ll find us…!

Torahime: (Geez~ When these guys get involved he just gets so…)

(The six of them slurping on soba noodles)

(Rikai nodding off)

Rikai: …

Terra: Hm? Isn’t Rikai-kun falling asleep?

Ohse: Eh?

(Rikai smacking his head on the table, the six of them panicking)

Rikai: Ouch! Owowowhothothot…!

The six of them: Hey! What are you doing~ You idiot!

Rikai: S-sorry, I’m awake now

Iori: Sheesh~ You good?

Rikai: A-ahem, everyone, what kind of year was it for you all?

Rikai: If you’d like, let’s all evaluate the good and bad parts together and make the most of our lives next year.

Fumiya: Where’s that coming from

Terra: You were just asleep!

Sarukawa: Don’t throw this on us outta nowhere, you serious

Rikai: I am serious!

Amahiko: It was a pretty eventful year

Iori: I’m glad we got back home safely. I can give free service to everyone like this♪

Terra: Also why did we get chased in the first place again

Sarukawa: I kinda don’t get it, that one professor dude just popped up

Rikai: And what did he call us again

The six of them: …? Uuh, what was it… Umm…

Fumiya: Charisma

The six of them: ….

The six of them: Aaaah, right, right, that. Charisma.

Iori: What is Charisma

Amahiko: I have no clue. Must be some kind of impressive person.

Terra: Well, that does fit

Rikai: That might be indeed correct.

Fumiya: Anyway, we all put up a great fight. Good work everyone

The six of them: Good work~

Sarukawa: Aaah, that was some yummy soba

Iori: I’m glad, and weren’t the prawns also delicious?

The six of them: The prawns were delicious!!!

Amahiko: Impeccable

Terra: Thank you, and nice job too, prawns.

The six of them: Nice job~

Fumiya: …Guess it’s time to go

Rikai: Eh? Go where

Fumiya: To the shrine

Rikai: Shrine!

Ohse: Eh?

Terra: Eh? We’re going? 

Fumiya: Eh, we’re not?

The seven of them: Hmm… yeah, aaah.. what to do?

The seven of them: D-do we go…? We’re going? Well, since it’s already…

Fumiya: We’re going! Get ready!

(Everyone running off to get ready)

Rikai: A-a-a-ah everyone, please dress up properly since it’s cold outside!

Rikai: You’ll catch a cold otherwise!

Iori: New Year’s almost here!

Sarukawa: Hurry! Faster!

(Everyone rushing out of the living room)

(Fumiya, Terra, Amahiko and Ohse going up the stairs)

Torahime: Sensei, the Charismas are coming! Let’s go hide!

(Nakagami trying to get into room 202)

Nakagami: !?

Torahime: Ah, not there. We should avoid my room, over here

Nakagami: Where are we going…!

Torahime: Hurry! Over here!

Nakagami: Again acting as if you know better than me or what!!

Torahime: Ssssh!! You got it wrong! Just hurry!

Terra: Ghost-kun, you’re coming too, right?

Ohse: Ah… yes

Amahiko: Tora-san? Is your tummy feeling better?

Torahime: …

Amahiko: Tora-san?

Torahime: ….

Terra: Maybe he’s asleep?

(Torahime looking outside)

Torahime: ….Looks like we’re in the clear

Torahime: Sensei, it really is too much of a risk having you around here.

Torahime: It’d be better for you to give me directions from outside the house…

Nakagami: I am fully aware. However, the current state of affairs doesn’t allow that.

Torahime: …? What… what do you mean… 

Amahiko: So many people here

(Ohse feeling dizzy)

Ohse: Bweh

Iori: Everyone holding up against the cold?

Rikai: Ah, don’t stray out of sight, Saru! Terra-san!

Fumiya: Where’s the sweet sake

(Everyone enjoying the first shrine visit of the year)

Torahime: The Charismas are… being targeted?

Nakagami: Yes, it’s most likely that an investigation was conducted at the laboratory they destroyed.

Nakagami: Lately I’ve been also seeing shadows flicker around me.

Torahime: …!

Nakagami: It’s only a matter of time before they read the Charismas.

Nakagami: And then steal that wonderful power from them.

Nakagami: Which is why I must be here to protect them.

Torahime: Stealing… Who in the world would go that far…

(Iori noticing something strange)

Ohse: ? …Io-kun, what’s wrong?

Iori: Huh? Oh, nothing

Iori: Thought I felt someone staring at me. Might just be my imagination, let’s go

Ohse: ….

(Crowd of people cheering, sounds of clapping)

Background chatter: Happy New Year!!

Iori: (The New Year came, and everyone put their hands together.)

(The seven of them lining up for the offerings box)

(Everyone clapping twice)

(The six of them praying and closing their eyes)

Iori: (What I wondered was what everyone wished for going into the New Year.)

(Iori praying & closing his eyes)

Iori: (Motohashi Iori’s wish is…)