Cynthia // she/her // 28 // boomerbird10 on AO3 and Here But Not For Long on ff
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don’t mind me, just posting a selection of images from my photog portfolio so I have a link to send to the person that just asked to see my work! (post 1/3, photos 1-6/26… this one in particular is all self-portraits!)
oh and also the 3rd one (the one with pink hair) is the most recent one, taken right after I got out of the hospital with my most recent brain surgery! so since I forgot to put anything about that here… heads up, y’all, I recently had brain surgery again. 🤣
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don’t mind me, just posting a selection of images from my photog portfolio so I have a link to send to the person that just asked to see my work! (post 1/3, photos 1-6/26… this one in particular is all self-portraits!)
oh and also the 3rd one (the one with pink hair) is the most recent one, taken right after I got out of the hospital with my most recent brain surgery! so since I forgot to put anything about that here… heads up, y’all, I recently had brain surgery again. 🤣
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don’t mind me, just posting a selection of images from my photog portfolio so I have a link to send to the person that just asked to see my work! (post 1/3, photos 1-6/26… this one in particular is all self-portraits!)
oh and also the 3rd one (the one with pink hair) is the most recent one, taken right after I got out of the hospital with my most recent brain surgery! so since I forgot to put anything about that here… heads up, y’all, I recently had brain surgery again. 🤣
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I may have gotten Josh’s tattoo, too. 😅😂❤️
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Josh Widdicombe says, “I thought you’d worry that I’d forget you after this, so… I’ve got a tattoo.” He shows a photo of his bare foot with “GREG” tattooed on it, and the audience gasps and laughs. Greg Davies is astonished, laughing and covering his face with both hands as the audience cheers and applauds. End ID.]
#taskmaster#taskmaster series 1#greg davies#josh widdicombe#alex horne#I am just so incredibly in love with this show#if you’ve never seen it#do yourself a favor and go watch an episode or two#it is genuinely the funniest ‘game show’ I’ve ever seen#the stakes are low#the comedy is high#the contestants are constantly like wtf why are you asking me to make a Swedish person blush#the point system is entirely at the whim of Greg#therefore there really ISN’T a points system 😂#it’s delightfully arbitrary#which makes it SO FUNNY#and so infuriating for the contestants 🤣🤣🤣🤣#I told my mom I was getting the Greg tattoo and she was like …are u sure u want that on your body forever#YES I SURE AM#TYVM Loretta#i already had a giant criminal minds tramp stamp by that point#so like#commitment to the bit has never been something I struggled with 😂#my body is not a temple#my body is just one big shitposting opportunity#getting a little ‘Greg’ on my foot is nothing compared to having HOTCH’S HEAUX right above my butt 😅😂😂😂😂😂#anyway go watch taskmaster#you will not regret it!!!!!
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Olivia “Via” Colman the Dog, named (of course) after Olivia Colman the Human. DS Ellie Miller in Broadchurch is one of my favorite characters from anything ever!
Among other things, she also goes by and/or responds to
1) “Viapuppyviapuppyviapuppyviapuppy—”
2) “Viver Viver, Everything-Eater”
3) “EXCUSE ME????? NO, MA’AM!!!!”
4) “Olive”
5) 🎶 “Ooooooliviaaaaaaa!” 🎶 (to the tune of the theme song of the kids’ animated show ‘Olivia’)
#people from Facebook dating keep asking questions about my dogs that are NOT already pictured in my profile#and you can’t just SEND pictures which is mildly irritating#tho I guess getting unsolicited dick pics would feel like much more of an inconvenience so#so here’s a link I can send with a via girl collage!#gonna make another one for surge#and another one for jareau#so I can be like oh you wanna know more about my dogs?#BAM HERE’S 10 PICTURES OF ‘EM#👌👌👌😂😅❤️#Facebook dating
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Send help! It seems that on my way to Costa Rica this week, I took a wrong turn and somehow ended up in a mildly misspelled version of the Night Court! Now, I know what you’re all about to say. “Consider yourself lucky, Cynthia! Go get your freak on with misspelled Kaseein and Reese and Assreal and More etc!!” But what you don’t understand is that I left my glasses back at home on accident. YA GIRL CAN BARELY SEE DURING THE DAY AND DEFINITELY CAN’T SEE AT NIGHT, THIS IS THE WRONG COURT FOR MY SQUINTY ASS TO ARRIVE IN.
