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[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

someone should invent nightmareless sleep.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

....Okay. Sorry....

Val oh my gosh are you okay? What is happening to you?!

I am confused.... did you change your gender?

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my name is vic. i'm new on this Site.

who are you? why is everyone asking about gender today?

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

....My name is Piper. I am your partner.

Val oh my gosh are you okay? What is happening to you?!

I am confused.... did you change your gender?

@justyouraveragepoketherapist

my name is vic. i'm new on this Site.

who are you? why is everyone asking about gender today?

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

The Mega Evolution the Kalosian Government has been Hiding From You!!!

The Kalosian Government can't hide this forever. I, Winnie, owner of pokeconspiracy, your TOTALLY reliable source of information, will give you all the details and information about this secret hidden Mega Evolution, which is totally not a lie!!!

The Mega Evolution I'm talking about is Mega Eevee. Mega Eevee is a Normal-type Pokémon. It has a base stat of 625, its ability being "Full Potential", where it boosts moves by the Eeveelutions Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon, Umbreon, Espeon, Glaceon, Leafeon, and Sylveon by 25%.

Down below, I provided a picture of Mega Eevee for you to see that I have uncovered in the classified files of the Kalosian government and its Mega Stone for its' Mega Evolution, the Eevite.

Do you see how beautiful it is in the picture??? If you're wondering, why would the Kalosian government hide this Mega Evolution of Eevee from us? I'll tell you what I think! It's because of an Eevee-obsessed hacker Penny, who's been hacking into the Kalosian government, and the GOVERNMENT WAS ANNOYED AND ANGRY SO THEY HID THIS MEGA EVOLUTION FROM US OUT OF SPITE!!! DON'T LET THEM DECEIVE YOU!!! DON'T LET THEM THINK THEY CAN HIDE IT FROM US ANYMORE!!! Mega Eevee is real and cannot be hidden from us any longer!

//Credit to @randompokemonicons for the Mega Eevee picture!!

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

Hehe, yes. That makes perfect sense to me.

Love you too, Val <3

Piper, Piper.... Piper.

I was just in a Conversation on a Gliscord Server... and...

Am i Gay?

(-@val-victory)

Well, um....

You are a girl who likes an enby.

So, I guess....

That would make you kind of gay.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

I drew and colored in my fennekin Lilli!

may she brighten your day!

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

Piper, Piper.... Piper.

I was just in a Conversation on a Gliscord Server... and...

Am i Gay?

(-@val-victory)

Well, um....

You are a girl who likes an enby.

So, I guess....

That would make you kind of gay.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

🦠 Do they get sick easily or is their immune system stronger?

//They used to get sick a lot as a child, but they do not anymore.

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💝 What's their love language?

//Physical touch!

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

Thought I'd make an OC ask game with a couple questions I haven't really seen!

BIOLOGICAL INFO:

📄 Name/pronouns/age/species all that good stuff

📏 How tall are they?

🥾 What's their shoe size?

🌍 What accent do they have?

PERSONALITY:

🏙 Do they prefer rural or urban environments?

🚪Are they introverted or extroverted?

💤 What's their sleep schedule like?

🍽 What's their favorite flavor or dish?

🦠 Do they get sick easily or is their immune system stronger?

🏀 Have they played sports? What are they best at?

🪡 How's the homeliness? Can they consistently do things like thread a needle?

🍳 Can they cook?

👻 Deepest fear?

🎵 Favorite genre of music?

💍 Do they wear jewelry? Watches? Etc?

☔️ Do they like the rain?

🍂 Favorite season?

👥 Are they good at socializing? How much do they talk?

💢 Are they quick to anger? Are they a fighter?

🗡 Do they use a weapon? What is it?

BACKSTORY:

👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Do they have siblings?

💵 How much money did they have growing up?

🩻 Have they broken a bone?

🫠 What's the most embarrassing memory of their life?

RELATIONSHIPS:

💋 Have they kissed someone?

💖 Have they been in a committed relationship?

💔 Any messy breakups?

🥄 Are they cuddly/touchy? Big spoon or little spoon?

💝 What's their love language?

SILLY QUESTIONS:

🗣Are they the type of person to argue over stuff like cereal being soup?

🦁 Do they think 1 billion lions or one of every Pokémon would win in a fight to the death? Do they tell people something else?

🍕 Pineapple on pizza? How about anchovies? Corn?

Be sure to send an ask to the person you reblog from! <3

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

I am free right now.

Okay, just going to post this before I rest.

Does anyone want a free shiny porygon?

I found this guy, but im no porygon fan so I want to give them to someone!

Sorry if there's a lot of tags, I just want someone to enjoy a porygon like how I love my team!

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

I will take the Porygon.

Okay, just going to post this before I rest.

Does anyone want a free shiny porygon?

I found this guy, but im no porygon fan so I want to give them to someone!

Sorry if there's a lot of tags, I just want someone to enjoy a porygon like how I love my team!

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

So you are my girl <3

Love you, Val.

Basically i'm a girl if a Girl owned a House and had Pokémon and a Sponsorship and a Partner and a Kid(not mine) and yeah.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

P

Enough of this.

K

You’ve tried this three separate times, and have failed three seperate times.

If you’re going to to this to me at least do it right this time.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

Finale: Enemy Revealed

Tw for violence under cut, please read tags

Hanayo whimpered as she tried to breathe in. It all hurt. Everything hurt. Healing was taking too long. So slow. Painful.

There was still one more threat.

Hanayo remembered the words that Oyamatsumi had told her.

"At the end of the battle, betrayal will come from somewhere unexpected."

Slowly finishing her healing, Hanayo stood up. Something moved in the hallway ahead of her. "Saber? Oh, thank goodness! You're still here-...."

Hanayo froze. Saber looked at her. Snarling. And then attacked.

Hanayo began fighting back. "Why are you doing this, Saber?! Everything's over now, isn't it?"

Saber laughed darkly. "Oh, really?! Is it really?! After everything you did.... you fucking, lying traitor?!"

Hanayo's eyes widened. "What do you mean.... oh. Y- you found out.... I'm so sorry-"

"Save it, bitch!" Saber screamed as she began attacking faster.

Hanayo panted, trying to keep up and not get hit. "Saber.... I'm sorry-!"

"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" Saber knocked Hanayo back, slamming her into the cement.

Hanayo started crying as she held her hands over her now-bleeding head. "Ow.... why....?"

Saber snickered and stood over her. Kneeling down beside her, she looked down at Hanayo. "You know why. Trash pet. And now I am going to stop you. For good."

Hanayo panicked as Saber raised her arms above her head.

Right before bringing them down on her chest.

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]

Love you too. <3

Hey i like your Suit, it's so Semi-Casual.

@val-victory

Oh, um-!

Thank you, Val....

[justyouraveragepoketherapist]