Tell me Prometheus is bad and I'll kick your lego house down
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Sometimes I hate my face. I have a sweet smile like a chubby kid being told they'll get a lollipop. But when I'm sad, angry, or literally any other negative emotion, my face doesn't move an inch. I was feeling exhausted and completely miserable today, but when I looked in the mirror, it was completely neutral. Maybe my mouth was slightly more open, but that's it. I thought my face was contorted to the point of disfigurement, but no, best it could do was vaguely constipated.
#rant#rant post#funny#relatable#autism#actually autisitc#I'm so sick of this#mental illness#can i be done already?
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Gentle reminder that if your friend tells you they are stuck in a time loop, don't ask questions, just give them the info they need. This is their 35th time talking to you and they don't want to answer your questions again.
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This is legit one of the beat Mikus I've ever seen



🍒Today's Miku figure is:🍒
FuRyu Flower Fairy Winter Cherry noodle stopper ver. (2026)
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Yummy yummy, what's for dinner?
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I was feeling particularly pathetic lately when I was struck with a cynical thought, followed directly by a nicer one.
"To have a relationship is to burden each other and find comfort in the weight."
I remembered a tip from a long time ago that one of the best ways to reinforce relationships is to ask for little favors. I guess the idea is making them feel needed and helpful without overburdened them. And of course you need to reciprocate.
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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.



P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
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Can't Have Nice Things
The Ketamine King Musk has shutdown the IRS's Free Tax Filing system.
Of all the things a government could off, a way to Freely calculate and file your taxes seems like a good one. But the richest man in the world thinks we shouldn't have that.
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Pokemon Radical Red brings out the worst in me. I lost to Giovanni once, now I'm crafting a team so diabolical that he will know what true evil looks like
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
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In the absence of intelligent conversation, there is only violence.
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"I am the who in the call 'who's there?'"
Can we talk about how terrifying that line is? That is one of the most pants-shitting lines I've ever heard, and it's from a Disney movie.
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They made evil Cookie Clicker. And here I thought Cookie Clicker was evil Cookie Clicker. I feel light headed
are you frequently overstimulated?
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