Send help to the very blurry (reason for misspelling?) city of very blurry stars! 😭😭😭
#acotar#dammit the last thing I needed was to get sucked into another book series but a week later and here we are#Sarah j Maas#hope you’re ready to throw hands#cause I’m comin for ya#velaris#night court
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SEND HELP FOR I CANNOT BREATHE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Oh to turn 29 and be assigned to the most whackfuck job in an attempt by my employer to screw over my new immediate coworker only for us to immediately form a bond so deep no one—not even us—can tell if it’s platonic or romantic and we proceed to be our employer’s top performers so despite them trying to do everything in their power to invalidate/separate us we always come out on top and after seven years of insane chemistry we finally kiss on a whim to celebrate the new year
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@wanna-be-bold this 100% feels like a you question. 😅😂❤️ any Densi fic recs!? I’m shipping it SO hard. SO HARD.
Is there excellent fic out there for Densi like there is for Tiva? I’ve seen the shit y’all blog, I know a lot of you watch LA too, someone help! I’ve fallen for this stupid ship and I can’t get up! 😭😭😭
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Is there excellent fic out there for Densi like there is for Tiva? I’ve seen the shit y’all blog, I know a lot of you watch LA too, someone help! I’ve fallen for this stupid ship and I can’t get up! 😭😭😭
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I really like that the first 5 or 10 seconds of the intro for NCIS: Los Angeles season 1 makes it look like it’s a rom com between Callen and Sam.
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I have a Pavlovian response to that gdamn piano theme. Literally makes me tear up. Eff this show.
My mom and I have been rewatching old NCIS and she did not ask to hear all about the tumblr discourse about every single character but SHE GON LEARN ANYWAY. Guess I’m back on my Tiva bullshit here for a few minutes. 😂
But I still love Adam Eschel, fight me. 💅
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My mom and I have been rewatching old NCIS and she did not ask to hear all about the tumblr discourse about every single character but SHE GON LEARN ANYWAY. Guess I’m back on my Tiva bullshit here for a few minutes. 😂
But I still love Adam Eschel, fight me. 💅
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Story time!
The other day, my phone broke, and unbeknownst to me, it was apparently sending out periodic SOS texts to my emergency contacts while it was inaccessible. During this time, I was traveling alone from Israel to Jordan; needless to say, I accidentally scared the CRAP out of my family and friends back home. My best friend is apparently quite the internet sleuth (Penelope Garcia who????) and managed to very impressively track me down from Washington DC to the Israel-Jordan border nearly 6,000 miles away. From photos I'd sent her from a Purim party in Tel Aviv the night this all started, she managed to find out what hostel I had been staying at—when she contacted THEM, they were able to put her in contact with the girl who had helped me get to my tour bus at 2am when I had a broken phone and no clue where to go. That sweet girl remembered which tour group I had booked with, which gave my best friend a number to call to see if I was okay. The tour company tried and failed to get in contact with the bus driver, so they contacted the border authorities on behalf of my family and friends. I was pulled aside at Jordanian passport control by someone going "um, lady, did you break your phone? Because your people WON'T STOP CALLING."
ANYWAY, I was obviously fine, but my family and friends are gonna give me so much shit about this for the rest of my life. Now, I'm getting texts that look like they're from Tony freakin' DiNozzo, so I made one into a meme...

I've always wanted to be Ziva David, but not like this.
Never like this.
#NCIS#ziva david#tony dinozzo#the whole fiasco was incredibly embarrassing but#I'm far enough removed from it now to find it hilarious 😂😂😂#also (not really related) but Ziva's homeland is so lovely!#if you ever get a chance to visit israel#JUMP ON THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELY
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If you thought I'd fall headfirst back into my NCIS/Ziva David obsession just because I'm in Israel at the moment, you'd be absolutely right.
#Vance talking about Ziva crossing the border at Eilat (Israel) to get to Aqaba (Jordan)#BOO I DID THAT IN BOTH DIRECTIONS THIS WEEK#ziva david#ncis
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lol not me trying to show off gifs I’m proud of to someone who never knew NCIS Cynthia and then not me catching feelings for these dumbass characters again
#I knew better#I really did#no matter how far I stray#Ziva David will always call me home#whether this is where I want to be or not 🤣#I have a meme empire on Facebook these days basically so what am I doing back HERE#😂#I’ll slink away again before anyone notices me again#bye y’all
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